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DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-05 ("No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/02/2005 5:47:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies thread was an “I BELIEVE” type of thread. Today’s DUmmie THREAD titled, “No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th” could be considered an Anti-I BELIEVE thread. Notice how the DUmmies angrily react to the strong dose of reality posed by DUmmie Walt Starr. As usual, the other dimensional DUmmie postings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th. There is no way around that fact constitutionally. First of all, the electoral votes have been cast and will be read and Bush will be declared the winner. Should some Senator end his/her political career by contesting a slate of electors, it gets thrown to the House where each STATE gets a single vote. Bush would win by a bigger margin in the House than he did in the electoral college! The Senate WILL choose Cheney and the whole point will be moot!

Face the fact folks, constitutionally, Bush WILL BE SWORN IN ON JANUARY 20TH!!!

I suggest energy be put towards the decision of who will be DNC Chair in February and fighting the Bush agenda on a daily basis because it will be a LONG four years otherwise.

[Uh-Oh! Prepare to be thoroughly flamed, DUmmie Walt Starr, for your realistic post in DUmmieland.]

stop being a realist

[I agree. Nothing more disgusting than a lousy realist who refused to BEEEELEEEEVE that Kerry will be inaugurated this month.]

You had better get used to it. Nothing is going to stop it.

[YOU BE QUIET!!! I believe! I believe! I BEEEELEEEEVE!!!]

I'm still offering $5 bets that Kerry takes the oath of office--people used to laugh--now they just look very uncomfortable

[They look very uncomfortable because they don’t feel good with taking money from a sucker.]

I'll bet you $1000 that Bush is sworn in on January 20th. Care to take me up on it?

[Let me in on some of that action as well.]

You're most certainly on but it could get us thrown off the message board-- at least I can say I put my money where my mouth--or typing finger--is

[It’s fun to watch a DUmmie drain his funds dry.]

Face it now. it would only be worse if you went all the way to January 20 thinking Kerry was going to be sworn in and had t face it then.

[And to help you face it then, here is the Suicide Hotline number: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]

Oh! Oh! Please, stop! I might cry!

[Reality! What a downer!]

Too many people on DU are living in a fantasy world thinking that Kerry will still be able to be president when it simply is not going to happen.

[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE! BEEEEELEEEEEVE!]

What I find particularly sad is that there are still a lot of people on DU who are clinging to sheer fantasy. You'll see lots of posts about Kerry's "secret plan" which he is putting into action "out of sight, in just the right way." Just before Christmas we had many 1000+ posters clamoring about the "blockbuster lawsuit" filed last Monday in Ohio that would reveal all and change everything. Look, there are some very fundamental problems that will block any attempt to change anything. We're stuck with at least four more years of our War Crimes President. The Democrats are a sham, being a mere fictional foil of the republican party. It's all a facade. The press is now completely corrupted, acting as a state news agency to prop up the fraud. We're living in a soviet state. Protests will be edited from domestic news coverage just as thay have been for the past four years. Of course, they will be covered in the foreign press. This is the way it was in the Soviet Union. The way I see it, the only hope for change is from one of two places -- either from outside the country, or the republican party itself. It took the Soviet Union seventy years before Gorbachev came along. It could very well be that long before our country returns to democracy, if it ever does.

[DUmmie sally343434 tries to get her fellow DUmmies back to reality and then claims we are living in a soviet state. So even when DUmmies try to be realistic they almost always fail in the attempt.]

How crushed will your hope be if you are led to believe that Jan 6 will result in an unlikely miracle and it doesn't?

[It will destroy my life but, other than that, no big deal].

So, Walt: when Conyers says he's absolutely sure that SEVERAL Senators WILL contest, you think he's lying, or spinning, or what exactly?

[Dreaming acid inspired dreams.]


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No AM DUFU edition tomorrow but there should be a PM edition. Dead tired right now. Crashing....

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1 posted on 01/02/2005 5:47:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/02/2005 5:48:39 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good job.


3 posted on 01/02/2005 5:51:09 PM PST by AVNevis (You are never too young to stand up for America)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I'm still offering $5 bets that Kerry takes the oath of office--people used to laugh--now they just look very uncomfortable "

That's the look people make when they're talking to a mental case, fool

4 posted on 01/02/2005 5:51:26 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Rand-ie, you're a fine girl)
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To: PJ-Comix
"No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th. There is no way around that fact constitutionally. First of all, the electoral votes have been cast and will be read and Bush will be declared the winner. Should some Senator end his/her political career by contesting a slate of electors, it gets thrown to the House where each STATE gets a single vote. Bush would win by a bigger margin in the House than he did in the electoral college! The Senate WILL choose Cheney and the whole point will be moot!


Face the fact folks, constitutionally, Bush WILL BE SWORN IN ON JANUARY 20TH!!!


I suggest energy be put towards the decision of who will be DNC Chair in February and fighting the Bush agenda on a daily basis because it will be a LONG four years otherwise."

This sounds so much like a FReeper troll having some fun in DUmmieland.
5 posted on 01/02/2005 5:52:30 PM PST by AVNevis (You are never too young to stand up for America)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm first, I'm first!


6 posted on 01/02/2005 5:53:24 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extrordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL thanks! So what will they be like when he IS sworn in? I expect there will be one GREAT edition of the DU FU that day!! LOL
7 posted on 01/02/2005 5:53:27 PM PST by KoRn
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To: NonLinear

took too long to type - I hate it when that happens....


8 posted on 01/02/2005 5:53:59 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extrordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL. I am so tempted to sign up and post something


9 posted on 01/02/2005 5:56:01 PM PST by GeronL (I am NOT the real bin Laden)
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To: PJ-Comix

By protesting Ohio's electorial votes, if successful would they not have disinfranchised Ohio's 5,500,000 voters? How Democratic of them! Yep, every vote counts, LOL....


10 posted on 01/02/2005 5:56:31 PM PST by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix
It's all a facade. The press is now completely corrupted, acting as a state news agency to prop up the fraud. We're living in a soviet state.

Do these DUmmies understand what the soviet state means? Socialist = communism. DUH! BTW Goodnight.

11 posted on 01/02/2005 5:56:52 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: KoRn
LOL thanks! So what will they be like when he IS sworn in?

Well they still have 4 years to try to get Bush impeached. Maybe that 27 year old DWI will do it. Or Bush's Enron connection. Or Bush's big oil ties. Or maybe the 'illegal' war that Congress approved....

12 posted on 01/02/2005 5:59:11 PM PST by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix

"So, Walt: when Conyers says he's absolutely sure that SEVERAL Senators WILL contest, you think he's lying, or spinning, or what exactly? "

Lying, spinning AND insane.


13 posted on 01/02/2005 6:01:03 PM PST by imskylark
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To: Always Right
I want someone with posting credentials to go over there and point out that if the Dems do contest the election, they will be viewed as the obstructionists.

Someone should tell them that if they start a precedent, four years from now, the Republicans can do the same thing (also with no proof), especially if we are still in the majority.

Let's say the next election a Dem wins, whats to stop the Reps from contesting that one frivolously?

14 posted on 01/02/2005 6:04:59 PM PST by codercpc
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To: Raffus; PJ-Comix
"Do these DUmmies understand what the soviet state means? Socialist=communism"

Obviously the term DUmmies was well chosen,they don`t even realize that would be what they wish for.

PJ,thanks for the hard work hopefully this will lead to something published and make you a,dare I say it,a rich man.

15 posted on 01/02/2005 6:05:06 PM PST by carlr
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To: Always Right
Well they still have 4 years to try to get Bush impeached. Maybe that 27 year old DWI will do it. Or Bush's Enron connection. Or Bush's big oil ties. Or maybe the 'illegal' war that Congress approved....

It won't be just the RATS trying to impeach him. Take a look at this thread about an illegal immigration poll and its question as to whether or not GW Bush should be impeached over it. These folks, mind you, are on the Right.

And pay attention to the FR members who seem to agree with it.


16 posted on 01/02/2005 6:10:59 PM PST by rdb3 (Can I join the Pajamahadeen even if I sleep in the nude?)
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To: PJ-Comix
("No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th")

Duh, ya think, DUmmie? Duh!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 posted on 01/02/2005 6:13:21 PM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: carlr
Here here. The DUmmies don't know what they want. I second the praise for PJ. This is constant entertainment!
18 posted on 01/02/2005 6:13:42 PM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: rdb3
It won't be just the RATS trying to impeach him. Take a look at this thread about an illegal immigration poll and its question as to whether or not GW Bush should be impeached over it. These folks, mind you, are on the Right. And pay attention to the FR members who seem to agree with it.

Well, they are just as ignorant of what constitutes impeachment as the DUmmies are.

Unless it's bribery, treason, high crimes (felonies) or misdemeanors, it's not an impeachable offense. Impeachment is not for anything that you want or wish it to be.
19 posted on 01/02/2005 6:16:59 PM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: PJ-Comix

Those dang Freeper trolls! LOL!

Reality is going to hit many DUers hard!


20 posted on 01/02/2005 6:18:22 PM PST by Simmy2.5 (Kerry has been relieved of duty!)
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