Posted on 12/05/2004 7:39:57 PM PST by Michael121
Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.
DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........ ....(better start again)
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
With respects,
"Light a match and watch it flicker" might fit the meter of the tune better. ;O)
Besides, that's how we sang it at Dever Elementary every Christmas back in the 1980s.
PETER SINGER SYNDROME: "The Friendly Beasts"
For those who have touched upon those depths and wish to stay, such language is a shibboleth of the those who are still trapped...
Your situation is none of my business...but it is holy business...
if and when you wish to climb out...let me know.
I completely missed your 1-1-2-2 rhyming scheme. I always focus so much on meter I miss the rhyming.
"gle-eam"
LOL. Right.
I feel your pain but you must know you are catnip to many of us now that the election's over and we can mess up the forum's carpet again.
If I am wrong, you are cruel...If I am right...I am just trying to help a fellow human being.
The question is...are you just a foolish child or a man who is honest.
Hopefully, those that have consciences will prevail. I did when I was a child.
It sounds like you are the immature one.
Hell awaits you...come on down...don't be afraid...it is a place of your making...Your buddy...Satan
I'm an honest man who doesn't want the help of a patronizing, humorless, self-important prig. Are you such a person? Or are you just drunk?
That's Mark Twain's. And it's 'A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get ON ITS SHOES'.
My psychiatrist would think you have a problem with humor, and NO, I am not joking.
Shame on you, man...I thought you were an adult...I guess I was wrong.
CANNIBALISM: "The Little Drumstick Boy"
You trolls are like a Vitamin-B rush. I love it. Please don't stop.
How bout,
I sure miss Christmas songs
The the ones we used to know
Silent Night and Oh Come All Ye Faithful
And a little mistletoe
These are the songs that that warmed our hearts
And helped our souls to glow
Its Merry Christmas to one and all
And Peace on Earth, Dont you know?
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