Brian Williams' Dirty Little Secret

Self | November 30, 2004 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The dirty little secret that Brian Williams has kept carefully hidden is that his name was originally Brad Wilson but he had to change it because it sounded too ethnic.

[Ditter]

Nah, if he is the one I am thinking of, it's bent. I don't concentrate on what he is saying very much because I am wondering "what happened to his face?"

[PJ-Comix]

It's funny - you say that and I start thinking of all the broadcast couples I knew. They do only date themselves, don't they?

Of course! Ever think that Brian Wilson would date that Italian chick from The Rose Tattoo? Although that would be a sight to behold (and maybe a great comedy play}.

[PJ-Comix]

Oops! I meant Brian Williams. Brian Wilson probably would date that Rose Tattoo chick. Hey, he even dated Joan Rivers once! Brian Wilson was probably so stoned he didn't notice all that face lifting.

[BigWaveBetty]

This is no joke, would someone please get a message to Brian's make-up flunky to put brown eye shadow on his eyelids?! He must get a tan with his eyes open because his lids are lily white and very noticeable.

Also, what's up with the way Brian sits, always leaning to the right? Roids?

[Mo1]

Brad Wilson is too ethnic???

How??

[EllaMinnow]

[PJ-Comix]

Brad Wilson is too ethnic???

It was a JOKE.

[SittinYonder]

always leaning to the right? Roids?

Hey! I'm always leaning to the right and I don't have roids!

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder what Brian Williams actually looks like in person. I once saw Tom Brokaw in person and he looked horrible. It was like he was completely worn out.