DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-04 (Bush's "Bulge" Inspires DUmmie Conspiracy Theories)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 10, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

That's alcohol abuse, my friend. Never spill a drop.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area."

The devil can quote scripture as we know. And when it is quoted incorrectly by the DUmmies we know the devil is behind it.

[DSBull]

Hello, I am Scott and I am a drink spiller...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hi Scott, thanks for sharing.

[lonevoice]

So put on your tinfoil hats, boys and girls, and take a walk back down DUmmie memory lane

Help me! Help me!

[kenth]

Gahhhh.... go ahead and stick me on it please.

[mattdono]

I was probably an executive style bullet-proof vest, just in case one of a DU/ANSWER/name-your-lefty nutcase decided to do something.

Remember these are the people that were advocating insurgency (click here for post). It seems to me that these people are so off their rocker that an attempt on the President is, at least, plausible and, in some (many?) of their minds justified. They are really detached from reality.

[pharmamom]

It seems to me that these people are so off their rocker that an attempt on the President is, at least, plausible and, in some (many?) of their minds justified.

That is one thing I honestly do worry about, when W gets 4 more years. These people are so hate-crazed that they might try anything. After all, what kind of people write a book about thinking up ways to assassinate a president?

[wildwood]

geez, whoever was feedin' him lines wasn't too good at it, according to the polls. geez.

[TheGeezer]

went to the link and I swear I lost some IQ points while at the DUmmies site

And here all the time I'd thought it was the Jim Beam...

[piasa]

Nice cicada...

[rdl6989]

When I go to DU, I don't know whether to be angered, disgusted or amused by their ridiculous posts.

[rdl6989]

Cicadas make great fish bait. Every 17 years that is.

[piasa]

Do bass prefer them with tinfoil or rigged to a spoon?

[Wonderama]

PJ, Your posts are so much better than actually going to DU,which always gives me a stomach ache. Thanks for doing the dirty work!!!

[rdl6989]

spoon rigged.

[jellybean]

The White House issued a statement earlier today:

The President was wearing a Lienator during the first debate to detect lies told by Senator Kerry. Unfortunately the volume was set too high and caused President Bush to grimace each time it buzzed. There were so many lies told by Senator Kerry the unit burned out. It was not used during the second debate.

[Ostlandr]

Right! It's Revelation 13:11 - the false prophet who speaks for and wields the power of the Great Beast.
Last I looked, Karl Rove doesn't have seven heads, ten horns, the paws of a bear, the mouth of a lion, etc. (Revelation 13)

[valleygal]

You know, I suggested the other day on a thread here that I thought it was a bullet proof vest, if anything.

What is with the "echo" they are talking about?

[Laurita]

"In the Bible there is a passage in revelations. Something to the effect of the antichrist having a "puppet" that would speak for him. I'm not up on revelations as I should be, but I know that this is indeed there. Perhaps one of you is better educated in this area."

In the first place, thank you for distilling the sewerage. I barely have enough time to wade through the FR threads. I love your commentary, too. You make my world a happier place.
In the second place, if the devil had a puppet, wouldn't he choose someone a little slicker, greasier and prettier . . . like a Clinton, Kerry (Ewww, no. Not Kerry. He's just an ugly evil minion, like Carville) or (insert scary music here) Edwards??? Yeah, someone like Edwards, whose evil minions would make him look even better by contrast.
Finally, I think the "better educated" question was a desperate attempt to smoke out a lurking FReeper by playing the intelligence card. Thankfully, none of our operatives were vain enough to fall for the ploy.