DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-04 (CIVIL WAR: Bev Harris Threatens To SUE DUmmies!!!)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 21, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

did she eventually go for girls in that show?

[FredZarguna]

You would think that this would be a dead giveaway to even the most dense of these intellectual giants. Sales - royalties - she's a freaking capitalist.

As a capitalist, that is, someone who actually produces a product paid for by others at a profit to me, I must really object to this characterization.

Please desist from calling scammers who prey upon the fantasies of neurotic liberals with no intention of producing any product or service "capitalists"--at once.

It may be actionable.

Not kidding...

Paging my lawyer...

[Rollee]

Please ping me! Thank you.

[TheWyzzyrd]

LOL!!! Stop! I mean it! (It may be actionable...)

[daguberment]

PJ-Comix - Good work. Regarding Bev Harris, I've got a friend in the hotel biz in Miami who is reporting that Bev H. has spent close to 20K in the last week at a very exclusive property in FL. It is so crazy that she is living in luxury and getting her toenails trimmed while the DU dopes are sending her money. A fool and his money is soon parted, but more quickly with Bev.

[valleygal]

Pretty sure that is a picture of Estelle Parsons. She played Gene Hackman's wife in, "Bonnie and Clyde" with Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. I also think she won an Academy Award for the role but I'd have to double check that.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yes, that's Estelle Parsons. She was also on "Roseanne" - played Roseanne's mother, and her name on the show was... Bev Harris! :D

[valleygal]

Beverly Harris

[Choose Ye This Day]

Somewhere way out in the dark Ignorance Wilderness, a lightbulb clicks on above a DUmmie head.

That could be a new tagline. Nah, here's one better:

[valleygal]

You beat me by 4 seconds! Yep she did win an Oscar for playing Blanche in, "Bonnie and Clyde" (Hackman was also nominated for his role). She did many movies and was nominated for several awards in her career.

I never watched her much in "Roseanne", though.

[rdl6989]

BLACK BOX

[valleygal]

DUH! I just got the connection...BBV lady, Bev Harris! I'm the dummie, LOL!

You know, I haven't followed this Black Box stuff much. What exactly is she doing in regards to recounts (besides, collecting money)?

[rdl6989]

Maybe the cesspool known as DU will disintegrate from this. One can only hope.

[PowerPro]

Hey Bev!

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So go ahead, SUE ME ... I dare ya ...

[TheGeezer]

At the beach sipping margaritas thanx to all the money donated by gullible DUmmies plus a few more bucks earned by marketing the special “fishy flavor” Lewinsky cigars

How do you know they are "fishy flavor"?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Can't we be more thick skinned here, can't we all just get along?

Uh oh. Can't we all just get along?™

Rodney King is coming after this one (if he ever gets out of jail).

My goodness, it's a mine field!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, I'm not a lawyer (but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night) but I bet any lawyer fresh out of law school, and having just passed the bar would be able to win in court against her regarding use of the phrase "Cleanup Crew" - it's one of those phrases that's been in the english lexicon for a looooong loooong time, and I doubt you could really trademark the phrase.

That would be like me trying to trademark teh phrase "Kiss my ass".

[arizonarachel]

BTTT!

This one is great. :-)

[Swordmaker]

Gee, PJ, do you think I should report BBV.com to her? Big Buxom Virgins?

Incidentally, I am planning to sue you because I have registered AEIOU as my new trademark and intend to protect it agressively. Any usage of AEIOU or any derivitive of that trademark or portion there of, will result in a lawsuit. By derivitive, I have instructed my shyster to file against ANYONE who uses any of the five letters in my trademark, regardless of use.

Pardon me, the door bell has just rung.

I can't believe it... my shyster has sent me a summons for using MY trademark in this post...

I have to hire another shyster to defend myself against myself! Dang!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Th s p st d sn't v l t y r tr d m rk.