Posted on 12/05/2004 7:39:57 PM PST by Michael121
Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.
DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........ ....(better start again)
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
JOHN KERRY'S DISEASE: "O Tanning Balm"
log back in when you grow up.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm MPD,
and so am I.
OCD: He's makin' a list, checkin' it twenty times....
PYROMANIA Come Bring A Torch, Jeannette, Isabella
S&M FETISHISM A Slingride Together With You (dada
dadadadadadadadada *whooshCRACK* da da...)
If you hate it so much, don't read it.
(P.S. Neener neener)
LOL!!!!
Call me and I will give you a prescription...
Hey null, we have a drunk and disorderly poster in 'weenie'. All the telltale signs are there... the slurred words, the disheveled appearance, the stink of cheap rum....
But but but some people WANT to be offended.
Being offensive is just icing on the cake...
TRIBUTE TO EXTINCT NY NEWSPAPERS: Hark, the Herald angels sing.....
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't after you. "He's knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!"
I have one, thank you. 60 mg/day.
So you are the type that is too much a coward to face someone alone...seeking support, eh?
This posting brought me to a damn good website with bites of old songs. If this ain't a Christmas song it ought to be. Who is the lady singer? She was the harp in Disney's "Jack and the Bean Stalk" I recognize the voice..
http://www.minibite.com/oldies/itscold.htm
Dean Marting - Baby It's Cold Outside
I really cant stay
(but baby its cold outside)
I've got to go away
(but baby its cold outside)
this evening has been so very nice
(I'll hold your hands there just like ice)
my mother will start to worry!
(beautiful what's you're hurry?)
and father will be pacing the floor
(listen to the fireplace roar)
so really I better scurry!
(beautiful please don't hurry)
well maybe just a half a drink more
(puts some records on while I pour)
the neighbors might think
(baby its bad out there)
say.. what's in this drink
(no cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how.... to break the spell
(your eyes are like starlight now)
(ill take you're hat your hair looks swell)
I ought to say NO! NO! NO!
(mind if I move in close?)
at least I'm gonna say that I tried!
(what's the sense of hurtin my pride?)
I really cant stay
(baby don't hold out)
but its cold outside!!
I simply must go
(but baby its cold outside)
the answer is NO
(but BABY its cold outside)
(how lucky that you dropped in)
this welcome has been so nice and warm
(Gosh look at that storm)
my sister will be suspicious!
(gosh you're lips look delicious!)
my brother will be there at the door!
(waves upon a tropical shore!)
my maiden aunts mind is vicious
(OOH you're lips are delicious)
well maybe just a cigarette more
(NEVER such a blizzard before)
I've got to get home!
(but baby you'll FREEZE out there!)
say lend me a coat?
(its up to you're knees out there)
you've really been grand!
(I thrill when u touch my hand)
but don't you see?
(HOW can you DO this thing to ME?)
there's bound to be talk tomorrow
(think of my life long sorrow!)
at least there be plenty of advice!
(if U caught pnemonia and DIED!!)
I really cant stay!
(get over that old out)
(o0o0o0o0o0o)
ahhhhhhh
BUT BABY its cold.....OUT side!!
OK, find a Christmas song that fits that condition...
Too much Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
ALWAYS check the expiration date on your eggnog before drinking.
Not to quibble or anything, but shouldn't your tag line have a possessive on 'its pants'?
"Weenie's posting on an open ire . . ."
Actually, Mr.DrinksTooMuch, I was offering support to someone who you -- in your alcoholic stupor -- was also attacking. It's easy to understand why you cannot see that in your current state.
Well, odds are the drunk will catch up and you'll pass out. But hoooooo boy what an a** of yerself you have made.....
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