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Pickup Lines From The Guy that Never Gets a Date
TheSoko.com ^ | December 13 | TheSoko.com

Posted on 12/13/2004 6:45:52 AM PST by SarahToronto

Top 10 Pickup Lines From The Guy that Never Gets a Date:

10. So the doc said I'm 98% disease free - I like those odds.

9. I have two wooden legs and I know how to remove slivers very well.

This is only an excerpt. read the whole top 10 list at TheSoko.com

(Direct Link) http://www.thesoko.com/news.php?subaction=showfull&id=1102882282&archive=&start_from=&ucat=50&

(Excerpt) Read more at thesoko.com ...


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Lol...This is a great site - Kudos to whoever found it!
1 posted on 12/13/2004 6:45:52 AM PST by SarahToronto
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To: SarahToronto

I try the most blatant lines and women walk away. I must be doing something right.


2 posted on 12/13/2004 6:47:10 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: SarahToronto

So, you just signed up and posted this as "Front Page News?" How charming.


3 posted on 12/13/2004 6:47:12 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: MineralMan
So, you just signed up and posted this as "Front Page News?" How charming.

My thoughts exactly. Trolling for hits perhaps? They are coming out of the woodwork.

4 posted on 12/13/2004 6:48:14 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: dansangel

8. It's not just a 1 line vanity


5 posted on 12/13/2004 6:49:25 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: MineralMan

This is actually my first time using this site and I checked off "humor" ... I may have checked off something else by accident...is there a way to re-classify this?


6 posted on 12/13/2004 6:49:36 AM PST by SarahToronto
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To: SarahToronto

There's a top ten list for getting zotted around here.


7 posted on 12/13/2004 6:50:28 AM PST by NautiNurse
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To: Admin Moderator

new signup, posting dumb crap in frontpage news alert


8 posted on 12/13/2004 6:50:52 AM PST by adam_az (UN out of the US! - http://www.moveamericaforward.org/?Page=Petition)
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To: SarahToronto
I'm afraid we don't have a category for advertisements.
9 posted on 12/13/2004 6:51:04 AM PST by Physicist
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To: Fierce Allegiance

True....and it's not all in caps.


10 posted on 12/13/2004 6:51:29 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: SarahToronto

"This is actually my first time using this site and I checked off "humor" ... I may have checked off something else by accident...is there a way to re-classify this?"

Yes, we know it's your first time. While humor is often well-appreciated here, this is not a humor site. It is a site for discussion of news items.

It's best, and customary, in a forum like this one, to lurk for some time to learn what the forum is about. I'm sure the Moderator here will remove the News tag and relegate this thread to never-never land.


11 posted on 12/13/2004 6:51:55 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: NautiNurse

Its all in good fun. There was a guy earlier tonite who was zapped by mods for talking about his B.0. You should see what's posted sometimes on FR. As long as it isn't stuff that won't make it into the pages of the family newspaper, the rule on FR is one of no holds barred.


12 posted on 12/13/2004 6:52:53 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: SarahToronto

#1. Does your mother have a mustache too?


13 posted on 12/13/2004 6:53:25 AM PST by Luis Gonzalez (Some people see the world as they would want it to be, effective people see the world as it is.)
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To: SarahToronto
Well, considering the first two aren't even funny, what makes you think people will click over to your site?  That's really not what FreeRepublic is about, generating traffic to other sites.  That's really the only explanation for excerpting this.
Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

14 posted on 12/13/2004 6:53:44 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Enrage a liberal- "Happy Birthday Jesus!")
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To: MineralMan

Whew ...ok I honestly didnt have any negative intentions...just a slice of humor for the day;)

If you want to put this under a different category be my guest.


15 posted on 12/13/2004 6:55:07 AM PST by SarahToronto
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To: SarahToronto
Don't worry about it

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

16 posted on 12/13/2004 6:55:28 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: SarahToronto
dont let everyones demeanor here dissuade you - lurk for a while to understand what were about - and be careful with those buttons

some people are quick to bite - they general dont laugh either -

plenty other folks here do though

welcome

17 posted on 12/13/2004 6:55:48 AM PST by Revelation 911 (Quisque comoedus est)
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To: Owl_Eagle

They're jokes. Every one has one about a pick up line that didn't work - every guy on the singles scene.


18 posted on 12/13/2004 6:55:55 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: MineralMan

First time?

Or disgruntled ZOT?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1300221/posts

Many "removed" posts and a link to the DU thread with bragging rights.


19 posted on 12/13/2004 6:56:40 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: SarahToronto

Bull. The site is newly registered in Canada. You are advertising, no? I was born at night, but not last night.


20 posted on 12/13/2004 6:56:49 AM PST by Glenn (The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
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