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Well, time to hit the sack soon. There will be EVEN MORE Election Edition of the DUmmie FUnnies in the morning when the DUmmies wake up to their WORST NIGHTMARE. And if you want to continue reading future editions of the DUmmie Funnies, just ask to be placed on the PING List.
1 posted on 11/02/2004 9:56:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 11/02/2004 9:57:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Hate to tell them, but the fat lady is singing loud and clear. Break out the kool-aid, the party is over.


3 posted on 11/02/2004 9:57:57 PM PST by Always Right
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That is funny!


Thanks for posting it!
4 posted on 11/02/2004 9:59:50 PM PST by dagoofyfoot
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I have but one question:

Has ShortBus left the USA yet???


6 posted on 11/02/2004 10:01:19 PM PST by rocky88 (John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.)
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If I could post in the sewer,my post tonight would be...

"Forty More Years" :O)

7 posted on 11/02/2004 10:03:56 PM PST by Free Trapper (Terrorism is the Black Heart of Islam,not the fringe!)
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In your faces, DUpes!!!!

WE WILL CRUSH YOU

Kerry we despise, on the trail tellin’ lies
Thought 4 months in ‘Nam would make you prez some day
You got orange on yo' face
You big disgrace
Appeasin’ and whinin’ all over the place
Singin'

We will we will crush you!
We will we will crush you!

Mooron you’re a fat man dumb man
Fibbing in your film you thought you’d fool the whole world today
Got Twinkies on yo' face
You big disgrace
Soros spreadin’ your lies all over the place

We will we will crush you!
Sing it
We will we will crush you!

Rather you're an old man bad man
Your lyin’ eyes believe any forged docs that come your way
I See BS on your face
Tried to throw the race
Now it’s time for you to retire in disgrace

We will we will crush you!
(Today!)
We will we will crush you!
(Four more years!)
We will we will crush you!
We will we will crush you!
Alright


WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Bush paid his dues
Time after time
Captured old Saddam
Destroyed Taliban
And lowered taxes
Helped more than a few
He’s had plenty of mud
Thrown in his face
But he’ll come through

He and Cheney will go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
The GOP’ll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
Don’t need lefty losers
'Cause the U.S. is the champion of the World

We’ve taken the fight
To the terrorist scum
Our troops have been wearied and wounded
Have bled and died for our freedom
I thank them all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
We’re fighting for the survival of
The whole human race
And we ain't gonna lose

America will go on and on and on and on…

We are the champions - my friends
Bush & Cheney will keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
Don’t need lefty losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till we win
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for DU losers
'Cause we are the champions


8 posted on 11/02/2004 10:04:02 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots." -- Ulysses S. Grant (a Republican))
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Just hang tough....The fat lady hasn't even started to sing yet!!

nope she just croaked right along with your hopes and dreams......Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

9 posted on 11/02/2004 10:04:19 PM PST by thingumbob (Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
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For my DUmmie friends:

Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe of the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Snap on a happy grin

Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face

Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe off the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full of doubt look
Snap on a happy grin

Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face
10 posted on 11/02/2004 10:07:54 PM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours!)
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Thank You PJ this is truly great to read after the terrible day I had today.
11 posted on 11/02/2004 10:26:21 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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Well, time to hit the sack soon.

You can't go to bed!!! I'm counting on you to entertain me for the next 6 hours! This is my world and if I don't get my way I'm going to call the UN and the EU and I'm gonna take all my toys and go to France!

How's that for a DUmmie impression?

12 posted on 11/02/2004 10:28:21 PM PST by Laurita (There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
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Go ahead and go to bed, DU is closed. Of course I'm sure a clever guy like you has been registered . . .
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1267774/posts


13 posted on 11/02/2004 10:31:56 PM PST by Laurita (There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
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Keep a positive attitude, we don't want any lurking freepers to think we've given up already.

I can't imagine that anybody here would do that at such a delicate time.

14 posted on 11/02/2004 10:43:15 PM PST by rdl6989 (4 More Years! 4 More Years!)
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Ping Me please. i've been reading for weeks but this is now gonna get real good in the next few days...thanks for the laughs!!!


21 posted on 11/02/2004 11:01:55 PM PST by mowowie
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DUh Screenshots Page
Page Here 1.1 Mgbs Flash- Sorry, I didnt have time to put controls on it,
'Right-click' and uncheck 'play' if you wanna stop on a page. Click 'Play' again to continue.

22 posted on 11/02/2004 11:04:29 PM PST by 45semi (A Kennedy speaking, and the wind from me arse, bear suspicious resemblance...)
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pls ping me; i'll need this to unwind over the next, mmm, week.
thanks


24 posted on 11/02/2004 11:51:34 PM PST by philomath (from the state of franklin)
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please put me on the ping list...don't know how that works, but I need more laughter in my life!!! Thanx....


25 posted on 11/03/2004 12:10:20 AM PST by tina07 (Bush/Cheney'04)
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> are you ready to contest it in protest?

They couldn't get out the vote, but if it's a protest, they'll show up... every liberal loves a party, especially a collective whine-in.


27 posted on 11/03/2004 12:17:03 AM PST by EaglesUpForever
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I am not yet old enough to vote but when I am old enough I will vote for Kerry!!!

Better keep the polls open. Count every vote.

28 posted on 11/03/2004 12:27:17 AM PST by MattAMiller
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read later


31 posted on 11/03/2004 4:36:40 AM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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I started crying when they said people had to wait 5-6 hours to vote and they are still waiting. It is just so wrong!

Actually, I was praying they would stay in those lines no matter HOW long it took. I heard people here in AZ were waiting in line for 4 hours and after the polls closed just to register their vote!!

It's not sad, it's exciting to see!

36 posted on 11/03/2004 1:07:20 PM PST by valleygal
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