Political Blogger Mass Suicide To Be Discovered In Several Weeks.

LFG ^

[BigRedState]

BOSTON—By examining web-traffic data for left-leaning DailyKos.com, researchers have predicted that the mass suicide of 14 political bloggers will likely be discovered sometime in mid-December. “After months of doing nothing but sit alone in our rooms at our computers, trying to get our message to the people, we lost the election anyway,” read the still-unread suicide pact posted Nov. 3. “We’d rather be dead than live in a country as f-cked up as this one.” The bodies will most likely be found by property managers, long-estranged parents, or neighbors returning copies of Joe Trippi’s The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.

[BigRedState]

Would this be a bad thing?

[headsonpikes]

Now, that's funny!

Thanks for posting.

[bikepacker67]

Will they be wearing Nike sneakers?

[Brad’s Gramma]

This is a joke, right?

[BykrBayb]

I hope not.

[Mikey_1962]

"The Revolution will not be televised" was a poem by Gil Scott Heron I thought

[cripplecreek]

[demlosers]

Did someone call?

[An Old Marine]

Think of it as evolution.

[add925]

Depending on how they do it, they might qualify for the Darwin Awards: http://www.darwinawards.com
Go for the Gold!
Bwahahahahahaha!