Posted on 12/23/2004 6:23:28 PM PST by CaraM
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MISS RUGAMYER: Now, children, how can Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer possibly be politically incorrect?
CYNTHIA: It shows insensitivity towards people with disabilities.
HANK:It mentions the word Christmas.
SWEET PEA: And it shows an infringement of Rudolphs animal rights.
MISS RUGAMYER: Francis, how does the song show an infringement of Rudolphs animal rights?
SWEET PEA: Because Rudolph didnt have a choice when Santa hitched him to the sleigh.
MISS RUGAMYER: Class, at this rate, were not going to have any songs for our program. Ok
heres one that Im sure will not offend anyone. Not even in Brooklyn. Jingle Bells.** Ready? Ah one
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We have this little drama group in church. When I read this play my first thought was how well it would work for a church performance.
The whole play is about 10-12 minutes long when performed
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