Posted on 11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……
[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]
this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.
[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]
These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.
[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]
Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.
[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]
You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.
[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]
You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.
[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]
Skinner_DU
[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]
YUP! The Wall Street Journal is a profitable organization and they published a long DUmmie post about how the DUmmies favored harming our troops in Iraq. In my case it would be also be satire and parody.
David Allen. He used to be a Congressional aide (Democrat of course) and then went on to form the DemocraticUnderground.Com (aka DUmmies) following Gore's defeat in 2000. The main purpose of the DUmmies was to get Algore elected in 2004 and/or to defeat Bush in 2004. They failed miserably at both.
On TV interviews, Skinner (Allen) presents a "reasonable" front about how the DUmmies are merely "progressives" who discuss politics in a civil matter. A quick visit to the DUmmies proves they are flat out wackos. Unfortunately, the general public is largely unaware of how the DUmmies and liberals in general talk among themselves. Thus my desire for a DUmmie FUnnies book.
Now I will go die of embarrassment for admitting that I watch cartoons.
Let me dial that into my Karl Rove secret decoder ring . . . hmmmm . . .
Are you trying to tell us something, PJ?
(wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more)
Hey, Skinner_DU, and any other DUmmie turd that may be floating in the bowl: Please sue. Please, please, please! Sue PJ-Comix and every other FReeper. Please, do it! Now! Make sure you make your legal threats loud and vociferous so you can be sure to swing more candidates to your side. You know how much America loves loudmouthed anti-America "progressives". Like the old Nike commercial says, "Just do it".
Seems we have a new play for the Dummie play book. Wasn't it Kerry and company that threatened the Swifties, Vets for Truth, Sinclair, et al with lawsuits in order to squash constitutionally protected speech? It wasn't very effective for Kerry. Dummie must have not been paying attention.
Probably my fav bit of stupidity from skinner was his opening line: "PJ-Comix if that is your real name."
Yeah, 'PJ-Comix' sounds like a real name
Here is my response to DUmmie Skinner.
If that's meant to be a joke, it sure isn't obvious.
This Skinner guy clearly has much bigger problems than copyright infringement. He might want to check with those lawyers of his about the "private" nature of thoughts posted on a public message board, if they haven't already laughed their asses off about his failure to understand Internet Aliases 101.
-Dan
Oh my God, this is hilarious. I especially love the DU song :D
Many adults "used" to watch cartoons.
"Looney Tunes" were shown at movie theaters before the feature. There are quite a few adult gags in them.
The Simpsons was far from the first prime time cartoon. The Flintstones and even Rocky & Bullwinkle originally aired at night.
Bev Harris is the only person from DirtyUnderwear that I even encounter in the national media. She is one of the leading critics of Diebold voting machines.
She tones down the rhetoric about her VRWC theory and Bush bashing when she talks about how "unsafe" these systems are.
I knew about Looney Tunes. I had no idea about The Flintstones and Rocky and Bullwinkle. My first experience with those was Saturday mornings!
Got the attention of ole skinboy himself? Man, what a feather in your cap PJ.
I love this line:
" You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now"
Uh, skinner, if they are private, how the heck did they get on the DU in the first place? I'll tell you: someone posted them. Someone, and you don't know who, posted them in the PUBLIC DOMAIN.
The DU must have really good lawyers. First they must determine how many of those posts come from "progressives" or folks like PJ and other freepers POSTING as "progressives". And that is just the beginning of your problems, skinhead. The simple truth is, you do not know how many Freepers are posing as DU members, and moreover, it does not matter. You can be spoofed just like FR. The difference is that conservatives are smart enough to put these forums in context. Generally, we do not depend on them to define us as people. Reading the DUs posts during the "lockdown" after the election was too funny. You want to know why you lost the election? I'll tell you why: you actually think that places like the DU represent middle america. Folks like you who post to and maintain the DU actually believe in things like "Karmic hugs". You actually think that that stuff works, and that other posters in the DU provide these worders of modern science. You have folks depressed because (in their words) they played PHAT bongo riffs during kerry campaign rallys--and kerry really really should have won. Wow. Phat bongo riffs. Kewl. Next, You split your forum into two sections: The whiners and the B*tch and moaners. Do you know how stupid that looks to any sane person reading posts at the DU? First, a normal person probably thinks that you people are basically hopless because DUers aparently require a namless person on the other side of some computer, God knows where, not only to "help them get over the election" but for all practical purposes, validate their lousy existance. You wanna know something else? Those people have no way of knowing who is actually giving them the advice, or replying to their posts in the first place. Could be me, or someone like PJ, or anyone else pulling your chains just to see if what you losers post next will be more outlandish than what you posted last.
Skinboy keep up the threats. You've just gauranteed that you will be getting alot more "new members" in the near future. New members in addition to those of us already there. We will choose names like Moombeam, and GOPsuks, post a few times. read replys. Post a few more times. read more. Tow the line. Post the talking points. And wait for the next meltdown then provide "advice" to you just to see what you idiots do.
Of course, skinner, you can avoid all of this by simply not making utterly stupid threats on line, or getting a real life, which ever is easier.
PJ-Keep up the good work.
It turned out that it really wasn't Skinner. It was "Skinner."
Good post Weegee.
Those lines always seemed a little strange to me coming from a man who owned a purple Rolls Royce limosine. (I wonder what kind of gas mileage it gets versus my SUV)
So I take it to mean that he (they) want THE REST of us to have no possesions. Because the libs will always have theirs.
"All members of DU have a responsibility to participate in a respectful manner and to assist in fostering an atmosphere of thoughtful discussion"
Sounds like what a shrink would say to his group therapy session. For DU'er's maybe they should add:
No drooling or bubble blowing during therapy. You must have taken all prescribed meds prior to the session. Remember, psychois is controllable if you will just take the pills the doctor gave you. I know the voices want to talk , too, but please just one personality during each session. If your voices just have to talk, I will charge a full extra fee for the attendance of each voice.
parsy the concerned.
Where's the link to that thread?
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