[PJ-Comix]

This is but a tiny SNEAK PREVIEW of the DUmmie Mental Meltdown on Election Night and the Day After. Their electoral ANGST will be fully covered in MANY special editions of the DUmmie FUnnies on those days. Be sure NOT to miss out on the FUN by asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[ken5050]

Instead of 10,000 lawyers, the Dems are gonna need 10,000 mental health professionals working the suicide hot lines..

[bitt]

I bet you were the fresh kid that always said, "I know you are, but what am I?" when your sisters were screaming at you...

It has prepared you for your important and cherished work here at FR. Thanks.

[RandallFlagg]

Thanks for the ping.

I wonder if any of them read this.

And on that note, I wonder if Ashcroft's people are reading their stuff....

Whatever happens, we all should document what they say if it crosses the line of legality.

I will be.

[maggief]

Thanks for the ping.

Big Betty gave us the heads up. See my tagline.

[Blue Scourge]

Civil war is not an impossibility.

Liberals against Conservatives in a civil war...what does he want to commit suicide...we have all the guns. :)

[daguberment]

let the rest of us frame a new Constitution

Oh, good grief, can you imagine what that "constitution" would look like:

We the gay and transgendered People of ectopia, in Order to form a more new hip-hop Union, establish Justice (for some of us), insure domestic partnerships, provide for the common support of the United Nations, promote general Welfare benefits, and secure Liberty for those we agree with, do establish this Constitution for the United territories of ectopia.

[San Jacinto]

start pressing for California secession. It'll be time to Constitutionally secede then, imho.

Uh-oh. I just agreed with a DUmmie. I'm concerned.

[45semi]

This is a hoot!
"if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo. "

This heres a wakeup call...us radical right religious rednecks have always had guns, were practically born with one in our hand!
We've been deer, turkey, bear, alligator, etc hunting since we were little kids.
Now, you go ahead and get yer gun, and bang away at bottles in yer backyard!
Reading a medical book, buying a scalpel, and slicing a ham with it dont make ya a surgeon!
Yeah, you get yer gun...go out and bag yerself some FReepers if ya can!
Yer still gonna end up like Ned Beatty in Deliverance!,
cept it'll be the business end of a liberal-despised automatic weapon in yer O-ring thats makin ya squeal like a pig!
Then again, if ya got a purty mouth...

[stylin19a]

Good Grief......these yahoos don't even know when to use the word "when" as opposed to "if".

[Travis McGee]

CW2 Ping

if bush wins, i will buy, and learn to use, a very very large gun. and plenty of ammo.

Note to DUmmies: we have an 80 million gun head start, and we already know how to use them.

[Sivad]

Revolt? Those sissies are already revolting.

[infidel29]

How many of these DUmmies were on the "child left behind" list? I was aware that intellect was proportional to party affiliation, but these morons know nothing about politics, less of geography and law and further less of spelling and grammar.

[infidel29]

"thought about it. If they stole the election again..." the reason why they`re pissed in the first place is they cheated in 2000 and lost anyways. Now they have the nerve to suggest we are going to "steal it again"?

[atomicpossum]

Interesting that the thought of a Bush win has brought a DUmmy around to the belief that the 2nd Amendment protects the right of a citizen to arm himself against the abuses of the government.

[Squantos]

and a new PNAC free government.

Whats Dat ?

[FredZarguna]

Civil war is not an impossibility.

No, but the improbability of a civil war being successfully started--let alone concluded--by people who can't actually operate anything more complex than an iPod is so staggeringly near zero that even conservative economists might have trouble arriving at an exact number.

But what the hell: BRING ... IT ... ON! Here's a tip: the round comes out of the end that's open.

[Ladysmith]

Hey, Gram, over here!! LOL!!!

[Wonderama]

Great as usual. I can't wait for the election night edition!!! The melt downs will be so entertaining.

[KSCITYBOY]

Good job - I love the way you give a little humor to their delusional thoughts == Vote vote vote vote.... I've seen dogs that could run the country better than these nutjobs.