DUmmie FUnnies Thanksgiving Edition ("No Thanksgiving This Year")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[sweetliberty]

"They cry about things that have never happened, and never will. These people are deranged."

And they treat events that exist only in their own distorted imaginings as indisputable fact.

[granite]

CYBERNETMANIA A BIG HIT AT DU! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!



YOUR NAME IS RICHARD. YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE CHARGED WITH HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS. YOU ARE INNOCENT, BUT NO ONE BELIEVES YOU. THE EVIDENCE IS AS FOLLOWS...

Poster A, with 20 posts on DU since November 9th, provides a link showing that you were married to Elizabeth Taylor, not once, but twice.

Poster B, with 55 posts since joining November 8th, copies and pastes a link into a post, that shows you are a Senator from Indiana.

Poster C, with over 1000 posts since joining DU on November 8th, posts a story about how the Indy 500 has lost fans to NASCAR.

Poster B reveals that you are a NASCAR driver.

Poster C finds a link to a story on the Washington Times that shows you attended a dinner in Washington DC.

Poster A starts a new thread titled "Tapes reveal Richard ordered the Watergate break-in...impeachment charges imminent!"

Poster D, with over 9000 posts, writes that there is no proof that you ordered the break-in at the Watergate Hotel.

Poster C finds an archived article that lists all the people who live in California, including the star of Deep Throat and Henry Kissinger, a shoe salesman from San Francisco.

Poster A posts "DEEP THROAT CONFIRMS THAT RICHARD IS GUILTY!"

Poster B slams Poster D for trying to mislead all the posters who are engaged in serious research.

Posters A and C chime in, and tell Poster D to get lost if he can't contribute to their research.

Poster C confirms that your ex-wife Elizabeth once dated a suspected communist, who was forced to testify at the McCarthy hearings.

And it goes on and on...

[USF]

LOL! Now, I have one more thing to be thankful for. ;o)

[roaddog727]

Sounds like someone is on a serious acid trip here.

[MeekOneGOP]

Happy Thanksgiving, yall!!

[WestCoastGal]

Happy Thanksgiving.

Please add me to your ping list!!

Thanks

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

[45semi]

"We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!! "
Is it just me, or does it look like this person would probably be quite happy to see everyone who doesnt vote the way he wants die?
If true, Can you imagine being so hate-filled and psychotic?
'Oh yeah...we're talkin about the worst of the leftie liberals'...

[Nataku X]

I am thankful for my 4 cockatiels and my cat.

Your cat is thankful for those 4 cockatiels, too.

Don't these birds cost many hundreds of dollars each? She must be wealthy enough to live off-campus in a spacious apartment with all those expensive pets and attending college full time. Can you say... limousine liberal?

[Happy2BMe]

Has it been a YEAR ALREADY!?

(My how time flies when you're exposing Democrats!)

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

[Nataku X]

I can just picture them opening the door when trick and treaters knock on it, and then pouring a bucket of cold water over these kiddies.

[ChefKeith]

and malnutrition among Iraqi children has doubled since the war of aggression started, I really don't feel too festive.

Where does these IDIOTS get this stuff?

The Childern in Iraq are FAR better off than they were last year.

[princess leah]

Our office sent a big box for a Marine full of Christmas stuff and I went around collecting the postage money, and one democrat told me we ought to put a note in there asking him to not kill innocent people. I said, "last I saw, Mike, our Marines were in Fallujah killing terrorists, not innocent people"

[Ditter]

Well since all of your relatives are liberal I expect you won't have much to say during dinner. You can sit there with a big smile on your face and think about how much fun you have been giving to your freeper friends. You would NOT, I am sure, take notes of the table conversation for future use. heh heh Of course you wouldn't!
*smirk*

[Grampa Dave]

[Ditter]

You are so bad! I like that in a person. heh ;9]

[CONSERVE]

please add me to your ping list.

[Grampa Dave]

Actually the current elites of the ACLU is largely composed of homosexuals and pro Islamofascist elitist fascists. Below is their bio/description of their current leader, the out in our face gay, Anthony D. Romero:

Anthony D. Romero took the helm of the American Civil Liberties Union in September 2001, a week before the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. The air in lower Manhattan, where the nation's preeminent civil-liberties organization is headquartered, was still thick with smoke when the administration began pressuring Congress to remove checks and balances on law-enforcement.

It was not the first time that Americans were asked to trade away freedoms for increased security, and it would not be the last-but the ACLU stood its ground under Romero's leadership, steadfastly maintaining that it is possible to be both safe and free.

Romero, an attorney with a history of public-interest activism, also presided over the most successful membership drive in the ACLU's 82-year history. In his first year, 75,000 individuals became card-carrying members of the organization for the first time.

He is the ACLU's sixth executive director, and he is the first Latino and openly gay man to serve in that capacity. He came to the organization from the Ford Foundation's Human Rights and International Cooperation Program, which he led through a period of extraordinary growth, transforming it into Ford's largest and most dynamic grant-making unit. As director of that program, he channeled approximately $90 million in grants to civil-rights, human rights and peace projects in 2000, and launched groundbreaking initiatives in affirmative action, voting rights and redistricting, immigrants' rights, women's rights, reproductive freedom and lesbian/gay rights.

[Truth Table]

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving PJ.

...Ditto the rest of you snake handlin' bible thumpin country defendin freepers. We've quite alot to be thankful for this year. God bless y'all

[N8VTXNinWV]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!