[PJ-Comix]

This is the first time in a couple of weeks that I was able to do a DUFU without feeling exhausted because I was able to catch a glorious 10 hours of sleep last night. The reason is that I went out walking for about 3 hours yesterday while listening to Rush on a portable radio. Does anybody out there know the deal on the PORTABLE satellite radios. If I could get one of those I could walk 5 or 6 hours per day while listening to talk radio. Talk radio in the daytime this area, with the exception of Rush, is HORRIBLE so a satellite radio would be great since it would allow me several extra hours of walking time which makes me sleep very easily. For some reason I can walk for hours on end while listening to talk radio but become tired if I walk less than a mile WITHOUT listening to talk radio.

Anyway, enough with my physical problems and on to my other problems, namely my search for a literary agent or book publisher for the DUmmie Funnies book. If you are in one of the previous mentioned categories, please contact me at PJ-Comix. Oh, and a FREE satellite radio would be a nice addition to whatever fat book contract you offer me.

The easiest way for you to get DUFU updates is to simply asked to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Carling]

There is real, tangible fraud in Washington State, yet the DUfi continue to dwell on a state that Bush won handily.

I can only think that these people are insane. Seriesly.

[The_Victor]

You ARE the Dude of the Year to us too Will!

Let me be the first to nominate Pitt for Dudie of the Year.

[queenkathy]

Thanks for the ping. I was just there lurking and I honestly don't know how you can do it! I read the thread about Pat Robertson and although I know he triggers a lot of different emotions in people, they way they are putting him down is just too much for me to take. I've had my fill for one day.

[homemom]

Just so I get this all straight--tomorrow, Jan. 6th, is when the Senate makes it officially official that the PRes. is going to remain the Pres. for FOUR MORE YEARS!!! Is that right?

(Unless, of course, Tinkerbell comes along and sprinkles Kerry Fairy Dust on all the senators . . . )

Thanks for the laughs!

[granite]

William Pitt: Lytel was at a rally where he said Boxer may stand up.
Reader 1: Lytel was at a rally where he saw a boxer stand up
Reader 2: Lytel said to Sally that he saw a boxer give up.
Reader 3: Lysol was used on Sally when a boxer threw up on her.

[hchutch]

And think, in 2006, Sirius has the King Of All Media. :)

[Flux Capacitor]

----nice piece . . . but all for naught, I fear . . .won't be any senators standing up . . . because Kerry doesn't want them to . . . simple as that . . .----

Kerry has returned to his rightful place as a nonentity in the Senate, disliked and disrespected by nearly everyone, including his own Democrat colleagues. They don't give a damn what he wants.

----You ARE the Dude of the Year to us too Will!----

Since there is nobody on DU (aside from my fellow Freeper infiltrators) who can fairly be called a "man", I'll concur on this "DuDe* of the Year" business. (*DUmbass DEadweight.)

----What if there is proof that Kerry actually won Ohio then he should get the electorial votes. Then he wins.----

OH! OKAY! We'll just hand those cast-and-sealed Bush votes over to Kerry! These people seem to be having a really hard time understanding the reality that the electoral votes have already been cast -- and that Ohio's were cast for Bush. Ohio's "electorial" votes are either counted, or they're thrown out. They are not just "given" to someone for whom they were not cast, DUmbasses.

----Good job, Will Pitt. I spent all day on the phone calling our Senators. Hopefully, we will see them stand...----

"HELLO? SENATOR KENNEDY? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

*click*

"HELLO? SENATOR HARKIN? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

*click*

"HELLO? SENATOR McCAIN? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

*click*

"HELLO? SENATOR DASCHLE? THIS IS DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!"

"We're sorry, that number has been disconnected. Please try your call again...."

----Thank you so much for your dedication to our America. It is much appreciated in this corner.----

DU'S AMERICA

The fun just never stops.

-Dan

[CzarNicky]

I can't wait for their dreams to come crashing down around them.

[Lazamataz]

I sincerely hope they push this 'election fraud' fraud on the American people.

It will ensure Republican wins for the next 20 years.

[imskylark]

"The Supreme Court had ruled, a judicial version of the loud voice from Mount Ararat that cannot be contravened. The tablets had been handed down. "

From Mount Ararat??? That's where Noah's Ark is supposed to be. Is Noah the loud voice he is speaking of?


Mount Sinai is the place where God spoke and handed down the 10 commandments.

[granite]

Flame bait breaking:

This does not end Jan 6 or Jan 20. thread

[granite]

I predict a complete meltdown in the next 50 hours. It has already begun.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Here's something to add to your observations of the Dummie ant farm:

As described by Eric Bonabeau, a circular mill occurs when ants travel around an obstacle, say a tree trunk, leaving behind them two parallel pheremone trails which say "follow me" - one going there and one coming back. More ants follow that trail, leaving their own "follow me" trails as usual, but then something goes wrong: an ant going there takes a wrong turn and crosses over to the coming back trail, then wanders again to the going there trail, creating a circle of "follow me" pheremones around the tree.

Other ants pick up this circular trail, and, by following it, reinforce it. Sometimes a colony's entire worker ant population will get stuck in one of these patterns, going around the tree faster and faster, building up a stronger and stronger circular trail, until they create a circular mill, from which no ant will vary, and run around in a circle until they all die.

The DUmmies are actually stuck in a circular mill, blindly following each other on a road to nowhere, marching to their own destruction.

[franksolich]

Thanks, again, as usual, P.J., sir.

This "William Pitt" character is something else; he is allegedly always talking on the telephone with people "high up," but it smacks of the dubious. For various reasons, I don't think people "high up" bother wasting their time.

[Wonderama]

Wow PJ, this is getting really freaky! I have been off FreeRepublic for about a month now as the holidays sort of took over my life. I haven't checked in, but I can't believe when I come back and see my wonderful DUfunnies posts, the DU's are still barking up the same tree???
It's been said before, but most of these people are seriously unhinged!
NEWSFLASH......to DU'ers...
BUSH WON. Game over, get on with your lives. You lost. Try again in 4 years.
It's downright fascinating to see the unraveling of people's minds, but it's getting weird with these guys.PS
PS PJ you really need to be published now. Somebody help this poor man. Thanks

[MKM1960]

This is what Shiner, TX had to say :

Even if, by some miracle, both chambers vote to uphold the objections based on the merits of the testimony, and Ohio’s 20 votes are removed from the Electoral College count...


Wouldn't this solution ultimately be a defeat for our cause? We can't settle for OH just being thrown outhit means EVERY Ohio voter's vote doesn't count, not just the poor and black ones.

We have to fight for either the results to be reversed to that the real result is made known, or we have to fight for a revote in Ohio. If we just throw Ohio out--even if that makes Kerry President--then we everything that we've been saying about counting every vote correctly for the past month will have been a lie.

I want a revote, a recount, and a redo on this election!


Revisionist to the core they country speaks and a little whining moonbat's feelings are hurt and he wants a do over.

Perhaps we should look into a sheltered workshop for these individuals where the short bus picks them up at home every morning and has them package all the screws, nuts and bolts that are needed for "some assembly required" items. And then returns them home in the evening. It will give them something worthwhile to do during the day and they can all be together and continually spout this foolishness to one another. I do not know how these folk function in the real world without minders. LOL

[peacebaby]

thanks for the ping, again, pj. just letting you know I'm still around.

[granite]

DUmmies just called "stupid" on FOX news.

[MKM1960]

Pj

Here is a link to WaPo about XM portable. Apparently you have to look like the Nutty Professor to be able to get satellite reception while walking.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A56866-2004Dec11.html