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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-05 ("CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2005 5:24:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It is interesting to read the Dummie reaction to the release of the CBS Memogate report and the firing of 4 news employees on this THREAD titled, “CBS Ousts 4 For Bush Guard Story.” If you remember, the DUmmies swallowed that original 60 Minutes story hook, line, and sinker. They were gloating over the damage the CBS Texas Air National story did to Bush. But even as they were gloating, Freeper Buckhead had already cast aspersions upon the authenticity of the letter CBS used to support their assertion that Bush got special treatment in the National Guard. Within days, the DUmmie gloating turned to ashes in their mouths as it turned out the letter was fraudulent. One strange aftereffect of this affair is that many DUmmies wanted to become leftwing versions of Buckhead as can be noted in their wild theories to explain away many things, such as why Bush won the election. However, let us now observe the DUmmie reaction to the release of the Memogate report. As usual the DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Most people here on DU will see it as a reiteration...of the shrub's spoiled childhood, but I guarantee that the talking heads and right-wing radio will focus on....."The panel said a “myopic zeal” to be the first news organization to broadcast".... and use that as "proof" of left-wing media bias.

[Actually the panel went pretty soft on the bias issue. Does anybody, except INSANE DUmmies, actually think this wasn’t a case of bias against Bush on the part of CBS and Dan Rather?]

Why are Dem media persona held to higher standards than Republicans?

[Thanx for the admission that Dan Rather, Mary Mapes, & CBS personnel are DEMOCRATS.]

Because they are purging Dems from big media.

[And thank you for seconding the admission.]

If you read the debates in DU at the time CBS aired the piece you will find that there were quite a few DUers that did not believe the documents were authentic and that took offense to Dan Rather's stonewalling when questions were raised in the MSM about the same documents.

[Dummie Moderator IndianaGreen here trying to rewrite history. Very LITTLE questioning of the authenticity of documents in DUmmieland when the initial doubts began. When later it was almost impossible to deny the fact that the TANG letter was a forgery, the DUmmies blamed Karl Rove for being behind it.]

There has been no evidence whatsoever that proves that these documents are false regardless of what Howie Kurtz and the rest of the major propagandists tell you.

[And this DUmmie gives lie to IndianaGreen’s assertion that there was much doubt cast upon the authenticity of those documents in DUmmieland. The fact is that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many or perhaps most DUmmies STILL believe they were authentic.]

AFTER the report aired, and the freepers "discovered" that the memos were phony (it was clear they were tipped off by someone in the Rove network) -- only THEN did Mary Mapes decide it would be a good idea to call Burkett's alleged source. The alleged source told that he knew nothing about the memos.

[Yes it was all part of a vast Rovian network that tipped off the freepers about the phony memos.]

The memos were never determined to be phony. What was determined was that they had been copied so many times over that it was impossible to determine they were authentic. By extension, it was also impossible to determine they were phony.

[Plus there was the matter of the justified right margin and the th superscript that an ordinary typewriter of the early 70s would have been able to reproduce. But let us not let the facts stand in the way that it was only a matter of being copied so many times that the authenticity could not have been verified.]

The focus should be on the content, not on the pieces of paper themselves.

[The TANG story MUST be true even if the facts don’t support it.]

And the sad fact of the matter is that there is damned good evidence that bush* DID NOT fulfill his Guard obligation, not to mention being AWOL (which, by ALL definitions he was) or his disobeying a DIRECT ORDER to have his physical so he could maintain his flight status. It seems the whole mess is now a non-story. But keep in mind that the documents have NEVER been proved to be a forgery. NEVER!!

[I can just picture this DUmmie getting wasted at a bar with Dan Rather and they are both screaming together: “The documents have NEVER been proved to be a forgery. NEVER!!”]

Rather and Guiliani should charter the "We Got Roved" Club

[A Perfect Rovian Storm.]

CBS's mishandling of this news story effectively neutralized the issue of Bush's missing service in the TANG. It was almost as if CBS's source had been an agent of the GOP, and CBS took the bait (along with many other people).

[And judging from all the gloating in DUmmieland right after the TANG story aired, most of you DUmmies took the bait too.]

The documents gave easy cover to the Republicans during the campaign, and that pisses me off.

[My condolences on the fact that the TANG story backfired on you.]

Rather and Mapes were after Bush for five years. Bush knew this, Rove knew this and they played Rather like a fool. Whether the story was planted by Rove or not, Mapes should have taken the time to decipher the story before presenting it to Rather for broadcast. The story they should have run should not have been about Bush's TANG service. It should have been about passing off documents to CBS.

[Right. Karl Rove dressed up like Lucy Ramirez and passed the fake documents off to a drunken Burkett in a Kinko’s parking lot.]

When this broke, I kinda felt this way too. I mean, it was just too perfect for Bush, it made him out to be the victim! We still don't know WHERE those documents came from. It looks like we never may know, but it SURE was too convenient for Bush, wasn't it...

[Let me get this straight. The documents are authentic but if they are fake it was because it was a Rovian operation to sting CBS.]

Where is the report on Ohio?

[On the bottom of Karl Rove’s bird cage.]

Back when this thing broke out, I remember thinking how this was so perfect for Bush. It worked in his favor, and most of my not-too-political friends (most democrats) thought that this DID prove that CBS was biased. I can imagine that this probably converted a few more votes to Bush from those idiot "undecideds".

[Just enough votes to give the election to Bush. The vast Rovian plot worked PERFECTLY.]

The real story here is Bush missing his physical. Why? He had been doing community service in Houston on a coke possession charge. He would have failed the drug test. Helen Thomas tried to get information on this at a WH press conference but was rudely ignored. Rove wanted to divert all guard duty issues to Bush's service only

[And I have an early 70s letter here with a right justified margin and superscript th to verify this story.]

the republicans own the media in all shapes and forms...there is no getting the truth out.....its hidden...except when the Democrats are in the wrong and everything is blown out of context........

[Apparently your meds have already kicked in.]

Is there a good blog that tells our side of the story?

[www.AlternateReality.com]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cbs; danrather; dummies; marymapes
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To: PJ-Comix
Has anyone thought to send Dan Blather and seeBS flowers? How thoughtless of us! The phony memos were perfect for President Bush. They pushed him over the top.
21 posted on 01/10/2005 5:45:26 PM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Rovian BTTT


22 posted on 01/10/2005 5:45:59 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: Roscoe Karns
That's funny. I give you three belly-laughs for the DUmmie frogs.

I read other posts by that Indiana something. Which one of you is the FReeper troll doing those posts? Indiana ? has too much common sense for DUmmieland.

23 posted on 01/10/2005 5:46:01 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: G32

Bush's fault.


24 posted on 01/10/2005 5:48:49 PM PST by PubliusEXMachina (Ashely's Story)
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To: CAluvdubya

Actually IndianaGreen is trying to rewrite history for himself by trying to appear sensible. I remember one post he made a few years ago about dispensing "Revolutionary Justice" to Republicans if the "progressives" ever get back in power.


25 posted on 01/10/2005 5:49:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CAluvdubya
I read other posts by that Indiana something.

Indiana Green is the DUmmie name.

26 posted on 01/10/2005 5:50:02 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Quote the DUmmie, "We got Roved")
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To: PJ-Comix
Is there a good blog that tells our side of the story?

Does Art Bell have a blog?

27 posted on 01/10/2005 5:52:24 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
I remember one post he made a few years ago about dispensing "Revolutionary Justice" to Republicans if the "progressives" ever get back in power.

ol' Indy better watch out or he'll be getting some Rovian justice in the reeducation camps being set up.

28 posted on 01/10/2005 5:54:35 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix

ERRRR! If I see the "the focus should be on the content, not the pieces of paper themselves" one more time ...

Do they not see the ridiculousness of that argument? Lets say I create a document that claims a particular DUer is a drug addict and a serial killer (ok, so its not a stretch from the crowd that hangs out there, but lets pretend for a moment). I release it to the press, and now everyone is out to get him. But hey - its not the authenticity of the document, its the content. He needs to prove himself innocent of the totally bogus claims I made.

DUH - it drives me crazy when they don't understand that the authenticity of the documents and the claims go hand in hand. It makes my blood pressure rise.


29 posted on 01/10/2005 5:55:03 PM PST by kemathen7
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To: PJ-Comix
AFTER the report aired, and the freepers "discovered" that the memos were phony (it was clear they were tipped off by someone in the Rove network) -- only THEN did Mary Mapes decide it would be a good idea to call Burkett's alleged source. The alleged source told that he knew nothing about the memos.

[Yes it was all part of a vast Rovian network that tipped off the freepers about the phony memos.]

That is the phony memos that he managed to plant on Burkett and then get Mapes to accept as authentic and then plant several "experts"to authenticate them knowing they were phony and get veteran, hard nosed news anchor Rathto end his career in disgrace and humiliation over the phony documents.

I`m scared.

30 posted on 01/10/2005 5:57:05 PM PST by carlr
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To: Roscoe Karns

Interesting numbers. I don't think I could sustain that kind of profligate posting prowess for any length of time. Of course, the occasional flame war tends to balloon my posting counts (like most of us), but even taking that into account that's still a heck of a lot of engagement and typing!


31 posted on 01/10/2005 5:57:37 PM PST by A Jovial Cad
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To: A Jovial Cad

They said he was disabled and all he had was DU. They loved him. I guess he said the DU saved his life by giving him a group of friends, etc.


32 posted on 01/10/2005 5:57:53 PM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmies are a gift that keeps on giving. The subject changes, but the reaction from the ant farm remains consistently funny. Not funny ha-ha, but sad funny.

Billybob
33 posted on 01/10/2005 5:58:35 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
LOL I had to look to see if I was still on FR!
34 posted on 01/10/2005 5:58:41 PM PST by OSHA (I wish Huck Finn's last name was Fillary.)
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To: G32
Oh, didn't notice the time. 'For whom the bell tolls' and all that. Always creepy when someone online dies that you've 'heard of'.

Quite a common occurance at another board that I spend a lot of time on. www.cycleforums.com is a sportbike site. We lose at least half a dozen members in assorted motorcycle accidents and wrecks. Have lost a couple of members who were serving in Iraq last year also.
35 posted on 01/10/2005 6:01:45 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Dan Rather was fired

I believed in you, and that was my mistake. Because everything about you is fake.



Dan Rather was fired.

Are you proud of the trail you left behind? Do the cries sometimes echo in your mind?



Dan Rather was fired.

I can't believe that I fell so easily into your trap - You really did fool me.



Dan Rather was fired.

I believed in you, and that was my mistake. Because everything about you is fake.



Dan Rather was Fired.
36 posted on 01/10/2005 6:02:39 PM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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To: A Jovial Cad
He must have spent all of his free time at DU.
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As if we don't do that here? :)

37 posted on 01/10/2005 6:03:37 PM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: G32

God rest his soul.


38 posted on 01/10/2005 6:04:03 PM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why are Dem media persona . . . ?

Sentence should read: "Why are Dem media personae"

Singular would be: "Why is Dat medium persona"

39 posted on 01/10/2005 6:05:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Grammar for DUmmies)
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To: PJ-Comix

These get funnier and funnier. No more words.


40 posted on 01/10/2005 6:06:00 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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