Posted on 01/11/2005 4:44:47 AM PST by PJ-Comix
So what are the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day? Many of them will be calling the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. But what of the others? As we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “What are your plans for Inauguration Day?” some of them play to lie in bed all day and cry but others are planning ILLEGAL activities such as tossing eggs and bananas at the President or at Freepers (which the DUmmies call anyone who is a Bush supporter). Fortunately, I happen to know that the DUmmie FUnnies are read by many government officials so the DUmmies have inadvertently alerted the law enforcement agencies as to their illegal activities. Here is how the drill is going to go: DUmmies will enter D.C. on Inauguaration Day carrying eggs, bananas, and other potential missiles. Then they will be STOPPED by law enforcement officers and such objects will be REMOVED from them. Then they will slink back to DUmmieland crybabying about how they were “harassed” by the Fascist Regime. So let us now read of the DUmmie plans for Inauguration Day. The DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shivering on the outdoor Inauguration Parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:
What are your plans for Inauguration Day? I'll be in DC...video cameras at the ready...eggs/bananas at the ready...ready for some freeper joisting...
[Don’t be surprised if your face “accidentally” slams against a Freeper Fist when you try to egg him.]
Throw an egg for me. It's my birthday, I'll be avoiding anything to do with it.
[You will also avoid having your face “accidentally” slamming against a Freeper Fist.
I'll have an egg or banana with your best birthday wishes
[And you will be wiping a lot of birthday cake icing off your face after it makes contact with a Freeper Fist the moment you toss that bannana or egg.]
Wake at 7.... turn off alarm. Realize what day it is. Cry. Put covers over head. Cry. Lie in bed all day. Cry.
[If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go on and cry.]
protesting, wearing orange, in my hometown cant afford DC but can afford to take the day off and go protest in Seattle. I'll wear orange and am still thinking of what to put on my sign.
[How about: “Still Visualizing My Own Reality”?]
What are the eggs for? If your implying that you might try to egg Bush, tell the SS I said hi. I am sure you will have plenty of time to talk to them.
[And then self-righteously post in DUmmieland about how the “Fascist Regime” harassed you.]
I've egged Bush's bus this summer, so I'm pretty familiar with the drill. It's a fast, quick motion. The eggs stay in your pocket until the last possible moment. Very exhilarating!
[Yes. You’ll find your visit to the D.C. jail to be “very exhilarating” DUmmie zulchzulu.]
I would have a good lawyer on call and retainer. You will be dropped like a sack of potatoes and whisked away before the egg hits the ground.
[And if the eggs hit a Freeper, Dummie zulchzulu will definitely hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.]
Boil one of those eggs before you throw it. I'll be in the rainforests of Costa Rica.
[Unfortunately for you, DUmmie tk2kewl, the only forest you will be in will be as part of a prison road crew wearing your beloved orange.]
For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY. Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours. Boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter). For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. Not one dime on pay per view, stamps, don't put mail in your mailbox, nothing. The object is simple. Don't spend, Don't work, Don't participate in the economy.
[I see you’re visualizing your own reality again.]
Is there going to be any kind of protest in the San Fran area?
[Yes. Lying in front of onrushing Cable Cars.]
Puke, puke, and puke some more.
[Try not to stain your orange diaper.]
I will wear black. I will wear a black armband, and put black flags up in my yard.
[Have you no fashion sense? The official “vote fraud” protest colors are orange and black…the Halloween colors.]
I'm sure the FBI and Secret Service have already read this comment. I hope he has bail money and lots of time on his hands.
Right, sir, I agree with you wholeheartedly.
The money they anticipate spending on going to Washington, D.C., and for eggs and bananas, would be better spent for other things.....such as feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, roofing the homeless, consoling the ill.
The DUmmies appear to think that Bush should donate the inagural costs to tsunami victims.....I wonder if they at the same time think John Kerry should donate his surplus $15,000,000 to the same cause, or Bev Harris all her money to the same cause.....
CITIZENS ARREST, CITIZENS ARREST
I'm definitely saving all my spending for Thursday that week.
Ok, I understand eggs. Anyone want to explain the significance of the bananas?
Chimp
Orange is the color of the Rossi protesters in Washington state. He'll look like he's protesting Gregoire's win. Reading the DUmmie FUnnies is such an uplifting experience. It makes me realize that no matter how pathetic my life is, at least I'm not a DUmmie!
I get it.... how original....
Not to mention turning the themostat down on their oil-fed furnace. Hope it's not too cold in those northern cities on Inauguration Day! DUmmies, if you're reading this: Please, if you have children (God forbid), find somewhere warm and safe for them to stay that day.
They want to shut down the economy. So much for caring for the poor working people and the country they claim to love so much. Their true colors are showing. But since they can't manage to get more than 200 to show up for their million idiot marches, I don't think WalMart is going to be hurt too bad. I have a counterpunch in mind. We could buy a few extra things durring their "not one damn dime" tantrum and since there are alot more of us, we could cause the economy to jump the day of the inauguration. I think this would be a really good idea. Instead of buying 10.00 worth of gas, fill your tank. Stock up on soft drinks or canned goods or something. If we all spent just a little more that day, we could counteract their pitiful attempt at a protest in spades.
I seriously believe the DUnatics will attempt a violent coup in my lifetime.
Although the United States Military will put them down -- violently -- I stand ready to assist.
I wonder if they are willing to get their lazy unwashed butts up out of their computer chair for a day. I bet they are too dumb to realize they are spending money running their computer. I wonder if they are willing to give up their meds and drugs for a day. And of course we all know they will shut off their heat and not use their water for a day. Well on second thought, they probably don't use much water.
"For 24 Hours SHUT DOWN THE U.S. ECONOMY."
And the next day?
"Instead of buying 10.00 worth of gas, fill your tank. Stock up on soft drinks or canned goods or something. If we all spent just a little more that day, we could counteract their pitiful attempt at a protest in spades."
Count me in. I'll be at the Sam Houston airport on the 20th, on my way to a vacation in PV, Mexico about the time President Bush is being inagurated. I'll make sure to buy lots of consumer goods at inflated prices at the airport to do my part for the economy. I'm already in for $1,500.00 for my airline ticket on an American-owned airline.
And they call us Americans "stingy!" Bah!
Don't work. That one ought to be the easiest for them.
Its their way of calling Bush a chimp. I just wonder how many of them are as educated and smart as Pres. Bush. He seems to be a lot smarter than their hero John "Lurch" Kerry. He got re-elected.
Well, there ya go. We could all do this and then watch the stock market jump and watch the DUmmies jump, too. Right off the Golden Gate Bridge.
I'm holding off a pretty major purchase until, specifically, January 20.
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #552.
Great! I am putting hardwood floors all through my house and I am waiting till the 20th to pay for it.
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