Posted on 01/14/2005 6:05:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
This DUmmie THREAD was originally posted yesterday so the premise posed in the title, “One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....” is referring to Inauguration Day. It is VERY INTERESTING to read the DUmmie responses and, again, I remind them of the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the grieving DUmmie mournings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, freezing on the inauguration parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:
One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....Let's face it: on Inauguration Day, it's gonna hurt real bad to see the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus steal the Presidency for the second time, and receive the Oath of Office from his co-conspirator William Renquisling, Chief Justice of the United States of America.
[Look at the bright side: William “Renquisling,” due to health problems, will probably be replaced with a younger conservative soon by that “flesh-eating virus.”]
It's going to hurt real bad, because:
1. There were a number of times when we felt: We finally got the bastards, only to be disappointed in the end.
[Correct. You DUmmies thought you had him in September because of that 60 Minutes report about Bush and the Texas Air National Guard. Your gloating soon ended when FREEPER Buckhead quickly exposed the documents CBS used as being forgeries. Then your gloating resumed bigtime on the afternoon of Election Day when you believed the phony election polls. My theory is that Robert Shrum officially killed Kerry’s chances when he addressed the senator as “Mr. President” that day.]
2. There were a number of times when we felt the big gray mass of the American electorate would finally start listening, only to be disappointed in the end.
[And a big part of the reason you lost was the mindset that considers the American electorate to be a “big gray mass.”]
But in one week, we will witness one of the saddest events in this century. And we won't know if it will take a month, a year, or a decade to undo the damage, and take back our country. It's really going to hurt real bad when it happens. Be prepared.
[1-800-BUSH-WON]
To many (including me) this regime is temporary and doesn't have ANY legitimacy.
[I BEEEEELEEEEVE that the Bush Regime will last only until Jan. 21.]
I feel the same way, but Bush will officially be President...I can't imagine we'll be happy.
[Chris Heinz will be wearing a black band around his Perrier bottle in mourning.]
NOT MY PRESIDENT . . .for I live in America where Presidents are elected, not selected, and where the REAL title goes to the one who EARNS it, not CLAIMS it. Some will call him President and he can "officially" be their President, but I will never acknowledge him as my President. I had to do it in 2000 and I swear I will never bow to cheaters, liars, and thieves again.
[As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.]
You can eother obey his dictat or go to jail. Once shrub is sworn in, we will be forced to obey his wishes, and if we don't the full force of the law enforcement will be staring in our face. It is indeed a SAD DAY, Jan 20th.
[Fear the wrath of our Glorious Emperor, the mighty Chimpus Khan!]
Can I take my pillow? Or are you talking the kind of jail that is overseas and south of FL that people do not return from?
[That horrible, horrible place where the prisoners are tortured with air conditioning.]
Forced to obey his wishes? LOL. We'll still have all the same rights we have today (for now, anyway). We can still fight him through all of the means we are using right now. He's not being sworn in as God, as much as he would like to think he is. He does not make the law.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
…but on Jan. 21 who will be the POTUS ?
[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]
I plan a total media black-out that day. Now news, no c-span, no radio ...
[Shut my eyes, cover my ears, and yell, “LA-LA-LA-LA! NOT GOING TO SEE OR HEAR IT!!! LA-LA-LA-LA!”]
Keep pressure on Congress to help the dems have some backbone. Work locally to get voter verified paper ballots with auditing. Frame the debate. Keep digging into the election fraud to build the case for impeachment. Keep exposing all the lies.
[Ah! More of my pet DUmmie ants performing the circular mill routine again.]
Not watching, not listening and not verifying! Not MY President. Karma, karma, karma! Waiting for the MELT-DOWN!!!!
[Eyes closed! Ears covered! LA-LA-LA-LA!!! KARMA-MA-MA-MA!!!]
Remember, NOT ONE DAMN DIME next Thursday. And wear your BLUE PAPERCLIP ...Or ORANGE with your black clothes (will be fun explaining why you are dressing for Halloween in January!)
[Especially when you have a dime clipped with a blue paperclip to your orange and black shirt.]
I'll be hugging my children and delighting in their smiles. I'll be praying for them.
[You will also be delighting in the fact that you won the DUmmie Drama Queen Award of the Week.]
I got hurt in 2000 and haven't stopped hurting since.
[Try Blue Emu.]
Your tag line reminds me of "Commando" - the mall security guard. LOL!
With true reform that would be the result. But they're backing Jesse Jackson's ideas for reform which include same day registration, provisional voting which would be counted as valid anywhere as long as a voter is registered somewhere, and instant run off in which the top 2 voter getters square off without the pesky third party (read Green Party) taking votes from their guy.
When there was no DUFU PM edition last night, and no stories in FR that captured my interest and immagination, I went trolling over in DUperville and saw this.
All I could do was sigh.
Since they eschew God, and even celebrations of secular Christmas, they have nothing. And they are oh so proud of that nothing.
These people even lack immagination. All their "I Believe" threads were nothing more then pre-packaged fantasy that didn't require a lick of immagination.
Marxism is Immagination Death and it is a horrible, boring thing.
Oh, goodie! Then the real power behind the throne, Dick "Halliburton" Cheney, can take over as President!
Supposedly people in Norway wore paperclips on their collar to prove solidarity against the Nazi occupation. They chose blue because of the "blue" states.
Well I sure hope they catch them. I know alot of people on FR have been on the ball about reporting things they see on liberal websites. Pray for the safety of the President.
Oh, they are under the impression that if Bush is impeached, Kerry will step in and claim his rite to the presidency. Someone pointed out that Cheney would then be president but of course, they didn't want to be bothered with facts.
Who else noticed this unfortunate acronym:
Help America Recount ====> HAR!
Is it just me, or are the same ones demanding paper ballots now the ones who were saying we should dump paper ballots and go to "modern technology" in 2000? My, how losing an election by using YOUR standards in many places in Florida changes your minds!
One Witch from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....
I got hurt in 2000 and haven't stopped hurting since.They claim to have over 60,000 members! BS!! They have over 60,000 registrations with 59,000 of the registered users being tombstoned!
I've only tried twice to post over there. Made it one post on my 1st registration and then got tombstoned before I even posted ONCE the 2nd time! I guess "DemonicRat" might have been too telling! Frickin' Idiots!!
This is really funny... If someone could go back into their archives on election day, you should be able to find a bunch of threads telling everyone NOT to pay attention the early exit polls (Unless, of course they deleted them so they wouldn't look like the fools that they are now).
They thought the polls were gonna show Bush winning, but when they showed Kerry winning... The exit polls were Gospel all of the sudden! Every shred of what they think was election fraud is tied to the exit polls that they weren't supposed to pay attention to! What a Pantload!!
Another invention of history.
Paper clips were not a common item in Norway in 1940-1945.
Who comes up with these "historical" events over in DUmmieland where, as one FReeper recently said, "history begins for DUmmies when they wake up in the morning"?
(My qualifications: a four-year college degree in history, and intimate knowledge of the people, culture, history, and sociology of the people of Norway.)
Freepmail coming.
Thanks for another great funny - as always! This one caught my eye.
"we will witness one of the saddest events in this century."
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Seeing as we're barely into the fifth YEAR of this century,...LOL
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