Posted on 11/02/2004 9:56:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Ohio is about to be placed in the Bush column and the Dummies are in a crying mood as you can see on this THREAD. So break out your hankies for the DUmmie Tears are about to flow copiously. As usual the crybaby DUmmie wailings are in Bolshevik Red while the dry tear duct postings of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
I am not a freeper and right now I am about ready ot cry
[I AM a Freeper and right now I am about to cry…NOT!]
I am not sure what is going on with this country.
[Eh! You know. Just the usual fascist right-wing takeover. Happens all the time.]
RELAX ! You are not alone.
[Yes. Plenty of other mentally distressed DUmmies here to share your pain.]
even though i have reached an intense level of depression....i am still hanging on to some hope.
[Yes. There is still hope that Kerry could pick up Wyoming.]
It's okay, really it is. Were doing fine! We still have a VERY good chance at this. A hard fight is what we expected. Deep breaths. Well do this!
[Take a deep breath and just keep holding it in. You’ll do this?]
I am not yet old enough to vote but when I am old enough I will vote for Kerry!!!
[Yeah, Kerry will arrange to be nominated again in 2020 just when you reach voting age and can cast a ballot for him.]
thanks for all the encouragement but god I need Kerry to win
[I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that Kerry will win. The bad news is that he will win the National Gigolo Competition.]
I would bet everyone here cannot accept four more years of *. Me, I'll be a mess if Kerry doesn't pull it out. We still have a chance. And if the shrub steals it, are you ready to contest it in protest? I am. If we don't win this in electoral votes, it still ain't over until the protests are over.
[Your travel ticket to Gitmo is in the mail.]
Not even Major Paine would tell you just to "get over it"! The whole friggin' WORLD is banging its head tonight! NO NO NO not four more years of THAT! If true, only the EU can help us now by pulling out their money from the Treasury.
[Hmmm….Your candidate doesn’t win so you want to bankrupt the country as punishment. Such a thoughtful DUmmie!]
Ohio...its the new florida
[Send in the lawyers!]
I started crying when they said people had to wait 5-6 hours to vote and they are still waiting. It is just so wrong!
[Who said that? The lawyers?]
Thank God I took tomorrow off. I'm not leaving the house.
[Even better. Don’t leave the bathroom.]
"If" Kerry loses.......then hopefully the democrats will learn that triangulation and moving to the center with no visible differences to the general public will not work without a Clinton.
[Psst! Hillary is available.]
I feel sick. I feel absolutely sick to my stomach right now. I just broke down in tears. I know it's not over, but I have this feeling of total devastation. Really, I don't know if I can live in this country for even a year more if the SOB wins.
[Try moving to North Korea. Very progressive country and they hate Bush there. You’ll love it!]
Keep a positive attitude, we don't want any lurking freepers to think we've given up already.
[Hee! Hee!]
Just hang tough....The fat lady hasn't even started to sing yet!!
[Didn’t I just heard the Fat Lady in Hawaii sing “Aloha?”]
Ping Me please. i've been reading for weeks but this is now gonna get real good in the next few days...thanks for the laughs!!!
ShortBus is waiting in line to cross over to Canada. He's checking the ashtray for roaches.
pls ping me; i'll need this to unwind over the next, mmm, week.
thanks
please put me on the ping list...don't know how that works, but I need more laughter in my life!!! Thanx....
great song...
> are you ready to contest it in protest?
They couldn't get out the vote, but if it's a protest, they'll show up... every liberal loves a party, especially a collective whine-in.
Better keep the polls open. Count every vote.
Elizabeth Edwards is making a statement?
Okay, maybe I'm not proud of that... but I couldn't help myself this morning.
Just to keep up my credibility I had to denounce several posters there as being Freeper trolls. Sorry I had to get rid of a few of you but I have to maintain my DEEP COVER. Besides, if I didn't denounce what looked to be a Freeper, someone else would down the road. A little piece of advice: If you are trying to infiltrate DUmmieland, don't try praising Hillary. It is a dead giveaway that the author is actually a Freeper.
Anyway, any Freeper who really wants to infiltrate DUmmieland needs to spend time there and study DUmmie Patois before even attempting to make a post.
read later
I like this one.
you rule PJ!!!
Thanks.
Sorry it took me so long to respond...I had to finally go to sleep last night.
Thank you kindly. Rock on!
Actually, I was praying they would stay in those lines no matter HOW long it took. I heard people here in AZ were waiting in line for 4 hours and after the polls closed just to register their vote!!
It's not sad, it's exciting to see!
I've used that maybe a dozen times in the last 24 hours. Go ahead, keep using it. By tomorrow we won't be able to use it anymore as the Breck girl fades into obscurity and slithers back to the world of trial lawyers.
ping
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