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Call In Sick With Democracy Flu (DUmmie Barf)
DU | 12/14/04

Posted on 12/14/2004 10:49:08 AM PST by NRA1995

National Day of Mourning, 1/20/05

January 20th, 2005 will be a National Day of Mourning for American Democracy. If George W. Bush is sworn in on that day for a second Presidential term, it will represent a Grave Blow to the core Values of our Democracy. It will be a day of great sadness for at least half the nation. In observance of this day,

Wear traditional symbols of mourning—black clothes, black armbands, black ribbons on the lapel. If you are able, fly an American flag at half staff. Take funeral leave, bereavement leave or sick leave from work on January 20th. If challenged to name your ailment, call it Democracy Flu. If you take funeral or bereavement leave, you may say that your Uncle Sam has died. Use the day to participate in collective Acts of Mourning with others. March in funerary Processions. Use Coffins and Shrouds to symbolize the sad nature of our demonstration. Conduct mock interments of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights to symbolize the loss we have endured. Build and burn a funeral pyre for an effigy of Uncle Sam. Be sure to acknowledge and to Mourn the brave Souls—Marines, Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen—who, under the wrongheaded Policies and incompetent Management of this Administration, have given up their lives in honorable service to their Country. If you have occasion to participate in a Procession or Demonstration, engage in traditional symbolic acts of Mourning. Practice coordinated Wailing and Ululation. Sing Funeral hymns and offer mourning chants and Prayers. Wear over-garments of sack-cloth. Mark your face with ashes. Rend and tear your garments. Scatter ashes along the path of the procession. The purpose of these acts shall be to express our Deep Sadness over the results of the Election and the Consequences we believe a second Bush term will have for the Safety and Welfare of the Nation. When enough of us participate, we can deflect attention from the Coronation in Washington. When we make our show of Grief without anger, violence or the appearance of Riot, we will lead our fellow citizens to understand the Gravity of the Situation we face.

Please join us in mourning on January 20th, and invite others to join you.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
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To: NRA1995

This would be real scary if any of them actually had a job....


21 posted on 12/14/2004 11:15:13 AM PST by Always Right
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To: mountaineer

I had read something a few weeks ago about them showing up to throw eggs at the inaugural procession; no more since


22 posted on 12/14/2004 11:15:53 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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To: NRA1995
I guess it is true that you learn something new every day. I never realized that some of these DUmmies actually have jobs. I am thinking though that if they do have jobs, didn't they use up their leave time in August to fashion plastic wrist bracelets in NYC ?
23 posted on 12/14/2004 11:19:18 AM PST by firster555 (America First, not in blame but in Honor, Glory and Freedom)
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To: firster555

"I never realized that some of these DUmmies actually have jobs."

Yes; but Starbucks, Barnes & Noble, Borders, Tower Records, et al, will easily locate replacements


24 posted on 12/14/2004 11:23:27 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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To: NRA1995

And I have a counter to them. If you voted for Bush, lets all wear red to work that day!


25 posted on 12/14/2004 11:39:11 AM PST by gracie1 (Visualize whirled peas!)
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To: gracie1
>>If you voted for Bush, lets all wear red to work that day! <<

Great idea.

Even if you didn't vote for Bush, wear red :)

26 posted on 12/14/2004 3:26:31 PM PST by evad (DUmmie FUnnies and Pookie Toons-the start of a nice day)
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To: gracie1
And I have a counter to them. If you voted for Bush, lets all wear red to work that day!

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I like that idea.

27 posted on 12/14/2004 3:34:10 PM PST by trisham
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To: NRA1995
I Blog Books...a day of great sadness for at least half the nation...

Since when is 46% "at least half"?
28 posted on 12/14/2004 3:39:59 PM PST by dr_pat (Life is sexually transmitted.)
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To: NRA1995
If George W. Bush is sworn in on that day for a second Presidential term

There's no "if" about it, DUmmie...
29 posted on 12/14/2004 4:23:11 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Welsh Rabbit

A mark of good character is losing with grace.


30 posted on 12/14/2004 6:02:54 PM PST by bpb901
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To: NRA1995
LOL too funny. We keep watching it play out too, even though we all know, a child will stop throwing his tantrum if no one is watching it. They really think as a child does, if what you are doing to act out your displeasure isn't working.......take it up a notch! Louder is better! Hmmmm wonder just how far they will take it?

We don't really want them to go away, it's our source of amusement.
31 posted on 12/14/2004 7:59:05 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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