Posted on 12/05/2004 7:39:57 PM PST by Michael121
Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.
DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........ ....(better start again)
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
Humorous.
Visions of sugarplums dancing in my head
Is this the soundtrack for "The Bipolar Express"?
I wish I'd said that!
:)
POST-PARTUM AMNESIA: "What Child Is This?"
"Is this the soundtrack for "The Bipolar Express"?"
TOUCHDOWN!
SEX ADDICTED - The second line is 'Joyful and triumphant'.
Do you honestly think that conservative people have no contact with family and friends that know mental illness...
I hope the moderator pulls this...if not, think about this post...try to go deep...I know it hurts but try...
The truth is down there...down deep.
:) he, he, he...
PYROMANIA: "Chestnuts roasting on an open, raging, out-of-control fire . . ."
:) There are problem a million of 'em to do.
Check this out!
And I'm gonna do 'em ALL! I've GOT to!
Too funny -- thanks! :D
METROSEXUALITY: "Don we now our gay apparel . . ."
:) I don't blame you.
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