Posted on 10/21/2004 12:33:35 PM PDT by dandelion
When John Kerry went out to kill innocent geese today, he managed to stay incredibly clean.
He's not just "clean" - he's KERRY KLEAN!
Now, I'm all for cleanliness. But have you noticed that John Kerry, in the middle of a muddy field, has absolutely NO MUD ANYWHERE on his body? Not even the tops of his shoes?
Not even on his hands. His soft, soft hands...
Now, let's compare Kerry's outfit to the outfit of his manservant beside him... notice that weird clay-colored substance on Jeeves' knees? Just above his shoes? On his shoes? On his coat? That's MUD. In fact, it's all over the field, and all over everybody else's feet and knees on this trip.
Mud's all over EVERYBODY BUT John Kerry. And he's magnificently sparkly CLEAN!
ALL PHOTOS COURTESY OF YAHOO NEWS
John Kerry couldn't have possibly stayed this clean in this field on this trip - unless, true to form, he let everyone else do the work while he only showed up for the final photo-op. But that would just be dishonest now, wouldn't it, and we ALL know that Kerry is no opportunist.
Kerry might just say he's a little cleaner than the common man...
LOL, Kerry and Edwards remind me of liddle boys.
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits, oops, I meant ducks.
I wonder how the animal rights activists see El Loopy here murdering a goose for a campaign prop!!!
He's wouldn't even carry the bird! What a weeny!
Based on the way he is holding that gun (draped in one arm, other hand in pocket), he has no way of controlling the direction it is pointed if he stumbles or missteps. His gun safety instructor obviously wasn't as good or knowledgeable as my Dad.
Probably because the other guy said, "I shot the damn bird so there's no way I'm letting you carry it for your little photo op."
I wonder where they bought the dead goose.
He wanted it to be symbolic of his political career.
The Pun is intended!
Kerry said, "I say, my good man, would you mind traipsing through that mud for me to shoot a duck? What's that? Geese? Well, whatever the disgusting little creatures are called. Just shoot one. I'll wait here, snacking on my tin of pate, a baguette and bottle of Veuve Cliquot while you're out in that nasty field, and then we'll walk back together so the photographers can click away! Won't that be ever so clever?"
Go tell Aunt Rhodie--the old gray goosestepping commie is dead! On November 2!!
Especially weird when you remeber that the Mighty Hunter Poodle stalks his prey by crawling on his belly.
What?? Teresa wanted Grey Goose Vodka?
You mean I got near these cammo-clad commoners for nothing?
Um...call me crazy...but wouldn't a goose that's recently been shot have a wound? Perhaps even a little bit of blood on it? Somewhere?
Maybe?
Can't figure out why Kerry even went goose hunting. He married a silly one!
I think he hurt his hand. Reporters noticed this too. Maybe he burned it. Or injured it while he was crawling around on the ground, sneaking up on the gooses.
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