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To: Lazamataz; weenie
Hey null, we have a drunk and disorderly poster in 'weenie'. All the telltale signs are there... the slurred words, the disheveled appearance, the stink of cheap rum....

OK, find a Christmas song that fits that condition...

56 posted on 12/05/2004 8:59:42 PM PST by null and void (I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
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To: null and void; Lazamataz

"Weenie's posting on an open ire . . ."


59 posted on 12/05/2004 9:02:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ave Mania.)
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To: null and void
Christmas In Jail - The Youngsters (1956)

Christmas in jail,
Christmas in jail,
Had a little too much to drink...

64 posted on 12/05/2004 9:06:13 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: null and void; Lazamataz
OK, find a Christmas song that fits that condition...

Easy:

ALCOHOLISM: The Twelve Steps of Christmas

75 posted on 12/05/2004 9:29:09 PM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: null and void; Lazamataz

On the first step of Christmas, my sponsor said to me,
You're powerless over alcohol and your life has become unmanageable.

On the second step of Christmas, my sponsor said to me,
You must come to believe in a power greater than you that can restore your sanity, because you're powerless over alcohol and your life has become unmanageable.

On the third step of Christmas, my sponsor said to me...


77 posted on 12/05/2004 9:32:33 PM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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