Posted on 11/23/2004 6:45:58 PM PST by locopolitico
Not sure whether to wind a watch or bark at the moon, Dan Rather announced his resignation after 24 years as CBS anchor. With his credibility as thin as turnip soup, his legacy shakier than cafeteria Jell-O, and his fingernails beginning to sweat, Rather reached the point where he had his back to the wall, his shirttails on fire, and the bill collector at the door. After being consistently beaten like a rented mule in the ratings, CBS execs apparently decided they'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit than keep him in the anchor chair.
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I poste this on another thread, but I guess it goes good here too.
Dan: "I'm more finished than a Texas groundhog run over by a three ring carnival caravan".
This thread is hotter than a Texas Tamale.
ROTFL. don't tell Danny but he talks like he is from a red state! (forget that he was raised in Texas, he is an elitist at heart)
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