Call In Sick With Democracy Flu (DUmmie Barf)

DU | 12/14/04

[NRA1995]

Guess they don't wanna be laughed at for calling in with P.E.S.T.

[The_Victor]

Boohoo baby.

[cripplecreek]

Sounds like some new job openings will become available.

[dirtboy]

If George W. Bush is sworn in on that day for a second Presidential term, it will represent a Grave Blow to the core Values of our Democracy.

So he won the election - but getting sworn in is a grave blow to our Democracy?

This guy's been huffing a bit too much glue since November 2nd.

[shield]

A tribute to our Armed Forces:

http://home.insightbb.com/~armedforcestribute/

[jennyjenny]

Lead us to understand? How about lead us to doubled over, side stitching laughter?

[MarxSux]

Bunch of Drama Queens!

[silverleaf]

Oh No! America will be brought to its knees if forced to endure an entire day without the services of its art historians, instructors of women's studies, street mimes, yoga instructors, ceramicists, Hollywood actors, pundits, and environmental activists.

[Mikey_1962]

Unbelievable

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"So he won the election - but getting sworn in is a grave blow to our Democracy?">/i<

These people really believe that some vote fraud or recount miracle is going to occur, thus causing Kerry to be sworn in as the President. Delusional and scary thinking is alive and well at the DU.

[TexasAg1996]

But on the up-side, they'll be posting more at DU, so the DUmmie FUnnies would have more audition materials.

[headsonpikes]

Practice coordinated Wailing and Ululation.

This IS their strong suit!

[BJClinton]

Ping PJ. Thought you might be interested. Although I'm sure you are all-knowing of DU threads.

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOLOL! Don't forget the teachers, librarians and DMV clerks.

[texan75010]

>/i/i

[retrokitten]

If challenged to name your ailment, call it Democracy Flu.

That is funny!! I hope they don't all complain when they get written up!

What's really, really funny about this is that I can't even believe this many DU'ers have jobs to begin with. How would we know the clerk at Tower Records is wearing black out of protest and not just because 95% of their wardrobe is black?

[retrokitten]

instructors of women's studies,

That's womyn's studies! Don't forget ther herstory teachers!

[kemathen7]

These people have obviously never experienced real grief.

They need help.

[mountaineer]

If George W. Bush is sworn in on that day

If? Does this mean the DUmmies have some plans to prevent the inauguration?

These people need a mental health intervention. They're as bad as the Floridians currently undergoing PEST therapy, bemoaning the fact that Bush won and that they are outnumbered. Gee, and I thought democracy was a good thing (at least by their definition - will someone please explain the concept of a representative republic to these idiots?).