Posted on 10/21/2004 12:33:35 PM PDT by dandelion
When John Kerry went out to kill innocent geese today, he managed to stay incredibly clean.
He's not just "clean" - he's KERRY KLEAN!
Now, I'm all for cleanliness. But have you noticed that John Kerry, in the middle of a muddy field, has absolutely NO MUD ANYWHERE on his body? Not even the tops of his shoes?
Not even on his hands. His soft, soft hands...
Now, let's compare Kerry's outfit to the outfit of his manservant beside him... notice that weird clay-colored substance on Jeeves' knees? Just above his shoes? On his shoes? On his coat? That's MUD. In fact, it's all over the field, and all over everybody else's feet and knees on this trip.
Mud's all over EVERYBODY BUT John Kerry. And he's magnificently sparkly CLEAN!
ALL PHOTOS COURTESY OF YAHOO NEWS
John Kerry couldn't have possibly stayed this clean in this field on this trip - unless, true to form, he let everyone else do the work while he only showed up for the final photo-op. But that would just be dishonest now, wouldn't it, and we ALL know that Kerry is no opportunist.
Kerry might just say he's a little cleaner than the common man...
That was paraphrased from an old folk song--"Go Tell Aunt Rhodie".
You're probably way too young to remember it.
P.S. Your caption was very funny.
Does Teresa soak her raisins in Grey Goose Vodka?
Kerry's photo ops are insanely transparent. Who's he fooling with a goose hunt where they pull the geese out of cages and throw them in front of Kerry to shoot.
Pulling this kind of photo op at the last minute will backfire.
Real men will not be fooled.
Democrats will.
the real question is will the fat assed really ignorant union slobs Kerry is trying to pick up buy it. I say most are smart enough to see through this, but some wont
Pray for W and Our Troops
It looks like Kerry is about to shoot the dog in that picture.
Yeah, he sure goosed that bag! Whoops, I meant bagged that goose. I am sorry. English is not my first language. Sometimes I get mixed up.
What's the plan for the geese? An ethical hunter is compelled to eat his catch. Just blasting a couple of geese without time, intention or resources to properly harvest them is wrong.
Anybody know what happened to the birds?
The way he is holding the gun, if he would have stumbled he would have shot the dog. Not smart. And why is that dog posing for the camera? Didn't anyone tell the dog this was an action shot?
Here he undoubtedly hired his photographers and his scriptwriters before he bought any shells. And, of course, they can't leave the success of this manly hunt to chance, can they? They bought the goose.
The pool reporters were told exactly where Kerry would emerge from the woods, where he would walk, etc. BEFORE he performed these actions. Can you say SCRIPTED photo-op?
Rubber goose and all!
Kerry is such a phony! A pathetic excuse for a man.
He's also breaking federal migratory game laws by not carrying that goose out of the field himself. He's the only one allowed to carry the bird unless a transfer document has been filled out.
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