Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
"The fish in the barrel are beginning to complain".
And stink!
Yes, but he's not your normal everyday troll, he's "THE TROLL".
Either way it a chance to mock the DUngeon DUmmies.
;-D
I heard a pissed off caller to Randi Rhodes this week upset over the fact that the DNC supposedly set aside $30 million to investigate election fraud but aren't spending a cent on the BBV wild goose chase promoted by Randi.
"I've soiled me amour"
Yeah but, premature E-ZOT-u-lation is a crime, we want as many people as possible to get in and kick em' while their in those last spasmatic, oddly funny twitching stages.. Think about the control of the Admin Mod just to let the name go through...Awe inspiring isn't it?
LOL
Actually I was thinking of a book with text (DUmmie FUnnies) SUPPLEMENTED by related comix stories and illustrations.
Oh yeah, I would never zot a brain like Skinner, just pointing out that he could be.
I don't mean we can't zot him, but as long as teh AM doens't drop the MOAZ (Mother of all ZOTS!) on him and kick him out. But also, look at paisa's post a few back. I think he was the skinner. see 4/1/99 entry date on him name with a wink. But like I said either way, its still funny.
Good point. I have a copy of Franken's "Lying Liars" book (it was given to me for free as part of a batch of other books so I didn't pay for it) and Franken quotes "right-wingers" extensively. So I guess it is OK to quote "right-wingers" but God forbid someone quotes the Leftists and, even worse, to ridicule them.
I doubt Piasa is Skinner, but nice try.
No, that he signed up just to joke with PJ, Not that he is the Alpha-Troll!!
LOL
I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book.
Better place a word count on that. You know how long winded these Castro commie types can be. It's amazing they can be so brief when posting on DU. There's a logical conclusion somewhere in that but I'm not up to it right now.
Then Skinner needs to get mad at a fellow DUmmie for impersonating him. But the offer to Skinner to write the forward to a DUmmie FUnnies book still holds.
That he logged in as Skinner_DU for the joke.
WTF are you talking about?
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