Carter's shilling his 'moral authority' again

The American Thinker ^ | Dec. 22, 2004 | A.M. Mora y Leon

[Kitten Festival]

It's Christmastime and so another Jimmy Carter campaign to sell a book. This must be his 19th. In the fancy Westwood district of los Angeles last week, the lines snaked around the block at Borders, with each liberal awaiting the signature of our country's worst-ever president.

But besides the book tour, Carter's also got a public relations campaign, and Reuters, naturally, is happy to spread the clichés. This Reuters title probably tells you all you need to know: "Mellow Jimmy Carter Finds Joy In Sharing."

But to peruse the moldy Reuters template, we learn that Carter's been through it all, the rough and tumble of politics and world events and now will have us think he's become like fine wine, a "respected statesman" as they put it, content to just sit back and reflect on his wisdom and experiences.

[Kitten Festival]

BARF ALERT!

[Texas Eagle]

Yo, Jimma. I gotcher moral authority right here.

[Time is now]

"Same old Carter. He's no finely aged bottle of wine, but more like a mummified insect, always the calcified same after all these years, even as age weathers him. He's been selling the same old book for thirty years now. And he hasn't changed a bit."

Couldn't have said it better!

[b4its2late]

Carter should remove the cork from his arse and place it in his mouth where it will be most beneficial.