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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-04 PM Edition (Warning - graphic language)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/23/2004 4:18:49 PM PST by PJ-Comix

If anybody out there doubts that insane hatred of Bush is not a mental disease then just check out this DUmmie THREAD. Actually I hope that the Secret Service is also checking out this DUmmie Thread since some of those DUmmies are so unbalanced over the prospect of a second Bush term, there is no telling what they will do. It will be a tough day for these folks on January 20. I just hope they keep that phone number of the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the insane DUmmie screechings are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, with tranquilizer darts at the ready, are in the [brackets]:

God Damn Bush...JUST god Damn him.

there is nothing else to say. The man is a mother f*cking pig liar and I can NOT stand him anymore.

It is not wrong to hate your president. the repukes did for 8 years.

I hate that motherf*cker with a passion. I hope he is impeached and worse

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

I don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity wars and just plain old fashioned bullshit.

[Try to visualize your own reality. And when that doesn’t work, send more money than you can afford to Bev Harris to retroactively overthrow the election results sometime next year.]

Bush has condemned himself...his actions have already been condemned by millions around the world, and millions here. History will show him to be the complete failure he is.

[I know the folks on Saddam’s Oil for Food bribe list have condemned Bush.]

I am tired of waiting. I wish the dam would break and his lies would start unraveling.

I can not stand to see him one more minute.

his smug arrogant pompous ass is just tooo much.

and I am sooo afraid for our country

[Actually, Dummie greenbriar, I am afraid of you getting within a couple of miles of the President. You need to be watched…..CAREFULLY!]

I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

All you f*ckwads that voted for him, I hate all of you dipshits, too!!

F*ck the administration! F*ck the rethugs!!

I cannot believe what is going on in our country...

[This court hereby sentences DUmmie driver8 to undergo an Anger Management Program under the direction of Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

Goddam bush* and everyone who voted for him!

[There will be an empty anchor chair soon at CBS for which you seem eminently qualified to fill.]

If we were not read by people that would harm me, I would say a bunch more

[You’ve already said quite enough, DUmmie Greenbriar…. Psst! SS Watch List! SS Watch List!]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him. He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

[Uhhh…..speaking of a snapping mind…]

I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

[aka Treason.]


TOPICS: Humor
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To: Chad Fairbanks
He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

Hmmm...not sure but that sounds suspiciously like a post directed at me on a Keyes thread!

;-)

62 posted on 11/23/2004 6:22:50 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Allah's real name is Lucifer...)
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To: PJ-Comix; hchutch; Travis McGee; rdb3
I guess there are people who agree with me and wanting to go to Civil War.

[aka Treason.]

21 years ago this past Monday, I graduated from MCRD San Diego, having earned the title of United States Marine.

I've been out for 13 years. I have a wife and a daughter now, and I'm racing towards the big four-zero. I'm not as fit as I used to be.

But 21 years ago, I swore an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. And when I give my word, it's a no-s**tter of a promise.

And so did a bunch of my friends and neighbors.

I say unto that gobshite, "Bring it on."

(Poohbah puts on Fuel's Won't Back Down and jams out)

63 posted on 11/23/2004 6:23:30 PM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: EternalVigilance
Hmmm...not sure but that sounds suspiciously like a post directed at me on a Keyes thread!

No, it's one of your posts to anyone who doesn't agree with you that Alan Keyes is the best politician in America.

64 posted on 11/23/2004 6:25:56 PM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: EternalVigilance


Don't even get me started on the Keyes threads - the vitriol that is spewed by both sides on those threads are often out-of-control... ;0)


65 posted on 11/23/2004 6:26:23 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (01010010 01001111 01010100 01000110 01001100)
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To: Poohbah

You need a sense of humor transplant.

Later.


66 posted on 11/23/2004 6:27:16 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Allah's real name is Lucifer...)
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To: EternalVigilance
You need a sense of humor transplant.

As do you, plus a sense of common sense transplant.

67 posted on 11/23/2004 6:28:01 PM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: Poohbah; EternalVigilance

Mommy? Daddy? Pwease don't fight...


68 posted on 11/23/2004 6:29:31 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (01010010 01001111 01010100 01000110 01001100)
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To: PJ-Comix

Scary little bastards.


69 posted on 11/23/2004 6:30:00 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: WuzaDem

That's pretty darn funny!! Have you been taking lessons from P.J.?


70 posted on 11/23/2004 6:43:13 PM PST by PatriotGirl827 (God Bless America!)
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To: PJ-Comix
His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

A nice example of "projection", if you ask me.

71 posted on 11/23/2004 6:46:53 PM PST by wimpycat ("I'm mean, but I make up for it by bein' real healthy.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Some of them, PJ, may post stupidity just to GET on DU FU. :)


72 posted on 11/23/2004 6:53:01 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: VaMarVet

They had this long atupid post with "My Name is..." and everyone posted their real name (I was actually going to suggest that we capture those data for some interesting future use, but figured it wasn't worth it).

Anyway, now they are all changing their names.


73 posted on 11/23/2004 7:07:17 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!)
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To: WuzaDem

Buahahahaha

Looks like "Down with" was deleted and tombstoned.

They don't take ribbing well over there. He was also right.


74 posted on 11/23/2004 7:13:45 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping me to DU FUnnies, please.


75 posted on 11/23/2004 7:14:23 PM PST by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: WuzaDem

Wow! Extrordinary! That was exactly like reading a real DU thread.

Bullseye


76 posted on 11/23/2004 7:29:17 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extrordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: PJ-Comix

F. Democrats


77 posted on 11/23/2004 7:44:29 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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78 posted on 11/23/2004 7:56:36 PM PST by trussell (Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Those are very very disturbed peeps over yon.


79 posted on 11/23/2004 7:58:08 PM PST by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Those are very very disturbed peeps over yon.


80 posted on 11/23/2004 7:58:09 PM PST by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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