Posted on 09/30/2004 3:46:23 PM PDT by GOP and College
Top 10 Signs Kerry Has Lost New York
10. Traders at the NYSE take the noose off of their neck. 9. Dan Rather "retires." 8. Kerry's daughters boo'd at the VMA's. 7. The NYPD and FDNY lower terrorist alertness. 6. John Kerry gets another Bronze Star for a "valiant attempt." 5. Zel Miller uses "Damn Yankees" to describe the baseball team. 4. Al Gore sighs and shrugs. 3. Arsenio Hall calls for a spot on his show. 2. Chants of "Rudy" are heard at Democratic rallies in New York.
And the number one sign that Kerry has lost New York...
1. Alan Colmes steals James Carville's trash can.
I love number one, LOL!
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