DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-04 PM Edition ("WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS, I GUARANTEE YOU....")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[granite]

A lot of us blue staters are red all the way through... I moved to this very red part of southern California from the South Bronx in '76. I worked at the Chase Manhattan Bank at NY Plaza and watched them build the WTC. My family and my sister and brother-in-law work in the financial district. I miss NY and look forward to another visit, albeit by automobile. One million Californians who voted for Barbara Boxer voted for George Bush. I believe that the democrat machine has been stuffing ballot boxes with dead and relocated union members for decades. I think that now we have accurate voting and less fraud, we have reversed their cheating ways. I belonged to the IBEW union for two months in 1974 and still get mail going to my old residence in NYC where I probably voted for Clinton, Clinton and Kerry.

[Chad Fairbanks]

My cats do that too LOL... Cats are weird. (which is probably why I like them)

[Feiny]

They are a sad lot....demented & sad.

[6ppc]

DUmmie bump!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

...mounting evidence points to the fact that Kerry, indeed, won by a landslide...

LOL!!! Hmmmm.... Why do they never bring this evidence of a Kerry landslide out in the open for the public to see? Or, at lease show the evidence on their Dummie site? Demoncrat Fantasy Land continues to have no need actual evidence, simply claims of evidence. LOL!!!

How are we going to get him to unconcede?

This is so funny!!! LOL!!! Maybe have Algore "unconcede" for Kerry?

[Poohbah]

When Bush is sworn in on January 20th, I think these guys will start looking up Louis Beam's concept of "leaderless resistance."

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Piss off a DUmmie. Copy my tagline into yours. If 100,000 FReepers all have this tag, surely lurking DUmmies can't ignore it.:)

[annyokie]

Welcome! You have a lot of company. I voted for Carter and Anderson and finally saw the light with Reagan when he won his second term.

[granite]

That would be funny, but disingenuous

[infidel29]

Two children, call them FRank and DUane, are playing in the park. FRank has a truck, DUane has a stick. While playing, DUane breaks his stick, then cries that FRank has a truck. DUane thinks, in his tiny, underdeveloped mind, "if I can cry and whine and stomp my feet loud enough, long enough, and hard enough, 'protest', the truck will become mine. Then I will be happy."

So he commences to pitch a bitch. What is the result?

Nothing, the truck still belongs to FRank, reality hasn't been altered, time hasn't been reversed to back when DUane had a toy. DUane actually gets taken home and gets grounded for causing a scene and embarrassing his entire family with his childish outburst.

FRank on the other hand, makes new friends who also have trucks as well as cars. Since FRank just looked at DUane as a complete dork for his outburst, he gets elected to be the leader of the entire park. All the kids come to be his friend, and he then allocates all the cars and trucks to his best friends so they can play happily. The other kids most of whom sided with DUane, all vow to go play in another park, and rail against FRank for giving all the good stuff to his yes, men.. I mean friends.

[Truth Table]

They now have viagra so I think they have changed the term to to 2.5 minutemen...

[Libertina]

too funny!

[Libertina]

I missed the November "surmise" - that is also good. But the de-consession chamber just tickled my funnybone ;)

[Libertina]

LOL I just won't go there ;)

[cgbg]

I have a suggestion for your marvelous Dummie Funnies web page.

I know you want to publish this stuff and be famous some day, but to do that you will need some cold hard cash.

So how about selling Kerry Inaugural Tickets to the Dummies? :-)

[cgbg]

why do they never bring this evidence of a Kerry landslide out in the open?

You obviously have not read the academic studies on the psychotic personality or you would know the answer.

If the Dummies revealed this secret information it would provide clues that would put their sources inside Diebold in mortal danger. ;-)