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DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 PM Edition ("Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/28/2004 6:00:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix

A few of the DUmmie Lemmings, following the tunes played by Pied Piper Pitt on his flute, have suddenly discovered that it is playing a sour note. Despite the promises that SOMETHING WONDERFUL would happen this week with Kerry’s signature placed on an obscure legal paper filed in Ohio by the Greens and Libertarians, NOTHING has happened. What little coverage this has gotten on the media was on Keith Olbermann’s show and he only mentioned it to discredit its importance. So now some DUmmies are realizing that, much to their surprise, Kerry WON’T be inaugurated this January. You can read the DUmmie anger directed at Kerry in this THREAD titled, “Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT.” We lead off this thread with a RANT against Kerry by DUmmie HeyManThatsCool. As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT. In my mind, John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck. I worked my ass off for the Kerry Edwards campaign, contributed tons of $, and contributed to the GELAC fund. I feel like my contributions (and millions of others) were all for naught... because Kerry has no FIGHT in him…

[I disagree with your description of Kerry as a two faced shmuck. I would describe him as a horse faced shmuck.]

I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!! He cant even get in on the election fraud problems right. He's all over the friggin place. What's with that? I dont think he's fighting at all FOR US.. I think he is covering his own ass so that he can run again in 2008. Fat chance that I'll support that. Fool me once.....

[Can I assume that you won’t be attending the vigil in front of Kerry’s townhouse?]

And yes- I DO feel like a dam fool for being so supportive. I was out there on the front lines every single day. I've been telling everyone I know about the voter fraud issue. And wheres Kerry? No clue. Seems like only the Greens & Indys are standing up…

[Where’s Kerry? Have you checked the snow boarding slopes of Aspen?]

I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008. Someone who isn't soley interested in being big man on campus. Someone who doesn't view everything through a PR view finder. Someone who doesn't walk away from a fight- and a necessary one at that- because they dont want to f up their chances of future presidential runs…

[Hillary?]

If no Dem comes up in 08 that rings true I guess I have a few choices... Green, Independent--- or just not bothering to vote at all. Obviously all votes AREN'T created equal.. and aren't counted that way. And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.

[Maxine Waters---Rumored to have cracked a smile in 1974.]

If he had any "fight" in him... where is he? Why is he ignoring all of this?

[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]

I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle. If he stands for democracy then I will coninue my support. If he fails to do so then I am through with him as a national candidate and also through with the Democratic party as well.

[Goodbye Democrats. Hello Socialist Workers Party.]

Even the staunchest Kerr y supporters will let loose a flood of rage IF Kerry and the rest of the Dem party doesn't stand and fight on Jan. 6th! Kerry has NO CHANCE of winning anyones vote of confidence EVER again if he does not stand up for democracy. Keep in mind though, we should feel the same about EVERY Democratic Senator and Representative who does not do his/her duty on Jan. 6th! I still have some hope left in me that he will do his duty. He has always liked doing the dirty work behind the scenes. These are the thoughts I have included to EVERY Senator I have written or emailed since this mess began. I think many others are doing the same. America is a hugely populated country. Even if the "nutcases" like us only amount to 20% of the population, that is a HUGE number of people. The Dems can't possibly think that if this many people can believe election fraud occurred, in such a short period of time, with virtually NO media coverage whatsoever, this movement will not continue to grow to proportions enormous enough to cause a serious crisis in this country.

[A great moment of self-realization there when you described you and your cohorts as “nutcases.”]

It's almost as if Kerry is just doing enough to make those of us who feel there were legitimate result-changing problems think he's actually doing something when, in reality, there isn't a whole lot you can point to that shows Kerry is helping our cause.

[So when did you finally wake up from your coma?]

He didn't attempt to "preserve the crime scene." He didn't ask to confirm the accuracy of voting machines that produced multiple voter complaints on public records. He didn't establish a vigilant presence in the continuation of the vote count. He says nothing while Blackwell makes a sham out of the Democratic process with blatant criminal behavior. He didn't establish and re-establish his expectations about the process of counting (and Recounting) the votes. He didn't talk about the vote suppression and the long lines that were factually based. He hasn't responded to new information about voting problems since his premature concession.

[Maybe Kerry should have surrounded the state of Ohio with a yellow police tape. Or is that Chrysto’s shtick?]

All of you- think for a minute! Go back to Nov 2. Remember the feeling of that day! The momentum. The positivity. The upward shift. Kerry was even writing his acceptance speech. People were ebullient! And then..... the bottom fell out. It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.

[You forgot to mention that the DUmmies were gloating.]

I cried when Kerry conceded. I was depressed and upset and disgusted by *s so called "mandate". I was happy and excited to get a glimmer of hope upon finding out about the election fraud. And ecstatic in the realization that there was a distinct possibility that Kerry would claim victory after all. The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.

[Keep waiting...and waiting and…]


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To: gidget7

Oh, I don't know. I think the C word sums up most DUmmies... but I'm crude. What can I say?


81 posted on 12/28/2004 9:19:34 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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To: gidget7
Newest I BELIEVE thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=166109

82 posted on 12/28/2004 9:22:10 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: PJ-Comix

They want to make a DU THINK TANK .....

Can it be funnier than this?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2873568&mesg_id=2873568


83 posted on 12/28/2004 9:43:35 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher
None of us (FReepers) could possibly cuss as well as the DUmmies.

Oh, some FReepers could--but they'd use better English!

84 posted on 12/28/2004 9:52:31 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't a "Think Tank", by its very nature, require "thinking" in some way?

;0)


85 posted on 12/28/2004 9:52:33 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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To: prairiebreeze
President Bush's lead diminished ... by 300 votes

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Which he would easily gain back (and more)if they counted the votes in counties where DUM-ocRAT voter fraud really took place!

86 posted on 12/28/2004 9:55:57 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
There are 2 threads that I found hysterically funny. First, Bev Harris is now in Ohio. Some Dummies want answers from Florida.

Next, New Mexico has asked to be allowed to clear their voting machines. The Dummies want to know why they're "rushing" to do this since " the recount is still going to happen, or at least it is still a possibility".

I can't decide if drugs are their problem or solution.

87 posted on 12/28/2004 9:59:56 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Mother of the 3 Darks *sigh*)
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To: CAluvdubya
Don't forget to include a line graph to show the rises and falls of their little hopes...
...and portraits of the more intelligent DUmmies!!

88 posted on 12/28/2004 10:02:26 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Party Pooper....

Could you imagine the incredible work that could come out of a DUmmie Think Tank?

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


89 posted on 12/28/2004 10:09:19 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Actually, if you go there - the hardly ever read the other posts. They just respond. They don't care what you think, they just want to spout their hatred.

Psst...don't look too closely... that happens a lot here, too.
90 posted on 12/28/2004 10:12:08 PM PST by birbear (Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.)
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To: birbear

I read that!

;0)


91 posted on 12/28/2004 10:12:32 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Well, if you had a 1000 DUmmies, typing on a 1000 typewriters, in a 1000 years you'd have a Dick and Jane book.


92 posted on 12/28/2004 10:20:44 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

OOOOH, OOOOH! I remember Dick and Jane books but I don't think the old hippie DUmmies got that far in school.


93 posted on 12/28/2004 10:25:49 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Mother of the 3 Darks *sigh*)
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To: Dashing Dasher
They want to make a DU THINK TANK .....

Judging from what I've read over there, it wouldn't be a terribly deep tank. More like a DU Think Dish, maybe.

94 posted on 12/28/2004 10:38:01 PM PST by Rainbow Rising (Red Stater at heart)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey all, how come we don't see any of these over at DU today?
95 posted on 12/28/2004 10:40:06 PM PST by Nascardude
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To: js1138
I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.
From the democrats that would be Lieberman. Fat chance.

Or Zell, but he voted against Hanoi John before he voted against Global-Test John.

96 posted on 12/28/2004 11:06:18 PM PST by BloodScarletMinnesota (MPLS STAR-TRIBUNE:America's Most Ridiculed Newspaper)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I Blog BooksJohn Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck.
Before and after Botox?


Yes.
97 posted on 12/28/2004 11:07:07 PM PST by dr_pat (the boys i mean are not refined, they shake the mountains when they dance!)
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To: kingu

I think they're just describing a core and reliable constituency of theirs; those 6-feet under DUmmiecrats.


98 posted on 12/28/2004 11:11:11 PM PST by BloodScarletMinnesota (MPLS STAR-TRIBUNE:America's Most Ridiculed Newspaper)
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To: PJ-Comix
I worked my ass off for the Kerry Edwards campaign, contributed tons of $, and contributed to the GELAC fund.

I wasn't sure what the GELAC fund was, so a did a search and found out it stands for General Election Legal and Accounting Compliance Fund (GELAC). In the course of searching I also came a across the following poem... I think it fits this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies perfectly

"THE WIFE'S LAMENT"
Anon
Translation (from Anglo Saxon)
Ic þis giedd wrece .... bi me ful geomorre,
minre sylfre sið. .... Ic þæt secgan mæg
hwæt ic yrmþa gebad .... siþþan ic up [a]weox,
niwes oþþe ealdes, .... no ma þonne nu;
a ic wite wonn .... minra wræcsiþa.

Ærest min hlaford gewat, .... heonan of leodum
ofer yþa gelac; .... hæfde ic uhtceare
hwær min leodfruma .... londes wære.
Ða ic me feran gewat .... folgað secan,
wineleas wræcca, .... for minre weaþearfe,
ongunnon þæt þæs monnes .... magas hycgan
þurh dyrne geþoht, .... þæt hy todælden unc,
þæt wit gewidost .... in woruldrice
lifdon laðlicost: .... ond mec longade.

Het mec hlaford min .... her eard niman;,
ahte ic leofra lyt .... on þissum londstede,
holdra freonda; .... forþon is min hyge geomor.

Ða ic me ful gemæcne .... monnan funde,
heardsæligne, .... hygegeomorne,
mod miþendne, .... morþor hycgend[n]e,
bliþe gebæro. .... Ful oft wit beotedan
þæct unc ne gedælde .... nemne deað ana,
owiht elles. .... Eft is þæt onhworfen;
is nu [fornumen] .... swa hit no wære,
freondscipe uncer; .... s[c]eal ic feor ge neah
mines felaleofan .... fæhðu dreogan.

Heht mec mon wunian .... on wuda bearwe,
under actreo .... in þam eorðscræfe;
eald is þes eorðsele, .... eal is eom oflongad.

.... Sindon dena dimme, .... duna uphea,
bitre burgtunas .... brerum beweaxne,
wic wynna leas. .... Ful oft mec her wraþe begat
fromsiþ frean. .... Frynd sind on eorþan,
leofe lifgende, .... leger weardiað,
þonne ic on uhtan .... ana gonge
under actreo .... geond þas eorðscrafu.

Þær ic sitta[n] mot .... sumorlangne dæg,
þær ic wepan mæg .... mine wræcsiþas,
earfoþa fela, .... forþon ic æfre ne mæg
þære modceare .... minre gerestan,
ne ealles þæs longaþes .... þe mec on þissum life begeat.

A scyle geong mon .... wesan geomormod,
heard heortan geþoht; .... swylce habban sceal
bliþe gebæro, .... eac þon breostceare,
sinsorgna gedreag. .... Sy æt him sylfum gelong
eal his worulde wyn. .... Sy ful wide fah
feorres folclondes, .... þæt min freond siteð
under stanhliþe, .... storme behrimed,
wine werigmod, .... wætre beflowen
on dreorsele. .... Dreogeð se min wine
micle modceare; .... he gemon to oft
wynlicran wic. .... Wa bið þam þe sceal
of langoþe .... leofes abidan.

Full sadly this song I sing of myself,
of my own experience. I can assert
what trials I bore, since I grew up,
or new or old, were never more than now.
Ever I suffer the pain of my exile.

First my lord from his folk hence
over the wild waves went. Dawn-cares I had
as to where in the land my lord might be.
When I set out a retinue to seek,
a friendless exile, for my woeful plight,
that man's people began to plot,
through secret schemes, to sunder us,
so that most widely in this world apart
we should dwell wretched; I was ill at ease.

My lord bade me here my dwelling to hold;
loved and loyal friends in this land I
owned few; for this my soul is sad.

When I had found a well-matched man,
ill-starred, melancholy-minded,
his dissembling heart was plotting homicide
with pleasant mien. Full oft we pledged,
save death alone, naught should divide
us else; that is altered now.
Now is destroyed, as though it never were,
our friendship. Far or near I must
endure the feud of my much-loved one.

They bade me dwell in a wooded grove,
under an oak-tree, in this earth-cave.
Old this earth-hall; I all longing-filled.

Dales are dim, hills high,
cities choked with bitter briars,
dwellings joyless. Here I am full oft beset
by my lord's going. Friends there are on earth,
lovers living, who lie abed,
when I, at daybreak, walk alone,
under oak-tree, through these earth-caves.

There I must sit the summer's day long,
where my exile-ways I mourn,
my many woes, for I never can
my careworn self compose,
nor all the longing in me that this life begat.

Ever shall that youth be sad of mood,
pained his brooding heart; he shall sustain,
besides a cheerful mien, breast-cares as well,
endure incessant griefs; let him depend upon himself
for all his worldly joy. Let him be cast adrift,
afar in a distant land, that he, my friend, may sit
neath stony slopes, by storms berimed,
my evil-minded comrade, water drenched
in drear dwelling. My comrade will endure
great grief; too often he will think
upon a happier home. Woe is it to him
who out of longing must abide love.


99 posted on 12/28/2004 11:13:50 PM PST by jellybean (Free 'Ole Crusty!)
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To: hipaatwo

Hey, he can't possibly be two-faced. He's wearing both of them.


100 posted on 12/28/2004 11:20:10 PM PST by BloodScarletMinnesota (MPLS STAR-TRIBUNE:America's Most Ridiculed Newspaper)
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