DUmmie FUnnies Thanksgiving Edition ("No Thanksgiving This Year")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

In this special Thanksgiving Edition of the DUmmie FUnnies we shall observe how the DUmmies celebrate, or rather NOT celebrate, Thanksgiving this year. As you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “No Thanksgiving This Year,” the DUmmies, with a few exceptions, are refraining from celebrating the holiday this year. As usual, the hungry comments of the DUmmies angrily glaring at the Thanksgiving tables they will not sit at are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, stuffing himself with turkey and all the trimmings, is in the [brackets]:

No Thanksgiving This Year…

[Speak for yourself, Dummie 5X.]

The celebration of the fall harvest and in some areas an almost religous giving of thanks does not quite seem appropriate this year. The harvest this year consists of war dead, civilians and soldiers, fascism and corporatism instead of democracy, and four more years of huge profits for friends of george. I won't be celebrating thanksgiving or any other holidays this year but instead will avoid any shopping except for necessities. I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

[Since you won’t be eating any Thanksgiving dinners this year, DUmmie 5X, wouldn’t that mean you would need to downsize your name to 4X?]

We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!

[Welcome to an eternity of holiday boycotts!]

The Christian Reconstructionists applaud your decision. One of their minor issues (beneath the subjugation of women & the return of slavery) is the abolition of the Godless Popish/Pagan holidays. Which means nearly all of them.

[Hmm…. Methinks you are thinking of the Jehovah Witnesses but since those folks don’t vote nor participate in public affairs in any way, your angry thrust is a bit moot.]

I am thankful that my husband was able to find work within a week after being laid-off. I am thankful that I am able to attend college full-time. I am thankful for my family and for my health. I am thankful for my 4 cockatiels and my cat. I am thankful for having such generous friends who help us at the drop of a hat. I am thankful we can pay the bills and aren't drowning in debt anymore. I am thankful that I can finally afford to buy christmas presents for my family. I am thankful for my marriage and my husband. I am thankful for everything I have. Thank Goddess and God for giving these to me.

[Your reverent praise of the Twin Deities is quite touching.]

I don't see the point in celebrating two of the most over indulgent holidays of the year. While our troops are away from their families and malnutrition among Iraqi children has doubled since the war of aggression started, I really don't feel too festive.

[And yet if Kerry won you would now be stuffing your face with turkey and trimmings. See, Bush has done some good for you after all. It is because of him you won’t be suffering from the typical holiday weight gain.]

I can't give up the holidays. My Democratic family and I need some cheering up. However, I still plan to actively participate in demonstrations about the stolen vote. RedefeatBush.com has a counter-inauguration planned.

[Your Counter-Inaugural Ball tickets are in the mail.]

Holidays have never really been important to us. They are just pagan rituals..

[Your Goddess will be VERY ANGRY with you.]

Postponing Thanksgiving Fest 'till there is a recount, the rightfully elected president sits at the oval office, fascism is ebbing and sanity has returned to our democracy, or until GWB and his goons are out of office!

[Psst! Come around to my back door and I’ll have a few slices of turkey available for you in the doggie bag.]

Honestly, I think the freepers would be just thrilled if they thought they had ruined even family holidays for us. Not gonna let that happen. I still have plenty to be thankful for. Pass the eggnog please.

[Hmmm…. Should I allow you to have a Thanksgiving? Okay, I won’t ruin it for you just this one time. Happy Thanksgiving, DUmmie!]

[fastattacksailor]

Actually, I'd be much happier if they went on hunger strike as long as a single Republican lives ;-)

After a few weeks, there would be a lot less DUmmies around

The downside is that FReepers would be denied the hilarity of their rabid postings


What a puzzlement!

[sweetliberty]

"You are so bad! I like that in a person"

.

[AlexW]

Yes, PJ..

It is sad that their are DUmmies that let politics rule their lives, and spoil the celebrations that represent their freedom in this great country.
They are, indeed, very sad members of society.

Thanks for your great work, and Happy Thanksgiving to you and all FReeper.

[rdl6989]

This just keeps getting better. Goddess and God????

[killjoy]

It is funny. These people are turning into a bad caricature of themselves. The best writers out there couldn't produce stuff this good.

[maryz]

and malnutrition among Iraqi children has doubled since the war of aggression started

That actually was reported somewhere (well, a rise in malnutrition anyway). I still wonder where they got figures to compare the situation under Saddam with that in a war zone. Neither sounds like ideal research circumstances.

[The Hollywood Conservative]

I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.



Sounds like a great gift.... I wonder if they'll try to exchange you after the holidays?

[The Hollywood Conservative]

Honestly, I think the freepers would be just thrilled if they thought they had ruined even family holidays for us. Not gonna let that happen. I still have plenty to be thankful for. Pass the eggnog please.


I don't want to ruin your holidays... I do want to know what you're spiking that eggnog with because you people are LOOPY!

[NeoCaveman]

I can't give up the holidays. My Democratic family and I need some cheering up. However, I still plan to actively participate in demonstrations about the stolen vote. RedefeatBush.com has a counter-inauguration planned.

This guy will need your suicide hotline number, 1-800-BUSH-WON

[epow]

and in some areas an almost religous giving of thanks does not quite seem appropriate this year.

Oh I'm sure that giving thanks to the Christian God is never appropriate for a good little DUmmie. Giving thanks to Gaya is probably OK though.

and four more years of huge profits for friends of george.

Yeah, profits bad, communism good.

These people should be exiled to Cuba for the next 5 years so they could see firsthand how well that economic system works.

This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

Gee, I bet this guy is real popular with his family's kids, what child wouldn't want a boycott of Republicans for Christmas?

[ChicagoRighty]

Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving... truly a gift that keeps giving. Psychotic hand wringing from lefty wackos. I find it hard to believe that these loons leave their dorm rooms... they must get cash from home and have their drugs delivered.

[ChicagoRighty]

BTW, I don't know how you handle going over there and wading through all of that drecch

[45semi]

I hope you also told 'Mike' to 'take a aerial fornication at a oscillating pastry'?

Tell him for me, from someone who has spent time in the Middle East,
with a M-16 in his hand, that his 'confusion' about who shoots who, and why,
is one of the reasons why the military overwhelmingly votes against his candidates...

[luvie]

GET YOUR DUmmie BU** AWAY FROM MY "PAGAN" HOLIDAY!!!! HAPPY DAY TO THE FReepers!

[ChefKeith]

reported somewhere

Yeah, in the Main Scum Media - lies

[TheGeezer]

DU Funnies inspired me to read Lenin today. I Dogpiled Lenin and read many of Lenin's pamphlets available on-line. It dawned on me as I read Lenin that so much of what DU posting reveals is precisely what Lenin preached. Lenin's material socialism, bolstered by the Hegelian doctrine of universal evolution, is exactly what the radicals of DU spout, over and over and over again.

Lenin gave me new insight into DU hate and bile. Dialectical materialism dictates proletarian radicalism as the result of capital wage-slavery; workers will recognize their common interest and politicize that economic interest, and they will do it altogether at once! It's scientific socialism! It's irrefutable science! So what gives when a socialist like Kerry is defeated, when the workers do not obey science, and hypnotically fall into line? Why - sputter, sputter - it must be fixed, a conspiracy! What else could explain the failure of science?

Egad. The stupidity of it all.

Praise God and Happy Thanksgiving!

[Not A Snowbird]

Gosh, if my liberal in-laws follow DUmmie logic, there will be more turkey available for me this afternoon. Pass the cranberry sauce!

[Not A Snowbird]

The operatives were posing as Homeland Security and FBI agents

Damn! I'm outed. And we were being so careful!

[Nataku X]

Don't worry, I just received orders from Diebold to track down this author and send him to the Karl Koncentration Kamp immediately.

[Not A Snowbird]

LOL!

Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!!!!!