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DUmmie FUnnies 11-12-04 AM Edition (Clueless DUmmies Freak Out Over werenotsorry.com)
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 12, 2004 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/12/2004 6:08:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The leftists set up a website apologizing to the world for the re-election of the Evil Bush Regime called sorryeverybody.com filled with picture images of lefties and DUmmies expressing their sorrow to the world over the election outcome. So, almost inevitably, a website parodying the maudlin pics on that website was set up called werenotsorry.com. If you haven’t visited it already, I urge you to check it out. Quite creative in the way “ignorant” Red Stater types parodied the drama queen photos of the sorryeverybody.com website. You can see some of the thumbnail gallery links to that site, thoughtfully provided by the DUmmies below. So instead of seeing this for what it is, praise for Bush and mocking of leftist hysteria, the DUmmies see it as the “Imagery of FACISM” as they titled their THREAD. So sit back and enjoy the humor of clueless DUmmies as they misinterpret parody into some sort of weird sense of impending fascism. As usual the clueless DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the bemused commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

http://www.werenotsorry.com

http://www.werenotsorry.com/Thumbnail1.htm

http://www.werenotsorry.com/Thumbnail2.htm

http://www.werenotsorry.com/thumbnail3.htm

http://www.werenotsorry.com/Thumbnail4.htm

typical copycats...they did the same thing to MoveOn.org. took a positive thing and put a hateful, negative stamp on it.

[Psst! It’s called PARODY. But if you are CLUELESS you would see it as having a hateful copycat stamp on it.]

Look at those low, neanderthal-like brows one chromosome short of a gene pool.

[May we put your comment in the campaign literature of ’08 when your candidate pretends to appeal to that same Red State crowd?]

Classic case of little man syndrome. Combined with deeply repressed same-sex desires... manifesting themselves violently. You can see it in the eyes.

[Excellent self-evaluation!]

So much for the fundie vote theory. And notice the number of middle class suburbanites, and their crazy kids. These people are just nuts. Killing terrorists? The ones we created in Iraq? Just total loons. I can't believe I live in the same country as these people. They ARE stupid.

[YECHH! Middle class suburbanites! How uncouth! Why can’t they be intellectuals like us and believe that the USA created terrorists?]

The funniest thing is that Freepers think they're the MAJORITY. Hey guys, 26% (at best) of the country does not a mandate make!

[Funny how that 26% added up to 51% at the polls on Election Day.]

F*ck all of them and their asshole attitudes. I am becoming a non-compassionate liberal.

[aka DUmmie.]

All of them should be in Iraq. Period. Fighting and being killed by the "terrorists".

[Why put “terrorists” in quotes when you really mean “freedom fighters?”]

What's with the show of weaponry? Seriously, I own a gun, but I don't need a picture of myself holding it to make a political argument. Is the display of guns compensation for the lack of logic?

[It’s called “parody.” They knew it would freak you DUmmies out.]

It's essentially a threat to us. They know that we're going to be the ones who see that site, and it's directly addressed to us as a reply to www.sorryeverybody.com . Their message can pretty much be boiled down to "Shut up, liberals, or we will kill you."

[Or maybe, just maybe, their message can be boiled down to “We are mocking you liberals and laughing at your hysterical drama queen reactions.”]

OMFG!!! Makes you almost want to booby-trap your house and build up an arsenal. These are some sick m-f'ers.. look especially at the 1st pic in this post. That is the "face of the base", some stupid looking redneck idiot.

[Thank you for the desired reaction. We now pause a moments to laugh our asses off.]

SEND THAT LINK TO THE MEDIA, ESPECIALLY OLBERMANN. Send it to everyone you know. Those people are their own best argument AGAINST THEMSELVES. Seriously, they're the most repulsive group I've ever seen. Get the word out as soon as possible, because I would not be surprised if some saner minds on their side realize just how damning that website is and try to talk the idiot(s) who created it into getting rid of it.

[And don’t forget to send out the link to this DUmmie thread of you DUmmies falling for the parody of sorryeverybody.com.]

Did you notice the expression on the face of Mr. Happy That is one tortured soul there. That is the new look of the Christian Fascists. Forget the problems in Iraq, we have a more serious problem here with the American Taliban.

[Yes, a facial expression on an American is so much more dangerous than terrorists in Iraq.]

I was really pissed that these cretins took something I thought was so beautiful (sorryeverybody.com); the one thing helping me get through the ugly reality of 4 more years of bush by restoring my faith in mankind, and basically shit all over it.

[Yes. Sorryeverybody.com is so sacrosanct that it is a grave sin to parody it. Now excuse me while I squat over that site and take a dump.]

Did you notice how many of those sick bastards wore sun glasses? I dont recall a single pair at the "I'm sorry that the no-good son of an asshole won" website. It must be evidence of a warped personality flaw.

[Good catch! Wearing sunglasses a dead giveaway to inherent fascist attitudes (or maybe just a sunny day).]

Notice all the hidden faces, sunglasses, and guns?

[SUNGLASSES! Obviously a fascist tell. I’ll remember that the next time I play poker at the DUmmie Casino.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; werenotsorrycom
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To: SandyInSeattle

WRONG... many many liberals have guns... they just don't want anyone else to have them. ;)


41 posted on 11/12/2004 8:15:18 AM PST by Nataku X (Lord, please guide President Bush, and please protect our soldiers in Fallujah.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did you notice the expression on the face of Mr. Happy That is one tortured soul there. That is the new look of the Christian Fascists. Forget the problems in Iraq, we have a more serious problem here with the American Taliban.

[Yes, a facial expression on an American is so much more dangerous than terrorists in Iraq.]

The best of many great lines in the DU/FU. I'm getting some cheap sunglasses and putting my "intimidator" game-face on whenever I leave the house, just to scare the proles.

42 posted on 11/12/2004 8:34:55 AM PST by FredZarguna (Wearing Black Pajamas, and now dark sunglasses, too.)
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To: FredZarguna

great post!


43 posted on 11/12/2004 8:36:05 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix

PING!


44 posted on 11/12/2004 9:06:53 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Bush/Cheney FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: Nakatu X

True. But they won't admit they have them, while they're busy trying to disarm the rest of us. So if they whip them out now, they've blown their cover and revealed themselves to be.... drum roll please.... HYPOCRITES!!!

Ain't it grand?


45 posted on 11/12/2004 9:08:35 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

So I guess the proper FReeper uniform is now pajamas and sunglasses?


46 posted on 11/12/2004 9:09:25 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

Thank you, from me and all the other women on werenotsorry.com!

Vigilantcitizen said I'm HOT!! WAHOOOO!!!!!


47 posted on 11/12/2004 9:15:28 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Bush/Cheney FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: Nakatu X

I'm next to you - with my Rottweiler!
My flying buddy is above you - with the plane.

Rock out!


48 posted on 11/12/2004 9:18:47 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Bush/Cheney FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You are hot.

Do you fly that plane?


49 posted on 11/12/2004 9:19:08 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

I fly a little red biplane (which didn't make the picture) - he flies the little red midget mustang.

My Rottweiler isn't sorry either - so, wanted her to get in the action. Doesn't she look mean!?

Life is good!


50 posted on 11/12/2004 9:21:07 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Bush/Cheney FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I'm next to you - with my Rottweiler!

Awwwww...

51 posted on 11/12/2004 9:21:28 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: PJ-Comix
Funny how that 26% added up to 51% at the polls on Election Day... LOL
52 posted on 11/12/2004 9:22:13 AM PST by NetSurfer (All your provisional ballots are belong to us.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I fly a little red biplane (which didn't make the picture) - he flies the little red midget mustang.

Do you do air shows?

53 posted on 11/12/2004 9:22:19 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You're #252 on the PING list.


54 posted on 11/12/2004 9:22:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

I fly competition aerobatics and race biplanes. I've done one airshow - and haven't decided if I'll do more.

Probably - but it's not my life's dream. I like to fly competitively - dog fighting, formation, aerobatics, racing, etc. But don't need the love of the crowd to make it exciting for me.

There is a push for more women to get into shows and to be more public - but.. we'll see what happens. I am interested in helping other women get into flying - if that's what the want to do - especially young women.


55 posted on 11/12/2004 9:36:46 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Bush/Cheney FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
That is so cool.

A friend of mine works for the
Red Eagle airshow team.

56 posted on 11/12/2004 9:40:04 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

I fly the single seat version of that plane.
Cute, isn't it!


57 posted on 11/12/2004 9:43:06 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Bush/Cheney FOUR MORE YEARS!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yes, it is.

From what I've heard, it's a very fun plane to fly.


58 posted on 11/12/2004 9:47:11 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies really made me laugh today.

Thanks PJ-Comix
BTTT


59 posted on 11/12/2004 10:18:23 AM PST by hattend (I'm on the Mark Steyn Ping List! I'm somebody!)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ- I came home for lunch just to get my comics. They never fail to make me laugh. These wackjobs think they are mental giants - LOL.. I hope their dreams don't get dashed again when they don't get the Ohio recount they know will happen. Thanks for mining that asylum for these wacky nuggets.
60 posted on 11/12/2004 10:40:43 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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