Posted on 01/11/2005 7:51:42 PM PST by PJ-Comix
An abundance of irony. Enjoy! :)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x278711
Jeez...I must be a "have" as well. Or do I just "have" a job. I have never had to make choices like the above poster, but then, I'm not a welfare 'rat who can't hold a job.
Perhaps Chris is the poor fool antagonizing the JUWISH MODZ VIKING KITTIES and their "little conspiracy"? I haven't even clicked on that thread yet. I can't get past the title before it becomes a hazard to drink milk, such is the power of ZOT. Play with kitties, wind up a hairball...
Your Holiness....who knew? (kisses ring)
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #555.
True. We have to give the DUmmies this much credit, they actually do represent what the core of the Democrats REALLY think. This is one reason why DUmmieland is so interesting. The Democrats try to put on a nicey-nice face for public consumption but when talking among themselves, we see the TRUE face of the Democrats.
Does anybody even know what Chris Heinz actually does for a living? What has he been doing for the past 10 years? Does he wake up in the morning and WORK at, say, an auto mechanic garage? Somehow I think NOT.
I didn't understand this when I first read it.
So, I got drunk and read it again.
Shtill no clucking flue ash to what it meansh.
Ketchup Boy must have been drinking some liquified Sterno to come up with that one.
Well, dadgumit, P.J., yesterday "Andy Stephenson" told the DUmmies--imitating the words of "William Pitt" from a few weeks ago--to not despair, to not lose hope, over the termination of the ballot lawsuit in Ohio.....because "something biger" and "better" was in the works, to be announced by last night.
Nothing happened.
Yeah, there was that thread about "breaking into" election computers in Ohio, but that appears to have fizzled too unless I missed something; DUmmieland is a vast pool of darkness, decreptitude, and dungness, and so I might have missed it.
But on the whole, nothing appears to have happened, despite the solemn assurances of "Andy Stephenson."
I don't know...Hillary got away with FJB.
The word in Pennsylvania is that Kerry and other family members are pressing her son Chris Heinz to run for a House of Representatives seat," says Washingtonian Magazine. "Chris Heinz is attractive and photogenic, and campaign funding won’t be a problem," the mag notes.'
It must be a slow day in DUmmieland this morning, because the discussions seem to be centering upon the "assassination" of Paul Wellstone (some threads on this), in addition to cautions that Barbara Boxer "should not get into small airplanes" and somesuch, and the usual theory that John Kennedy Jr. was crashed by the Republicans.
That sort of stuff; the usual mundane ordinary stuff we find in the land of darkness, decreptitude, dimwittedness, doom, and dungness.
This is a while back, but I think I recall reading a rather flattering "profile" of Kerry, StepJr., in which it was mentioned he was a.....blacksmith.
Just like all the other monied liberals (some of the Rockefeller daughters come into mind), while everybody else has to scramble around working in real jobs in real life, Kerry, StepJr., has the luxury of "working" in a quaint profession that "feels good."
Nothing against welders or anything--some of the finest people in the world, welders, and true artisans at that--but the article sort of stressed he was emulating the guy standing under the chestnut tree, banging away at an anvil, crafting horseshoes, giving his glands to McCormick (sorry; last phrase a bad and archaic joke) and so on and so forth.
This article appeared sometime last summer, but I never thought anything of it after reading it.
All the more reason to take a break this AM. Don't worry, there will be a PM DUFU edition later.
Wrong stepson. That is Chris' older brother, John Heinz who is a Buddhist Blacksmith. I think he also teaches at a Buddhist school. He stayed completely OUT of the limelight this past year. I believe he HATES Teresa so some real bad blood there. As to him being at a Buddhist school, I keep thinking of that Buddhist monastery scene in Anger Management and can't keep from chuckling.
As to what Chris Heinz actually DOES for a living, it is a mystery to me. I googled him but a web search yields nothing as to Chris Heinz's actual occupation other than being a Trust Fund Kid.
Chris Heinz is running for the prescientency of the U.S.?
Ooops, okay, I had the wrong Kerry, StepJr.; sorry to have misled you.
By the way, according to Drudge this morning, Air America took a nose-dive.....south.....during the election season. I thought they were already near or at the bottom, but apparently not.
LOL! Good one!
Hi Peej, another great edition! Aren't the Heinz boys Ter-ah-sa's biological SONS? Why would they hate their own mother?
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