DUmmie FUnnies 01-15-05 ("The Hopi Elders Speak")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 15, 2005 | DUmmies, Billy Jack, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I have consulted the Hopi Elders and they have told me a DUmmie FUnnies book deal is in the works. However, they also told me I first must undergo a Billy Jack Snake Ceremony so before the first rattler bites me, I hope a literary agent or book publisher out there contacts me at: PJ-Comix

The good thing about the DUFUs is that you DON'T have to get bitten by a rattlesnake to enjoy them. All you have to do is ask to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[roaddog727]

"...undergo a Billy Jack Snake Ceremony so before the first rattler bites me,"...

Bite the snake first. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

[Brian328i]

I thought Hopi Indians were from the South West?

Maybe I'm wrong, but I coulda swore theres no big group of Hopi's in Montana.

[45semi]

So...they have moved on from crystals, and channeling...

Maybe they get into the native American stuff cause somewhere along the line they get to do the peyote ceremony part...
DUmmies & drugs...sheesh!

[formercalifornian]

Here is my interpretation of that very touching Montana Hopi prayer: Do not cling to the shore. The Republicans have all the power. Arguing on DU will just tear you in two. Instead. Accept fate. The Republicans won. Go with it. Just accept it. Full release. Learn to listen to the elders. The Republicans are the elders. They know best. Stop struggling against reason and just succumb to it.

[pipecorp]

This "prayer" reads like the idiocy of the koran. Rambling, nonsensical jibberish.

[Brian328i]

Ahha! I'm right.

The Hopi Indians, which means good, peaceful, or wise, come from a group of Southwestern people called Pueblo, but their language is different. They live in northeast Arizona at the southern end of the Black Mesa.
http://inkido.indiana.edu/w310work/romac/hopi.htm

[underdognewsgrl]

Hopi's are in Arizona, western New Mexico.
No "fastflowing rivers" there either.

[Brian328i]

Lmao, That post is a treasure trove of idiocy. Glad I don't live right off the Blackfeet Reservation anymore.

I participate in a lot of Sweat Lodge Ceremonies and this was passed out at one of them just prior to Y2K. (The Elders knew what was coming clear back then!)
Ahh, outside of Browning eh? Me too cousin!

[Bahbah]

Leave it to the indigenous ones...not the usurper-oppressor-agressor-genocide-committers....

This is pretty sad, really. Who feeds them this junk history? What are their parents like. I really feel sorry for this kid.

[visualops]

Leave it to the indigenous ones

I'm indigenous to North America. So why aren't the DUmmies leaving it to people like me?

[gidget7]

Maybe I'm wrong, but I coulda swore theres no big group of Hopi's in Montana.

LMAO there isn't. And I am of Native American Heritage, this doesn't sound like an Indian prayer to me!!!!! Divel is more like it. Hippy prayer, perhaps, definately NOT Indian.

Not to mention Dems to not associate with Indians, like the blacks they oppress them.

[Darkwolf377]

These people are degenerating rapidly. I think we are seeing the beginnings of a DU cult, where they seak Truth to Power and instead of baptisms exorcise their Reproductive Rights and dust off their copies of I'm OK, You're OK.

It's the 70's in So Cal all over again.

[gidget7]

LOL LOL

Go to the middle of the river, let go of the shore, tread water tread water!!! perhaps drown???

[TruthWillWin]

This is a joke right? Or perhaps a Freeper troll?

[randog]

Maybe I'm wrong, but I coulda swore theres no big group of Hopi's in Montana.

You're correct, the Hopi hail from Arizona/New Mexico area.

Maybe they're talking about the Wizened Elder (aka, Head Checkout Clerk) at the Hopi Quicki Mart in Cheyenne....?

[KoRn]

Just when you think they've TOTALLY lost it, they continue to raise the threshold for insanity!

[formercalifornian]

No Hopis. No Sioux either. Salish and Kootenai or something that I think were originally called Flatheads and maybe Blackfeet.

[speed_addiction]