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DUmmie FUnnies Thanksgiving Edition ("No Thanksgiving This Year")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/25/2004 5:58:11 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In this special Thanksgiving Edition of the DUmmie FUnnies we shall observe how the DUmmies celebrate, or rather NOT celebrate, Thanksgiving this year. As you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “No Thanksgiving This Year,” the DUmmies, with a few exceptions, are refraining from celebrating the holiday this year. As usual, the hungry comments of the DUmmies angrily glaring at the Thanksgiving tables they will not sit at are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, stuffing himself with turkey and all the trimmings, is in the [brackets]:

No Thanksgiving This Year…

[Speak for yourself, Dummie 5X.]

The celebration of the fall harvest and in some areas an almost religous giving of thanks does not quite seem appropriate this year. The harvest this year consists of war dead, civilians and soldiers, fascism and corporatism instead of democracy, and four more years of huge profits for friends of george. I won't be celebrating thanksgiving or any other holidays this year but instead will avoid any shopping except for necessities. I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

[Since you won’t be eating any Thanksgiving dinners this year, DUmmie 5X, wouldn’t that mean you would need to downsize your name to 4X?]

We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!

[Welcome to an eternity of holiday boycotts!]

The Christian Reconstructionists applaud your decision. One of their minor issues (beneath the subjugation of women & the return of slavery) is the abolition of the Godless Popish/Pagan holidays. Which means nearly all of them.

[Hmm…. Methinks you are thinking of the Jehovah Witnesses but since those folks don’t vote nor participate in public affairs in any way, your angry thrust is a bit moot.]

I am thankful that my husband was able to find work within a week after being laid-off. I am thankful that I am able to attend college full-time. I am thankful for my family and for my health. I am thankful for my 4 cockatiels and my cat. I am thankful for having such generous friends who help us at the drop of a hat. I am thankful we can pay the bills and aren't drowning in debt anymore. I am thankful that I can finally afford to buy christmas presents for my family. I am thankful for my marriage and my husband. I am thankful for everything I have. Thank Goddess and God for giving these to me.

[Your reverent praise of the Twin Deities is quite touching.]

I don't see the point in celebrating two of the most over indulgent holidays of the year. While our troops are away from their families and malnutrition among Iraqi children has doubled since the war of aggression started, I really don't feel too festive.

[And yet if Kerry won you would now be stuffing your face with turkey and trimmings. See, Bush has done some good for you after all. It is because of him you won’t be suffering from the typical holiday weight gain.]

I can't give up the holidays. My Democratic family and I need some cheering up. However, I still plan to actively participate in demonstrations about the stolen vote. RedefeatBush.com has a counter-inauguration planned.

[Your Counter-Inaugural Ball tickets are in the mail.]

Holidays have never really been important to us. They are just pagan rituals..

[Your Goddess will be VERY ANGRY with you.]

Postponing Thanksgiving Fest 'till there is a recount, the rightfully elected president sits at the oval office, fascism is ebbing and sanity has returned to our democracy, or until GWB and his goons are out of office!

[Psst! Come around to my back door and I’ll have a few slices of turkey available for you in the doggie bag.]

Honestly, I think the freepers would be just thrilled if they thought they had ruined even family holidays for us. Not gonna let that happen. I still have plenty to be thankful for. Pass the eggnog please.

[Hmmm…. Should I allow you to have a Thanksgiving? Okay, I won’t ruin it for you just this one time. Happy Thanksgiving, DUmmie!]


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I hope today's special Thanksgiving edition of the DUmmie FUnnies goes well with your turkey and trimmings. If you want to read the DUmmie Features on a regular basis, let me know if you want on the PING List.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

1 posted on 11/25/2004 5:58:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/25/2004 5:59:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

And I you! I love the guy who's never gonna celebrate a holiday as long as Republicans exist. He's gonna have a long time of it.


3 posted on 11/25/2004 6:05:23 AM PST by Xenalyte (Who you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Holidays have never really been important to us. They are just pagan rituals.."



You could allways protest the rape of the native Americans with the slaughter of a Turkey.


4 posted on 11/25/2004 6:07:39 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How could you celebrate eating this crap anyhow?

5 posted on 11/25/2004 6:08:10 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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"the DUmmies, with a few exceptions, are refraining from celebrating the holiday this year."

Perhaps that's because their families disowned them they broke ties with their families after the election.

6 posted on 11/25/2004 6:09:03 AM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: PJ-Comix

www.democraticunderground.com So much material, so little time.

You have been so busy creating the DUmmie FUnnies for us and we are Thankful. Hope your Thanksgiving dinner is wonderful and your day is peaceful (meaning, I hope there are no liberals at your table). ;9)
your freeper friend, Ditter


7 posted on 11/25/2004 6:09:16 AM PST by Ditter
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Can't we all just get along? And give thanks for FOUR MORE YEARS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
8 posted on 11/25/2004 6:10:33 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank you PJ. And a very happy day to you, too.


9 posted on 11/25/2004 6:13:08 AM PST by EggsAckley (...............stop unnecessary excerpting.................)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for being on the job even on a holiday! These sulking soreheads are making themselves(and those around them I'm sure) miserable over something they can't change. Most people realise that the really important things in life don't have to do with who wins elections. Keep it up DUmmies, you are affording the rest of us great entertainment!


10 posted on 11/25/2004 6:13:46 AM PST by slane
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You can't spell "DUh" without "DU".
11 posted on 11/25/2004 6:14:05 AM PST by Doctor Raoul (KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You)
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To: Ditter

Actually most of my relatives are liberal which is why the subject of politics is actively avoided, especially at Thanksgiving dinner.


12 posted on 11/25/2004 6:15:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I won't be celebrating thanksgiving or any other holidays this year but instead will avoid any shopping except for necessities. I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

Boy, this guy sounds like he's more fun than a barrel full of monkeys. I'll bet he's wildly popular with his friends.

13 posted on 11/25/2004 6:15:26 AM PST by alnick
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We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!....

Sheeesh... from the sounds of things, some of these people would rather spend their time poking a stick the eyes of puppies instead of anything even remotely uplifting.

14 posted on 11/25/2004 6:18:00 AM PST by USF (I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Happy Thanksgiving, PJ!!!!!

I almost feel sorry for them...................


15 posted on 11/25/2004 6:19:00 AM PST by Gabz (Thank a Veteran today............and every day)
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To: PJ-Comix

Politics are discussed with my liberal relatives but things allways remain friendly. They are my relatives after all. Besides they are clearly much more in touch with reality than the average DUmmie.


16 posted on 11/25/2004 6:20:10 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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Politics are discussed with my liberal relatives but things allways remain friendly.

You relatives wouldn't remain liberal much longer if they had access to a DUmmie FUnnies book since such a book (supplemented by comix stories and illustrations) would show the nation just what the liberals are REALLY like in THEIR OWN words.

17 posted on 11/25/2004 6:28:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: alnick
I'll bet he's wildly popular with his friends.

Yes, and just because he's the only person who can see them sitting there doesn't mean that they don't exist.
18 posted on 11/25/2004 6:29:20 AM PST by tjwmason ("The English, the English, the English are best; I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest")
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"an almost religous giving of thanks"

Hey DUhmmy...for those for whom it is NOT a religious giving of thanks, just who do you suppose it is they are giving thanks to?

"This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

I'm sure your family will be grateful...especially your kids, if they should be so unfortunate for you to have them.

"This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!"

Pass that boy some koolaid....quick!

"Your reverent praise of the Twin Deities is quite touching"

Must be hard for this one to blame Bush for the loss of jobs....not to mention the terrible things he does to cats and cockatiels.

19 posted on 11/25/2004 6:29:41 AM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I intend to discuss the FUnnies with them. It's time to get them involved with dragging the left back to reality.


20 posted on 11/25/2004 6:30:38 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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