Posted on 09/20/2004 6:10:28 PM PDT by free_life
But WE are not running for president -- Kerry is. So quit complaining and work with what we have. Oprah just gave 300 women a... Pontiac! Did you see any of them frowning and moaning and screaming, "Oh God, NOT a friggin' Pontiac!" Of course not, they were happy. The Pontiacs all had four wheels, an engine and a gas pedal. You want more than that, well, I can't help you. I had a Pontiac once and it lasted a good year. http://michaelmoore.com/words/message/ If I hear one more person tell me how lousy a candidate Kerry is and how he can't win... Dammit, of COURSE he's a lousy candidate -- he's a Democrat, for heavens sake! That party is so pathetic
Rolls-Kenardly.........
(Rolls down one hill, Ken hardly git up the next)
(Apology to Henny Youngman)
Moore is an AMC Pacer - wider than it is taller.
Without the looks.
I'm pretty sure it was General Motors that supplied the cars Oprah gave away. Yep, the same General Motors Michael Moore so hates. Like everything else American, he can't stand it.
I had a Pontiac. John Kerry, you're no Pontiac.
>> One of the best cars I ever owned was a Pontiac. Comparing Kerry to it is an insult to Pontiacs everywhere.
I owned a 1968 Firebird convertible (400ci) many years ago. I also owned a 1967 Olds 442 convertible. Those GM musclecars were great!
Damn I bought a pontiac once, the first of its kind, Sunbird. Always looked good behind a tow truck. Damn thing never did run right. There was something about going over fifty mph that would cause it to just loose power. It almost got me wiped out a couple of times on the expressway. Yup, I think Michael Moore may have something there.
Moore: I outweigh most Pontiacs
Drudge has a link to Michael Moore's site. The porker is trying to pep talk the DUmmies:
"They [Republicans] are relentless and that is why we secretly admire them -- they just simply never, ever give up." --Michael Moore (He really said it)
Sorry, I jumped the gun
Unfortunately, the Pontiac is being driven by Ted Kennedy.
Read Moore's entire message at URL below. His theme is, Kerry is the worst possible candidate but don't give up ...like a rabid dog this Moore...he can smell it all coming apart and is desperate
http://michaelmoore.com/words/message/
Since Sep 11, 2004
Moore is an Edsel!
It pained me to click to his site, but being an automotive enthusiast, I was curious to what kind of parallel he was going to draw. What a wacky rant! Does MM really believe the stuff the voices in his head are saying?
My feeling is that the liberals won't have the stamina to last through the debates. They're all full of piss & vinegar, running on amphetamines & strong coffee, and completely consumed with hatred...they'll eventually become completely exhausted WEEKS before the election. But hey, that's how the leftists run their campaign in this country.
~ Blue Jays ~
Perskonally, I'd never let a Pontiac on my property. Now if you want to talk about a Shelby GT-40, then that's a horse of a different color.
Moore and Kerry are Edsals
No, Edwards is a Barbie dream car
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