John Kerry's Magic Cellphone [Kerry Heard From Reeve On Saturday. Reeve Went Into Coma Thursday.]

Wizbang ^ | Oct. 12, 2004 | Kevin Aylward

[conservativecorner]

It's sort of like his lucky CIA hat...

SANTA FE, United States (AFP) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry hailed Christopher Reeve as "America's hero" and vowed to drive on the dead Superman actor's crusade for stem-cell research.

...Kerry said the last time he heard from Reeve was on Saturday, when the actor left a message on his cellphone, enthused by the Massachusetts senator's decision to raise stem-cell research in Friday's second presidential debate.

Oh really? WHO TV (Des Moines) October 11th, 2004 - According to sources close to the actor, Reeve died Sunday. The actor fell into a coma on Thursday after going into cardiac arrest at his New York home. It's true - Kerry will say ANYTHING to get elected...

Update: WHO Des Moines appears to be the only one reporting he went into a coma on Thursday. ABC, CNN, and others are reporting that he had a heart attack at his Pound Ridge, New York, home on Saturday during treatment for an infected bedsore wound. He fell into a coma and never regained consciousness. CNN puts it this way:

Kerry's cellphone is a little less magical, now it's just a bit suspect...

[Sunshine55]

Just e-mailed the story to Rush and Glenn Beck for further exposure. Thanks.

[traderrob6]

Time to eat some wheat Bran and sprouts and meditate on how JK couldn't possibly lie

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Yes, I have a sound file of psychic Jean Houston discussing Hillary's attempts to channel Eleanor.

[John_7Diamonds]

I think the medical term for Kerry mental condition is "Nuts".


John

[kabar]

From Reuters:

"The wound had become severely infected...Reeve was admitted to Northern Westchester Hospital on Saturday evening and never regained consciousness," the statement said on Monday.

Reeve has been confined to a wheelchair after suffering multiple injuries, including two shattered neck vertebrae, when he was thrown from his horse at an equestrian event in 1995.

He said in a statement Reeve went into a coma on Saturday after suffering a heart attack at his home during treatment for a pressure wound.

[MarkT]

It's only reasonable since Kerry's running mate, Edwards, was able to channel with a deceased baby in order to win a multi-million dollar judgement against a doctor and his hospital. Wow, what a team...

[zygoat]

Either name one instance where G.W. has said he conversed with the comatose or dead or accept your position as another lying democrat.

[stockpirate]

PING

[Vigilantcitizen]

Just got off the phone with Elvis...

He said Kerry ain't nothing but a hound dog.

[BluH2o]

Remember the great Bob Woodward. He wrote about his conversations with then CIA Director, Bill Casey, who was also in a coma.

It's a 'Rat thing ... Hildabeast is another shining example of someone who has a problem with reality.

[TomGuy]

Maybe John Kerry thought he nominated Jonathan Edwards as his VP. Jonathan channels from the other side.

Kerry gets confused easily. Sometimes he even seems to think he is Bob KerrEy--who cast the deciding vote for Bill Clinton's 1993 Jobs Bill (John and staff have claimed John cast that vote) and who was Vice-Chair of the Senate Intel Committee (John and staff have claimed John was Vice-Chair).

Remember, for 35 years and over 50 retellings, John Kerry thought he spent Christmas in Cambodia on a secret mission for the CIA under direction of President Nixon, even before Nixon was sworn in as President.

Kerry is rapidly morphing into Forrest Gump with his being at or involved in so many historical events. He was at the signing of the armistice to end the first Gulf War, you know, even though he voted against that War.

Next, Kerry will be claiming he, too, talks to Jimmy Stewart's Harvey. He might even claim he was, too was chased by Jimmy Carter's vicious killer rabbit.

[elephant]

What?

[Phantom Lord]

sKerry will just say he meant the Saturday before and all will be forgiven.

He can't do it. Reeves supposed message was in response to Kerry's performance in Fridays debate. Unless somehow Reeves called a week in advance to comment on something he saw happen in the future.

[Laura Earl]

She said where she is there are no Kennedys.

[Novel]

All the stories I've read reported he went into a coma on Saturday.

[babaloo]

Even if he did go into the coma on Saturday after suffering a heart attack I am guessing that calling John Kerry on Saturday was not a priority. Sounds like he was in pretty bad shape. Sad.

[marty60]

What a POS. Maybe Fast Eddie channeled Reeves. sick

[Laura Earl]

That's insulting to hound dogs. He's more like one of those bony inbred dogs we see at dog shows.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Rockin all the time?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hmmmm!