DUmmie FUnnies 11-18-04 ("I believe Kerry will be inaugurated on Jan 20")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 18, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[cake_crumb]

"Go to the thread link and check it out."

There's an awful lot of posts that have been deleted on that thread.

[groanup]

OK, PJ, I know you made some of this stuff up.

[kimchi lover]

"Every word you wrote is what I believe, too. I trusted John Kerry enough to vote for him and I'm not about to give up on him. Character not only inspires faith, it also inspires ingenuity. I believe those working on this issue will discover a way to reveal the truth. I believe John F. Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20, 2005."

Oh man...this is one deluded bunch!! To think that they value Kerry's CHARACTER is laughable in itself. Which character are they referring to? The swiftboat captain who made-up injuries to get the heck out of Dodge? The uber- hippie who denounced his fellow soldiers as war criminals? The senator who voted to cut the military and intelligence services every chance he got? The senator who gave President Bush the authority to use force against Saddam? The Presidential candidate who then refused to fund the war effort? The presidential candidate who denounced Dean for being against the Iraq war? The presidential candidate who then called it the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time?
I'm exhausted just WRITING about just how many characters John Kerry has become....he is a chameleon. I can't keep up.
It is amazing to me that these people REALLY think that KERRY will be standing on that podium on Inauguration day. :^P

[PJ-Comix]

Hey! I just called the 1-800-BUSH-WON phone number out of curiousity. It seems like no one now owns that number. Perhaps some good Samaritans can get together to purchase that 800 number so liberals who refuse to face the REALITY of Bush winning the election can call that number to help get their minds right. I could also serve as a Suicide Hotline for Liberals.

p.s. Maybe Rush could purchase that 800 number and man it with trained psychologists.

[pharmamom]

Just because he conceded doesn't mean crap because if they come up with enough votes that can be counted that will change the result in Kerry's favor such as Ohio and Flordia you can beleive he will uncocede. Because that would then make him the winner not Bush so it is very much possible. And also just because he conceded doesn't mean he has quit fighting like so man people want us to beleive. This man is a fighter and always has been. He has never given up anything without a fight in his life. You don't have to beleive me do a little research on the man and his career go back as far as you want he has always fought like hell at anything he has went to do. Just because he isn't out in the spotlight letting everyone including the media and the repugs know his every move and exactly what he is doing doesn't mean he has just given up the fight. this man has never been a quitter and I don't think he is going to start being one now! Kerry is a very smart man that knows what he is doing and how to go about it to get the best results. He was a attorney himself. If this man can bring down BCCI he can sure as hell get to the bottom of what is going on with all this fraud. I trusted him enough to back him through his primaries and campaign and on top of all that vote for him I sure as hell wouldn't not trust hin now! And I will also say this even if something happens that the results of this election is not overturned you can bet Kerry wont stop still he gets to the bottom of all of this. And before all is said and done Bush and the repugs will wish they never heard the name Kerry! That is why If he was to run again I would do it all over again and vote for him again. Because Kerry would be a great president that takes pride in what he does, he is a true patriot, and he loves this country as much as anyone.

I ran out of breath just reading this one! I went over just to take a peek, but it was like a car wreck. I just couldn't stop!!! Sounds like quite a few FReepers have been over there and couldn't keep themselves incognito...the DUmmies think it's "fear." Morbid fascination is more like it. Ugh.

[PJ-Comix]

There's an awful lot of posts that have been deleted on that thread.

After reading the wacky posts that are on that thread, it is frightening to think just how deluded the deleted posts must have been.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

I've heard of the "Harmonic Convergence". DU is the "Moronic Convergence".

ROTFLOL

Best reply to tonight edition.

[groanup]

"I believe John F. Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20, 2005"

HE WILL BE. At O'Malley's Pub with fifteen people in attendance. Teraaaaaaaaza will swear him in (and then cut him off for another year) and John Edwards will goose him to get his legislative agenda going. Ted Kennedy will get up off of the floor and give a thirty second speech and all of the major MSM cameras will record the event and put it on the nightly news instead of W's inauguration.

What's wrong with that?

[prairiebreeze]

... but I have a feeling in my gut that Bush will be implicated.

Naa, that's just last night's sushi.

Prairie

[Charles Henrickson]

I WANT TO
BELIEVE

[Dashing Dasher]

I've seen them - they clearly dress themselves.

They dress worse than the Czechoslovakian Brothers on SNL.

[cake_crumb]

They seemed to think at least on eposter was a FReeper troll...but after going through some of the later posts, there were at least two people banned. On eof them had the timerity to say he voted for George Bush though he's a libertarian. Guess they don't like libertarians over there, at least if they admit to voting for the wrong guy.

[franksolich]

I just checked out the dummieland at 9:30 p.m. Thursday; it looked fairly typical to me, and I've kept my eyes on them for two years now, starting right after the elections of 2002.

Trust me, P.J. is NOT making any of this up; and to make things even worse, I've seen worse lunacy over there, than this.

Keep up the good work, P.J.!

[groanup]

ROTFLMAOHGMBMA!!!!!!!!!!

(rollingonthefloorlaughingmyassoffheygivemebackmyass)

(oo)

[TheSpottedOwl]

I'm concerned. No, seriously, I'm staying inside on January 20th.

[ladyinred]

I believe . . .that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way. The politics of hate and fear will one day fade into the dark recesses of history. Someday.

It already has. Clinton is no longer in office.

Anyone with a brain, who will be honest knows that it is William Jefferson (Hillary) Clinton who brought us the politics of personal destruction. They named their headquarters "the war room" and began waging war against all things decent in 1992.

[sweetliberty]

"We'll just set up our own federal government, the one for the smart people"

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[Dashing Dasher]

I believe that with every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows....

[ReeWalker]

It was Coca-Cola....Beer is as hard as I go

[berkeleybeej]

Okay - I visited the thread. It is so sad to have that kind of insanity on display. Now I just have to believe that some of those posters have got to have a braincell or two working, but they are feeding off of each other's insanity. These people are NOT representative of average democrats.