[PJ-Comix]

I hope today's special Thanksgiving edition of the DUmmie FUnnies goes well with your turkey and trimmings. If you want to read the DUmmie Features on a regular basis, let me know if you want on the PING List.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Xenalyte]

And I you! I love the guy who's never gonna celebrate a holiday as long as Republicans exist. He's gonna have a long time of it.

[cripplecreek]

"Holidays have never really been important to us. They are just pagan rituals.."



You could allways protest the rape of the native Americans with the slaughter of a Turkey.

[sweetliberty]

"the DUmmies, with a few exceptions, are refraining from celebrating the holiday this year."

Perhaps that's because their families disowned them they broke ties with their families after the election.

[Ditter]

www.democraticunderground.com So much material, so little time.

You have been so busy creating the DUmmie FUnnies for us and we are Thankful. Hope your Thanksgiving dinner is wonderful and your day is peaceful (meaning, I hope there are no liberals at your table). ;9)
your freeper friend, Ditter

[silverleaf]

Can't we all just get along? And give thanks for FOUR MORE YEARS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[slane]

Thanks for being on the job even on a holiday! These sulking soreheads are making themselves(and those around them I'm sure) miserable over something they can't change. Most people realise that the really important things in life don't have to do with who wins elections. Keep it up DUmmies, you are affording the rest of us great entertainment!

[Doctor Raoul]

You can't spell "DUh" without "DU".

[alnick]

I won't be celebrating thanksgiving or any other holidays this year but instead will avoid any shopping except for necessities. I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

Boy, this guy sounds like he's more fun than a barrel full of monkeys. I'll bet he's wildly popular with his friends.

[USF]

We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!....

Sheeesh... from the sounds of things, some of these people would rather spend their time poking a stick the eyes of puppies instead of anything even remotely uplifting.

[Gabz]

Happy Thanksgiving, PJ!!!!!

I almost feel sorry for them...................

[sweetliberty]

"an almost religous giving of thanks"

Hey DUhmmy...for those for whom it is NOT a religious giving of thanks, just who do you suppose it is they are giving thanks to?

"This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

I'm sure your family will be grateful...especially your kids, if they should be so unfortunate for you to have them.

"This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!"

Pass that boy some koolaid....quick!

"Your reverent praise of the Twin Deities is quite touching"

Must be hard for this one to blame Bush for the loss of jobs....not to mention the terrible things he does to cats and cockatiels.

[granite]

I am thankful for the ability and skill to earn a living for my family, to never have been unemployed since age 12, and to have the knowledge that democrats will never rule again in my lifetime.

[roaddog727]

Happy thanksgiving to ALL.

I, for one, will be certainly enjoying, in fact relishing this thanksgiving's festivities.

WooHoo!

This year, as a departure from my traditional roast Turkey, we're giving a TURDUCKEN a try.

OF course, along with that we're having the mashed 'taters, dressing, and the ubiquitous string bean casserole. Pecan pie with PLENTY of whipped cream for desert.

Enjoy!

[Petronski]

Mmmmm. Delicious Schadenfreude, crunchy style.

[Flux Capacitor]

----Postponing Thanksgiving Fest 'till there is a recount, the rightfully elected president sits at the oval office, fascism is ebbing and sanity has returned to our democracy, or until GWB and his goons are out of office!----

----"For the next four years we're gonna sit around, scowl, and starve. THAT'LL SHOW THOSE EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!"----

I'm thankful for DemocraticUnderground.com. I truly am. It gives me, in my lowest moments of worry and self-doubt, a window upon people even more pathetic than I am. :)

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

-Dan

[P.O.E.]

We stopped celebrating any holidays religious or otherwise after the 2000 coup by the bushit crime family. This will continue as long as a single repuke lives!!!

Sounds like Narnia under the rule of the ice queen - "where it always snows and it's never Christmas"

[prognostigaator]

incomprehendable....

[SaveTheChief]

Honestly, I think the freepers would be just thrilled if they thought they had ruined even family holidays for us. Not gonna let that happen. I still have plenty to be thankful for. Pass the eggnog please.

The despair, the drama even in the most optimistic of these DUmmies' posts is ridiculously funny. They actually believe that we sit over here and dream of ways to make them unhappy. They don't understand that our fascination with the DUmmie Ant Farm has nothing to do with us. Their ability to drive themselves into panic, angst, and deep depression for no good reason is what we (at least I) find so entertaining.

They cry about things that have never happened, and never will. These people are deranged.

[Freepdonia]

The celebration of the fall harvest and in some areas an almost religous giving of thanks does not quite seem appropriate this year. The harvest this year consists of war dead, civilians and soldiers, fascism and corporatism instead of democracy, and four more years of huge profits for friends of george. I won't be celebrating thanksgiving or any other holidays this year but instead will avoid any shopping except for necessities. I will be actively boycotting republican owned and supporting businesses. I will speak out when ever possible against the war and the theft of our democracy. This will be my gift to family and friends for this holiday season.

Your gift to my family is that you're not part of my family.