DUmmie FUnnies 01-03-05 (“Myths Run Wild in Blog [DUmmies] Tsunami Debate")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 3, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Happy New Year to literary agents and book publishers. If you want to get onboard the hottest book event of 2005, the DUmmie FUnnies Book, just contact me at PJ-Comix.

And if you want on the BIGGEST PING List of the FR in order to be updated on the latest DUmmie FUnnies editions as they go online, just let me know.

[Amityschild]

WOW...first!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Amityschild]

And I BELIEVE I was first!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Second??

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

How could we not love Chimpus Khan!!!

[KJC1]

[Attention John Schwartz: Now the DUmmies are suggesting you posted the tsunami thread. Next they will be accusing YOU of causing the tsunami.]

Good one, PJ!
I love the DUmmies who act like this tsunami moonbattery is some isolated incident. Hah! They think the White House is behind the lasers being trained on planes, Cheney and Rice are hiding, plotting something dark and nefarious (over the Christmas/New Year's break of course, hiding!), etc.

[Raffus]

Why are these uninformed cranks and crackpots gathering here at DU? It makes DU look bad and by association, it makes many Democrats look bad too.

[visualops]

LOL this stuff just keeps getting better! LOL

Now get this- "Blue Collar Comedy" is on my satellite radio right now, and Cable Guy et al are singing a song called..."I BELIEVE!"

ROFL!

[hattend]

BTTT

[Amityschild]

Git er done!

[BenLurkin]

Unbelievable. Nobody could be that stupid.

[Flux Capacitor]

----we hit the NYT, wooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we must be doing something right to get them to start deriding us. thanks for the FREE advertising NYT----

Look, I hate to break it to you schmoes, but.... you guys really don't WANT free advertising. As a matter of fact, you guys don't want ANY advertising, AT ALL.

The last thing Democratic Underground needs, what with some 70% of its membership now entering their third month of rocking back and forth in the fetal position mumbling something about Cuyahoga County in between heaving sobs of despair and looking not unlike Richard Dreyfuss at the very end of "What About Bob?", is for the world to start looking in on the other 30% that are still capable of dragging themselves off the floor long enough to type pitiful wails about how depressed they all are. I really don't think you want the Bush Majority peeking in on your little advice columns about how to get Republicans in your workplace fired from their jobs, and about how to rig a gun to look like a digital camera at Bush's re-inauguration.

'Course, once PJ gets DUmmie FUnnies: The Novel published, you're all going to be exposed anyway. But hey, that's free advertising too! You chumps wanna pitch in?

We only want to help. :)

-Dan

[visualops]

"I believe sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment"

hahahahahhahahha hahahah

"I believe guns don't kill people....husbands who come home early do"


"I believe if you can't say something nice about somebody
...you must be talking about Hillary Clinton" <----- I LOVE RED STATE HUMOR LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

A Perfect Rovian Tsunami!

[Flux Capacitor]

----And I BELIEVE I was first!!----

I BELIEVE I will be first on the DUmmie FUnnies thread posted last Thursday. It's all part of my secret plan.

-Dan

[Charles Henrickson]

CHIMPUS KAHN!!!

I think that's "Khan," Peej. "Chimpus Kahn" sounds like a Jewish songwriter.

[imskylark]

"the Swift Boat Liars for Truth "

Very smart comment. At least they acknowledge they are for truth. LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

Another fine job.
Now, I need to run out and read the NYT Article!
I need to be able to post my thoughts this evening as a Trolling FReeper!

;-)

Dasher

[CAluvdubya]

DUmmies aren't even sure if they're being trashed or not! Wait til tomorrow, PJ. Their thread will be titled: Clinton Hypnotized By Rove to Work for Bush!