Posted on 12/13/2004 6:45:52 AM PST by SarahToronto
Top 10 Pickup Lines From The Guy that Never Gets a Date:
10. So the doc said I'm 98% disease free - I like those odds.
9. I have two wooden legs and I know how to remove slivers very well.
This is only an excerpt. read the whole top 10 list at TheSoko.com
(Direct Link) http://www.thesoko.com/news.php?subaction=showfull&id=1102882282&archive=&start_from=&ucat=50&
(Excerpt) Read more at thesoko.com ...
I try the most blatant lines and women walk away. I must be doing something right.
So, you just signed up and posted this as "Front Page News?" How charming.
My thoughts exactly. Trolling for hits perhaps? They are coming out of the woodwork.
8. It's not just a 1 line vanity
This is actually my first time using this site and I checked off "humor" ... I may have checked off something else by accident...is there a way to re-classify this?
There's a top ten list for getting zotted around here.
new signup, posting dumb crap in frontpage news alert
True....and it's not all in caps.
"This is actually my first time using this site and I checked off "humor" ... I may have checked off something else by accident...is there a way to re-classify this?"
Yes, we know it's your first time. While humor is often well-appreciated here, this is not a humor site. It is a site for discussion of news items.
It's best, and customary, in a forum like this one, to lurk for some time to learn what the forum is about. I'm sure the Moderator here will remove the News tag and relegate this thread to never-never land.
Its all in good fun. There was a guy earlier tonite who was zapped by mods for talking about his B.0. You should see what's posted sometimes on FR. As long as it isn't stuff that won't make it into the pages of the family newspaper, the rule on FR is one of no holds barred.
#1. Does your mother have a mustache too?
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
Whew ...ok I honestly didnt have any negative intentions...just a slice of humor for the day;)
If you want to put this under a different category be my guest.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
some people are quick to bite - they general dont laugh either -
plenty other folks here do though
welcome
They're jokes. Every one has one about a pick up line that didn't work - every guy on the singles scene.
First time?
Or disgruntled ZOT?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1300221/posts
Many "removed" posts and a link to the DU thread with bragging rights.
Bull. The site is newly registered in Canada. You are advertising, no? I was born at night, but not last night.
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