Posted on 09/17/2004 12:58:59 AM PDT by wrbones
Grab a seat! Yer gonna need it…
‘Mornin’ folks! How the hell are ya this mornin’, anyways? Coffee’s on, and is it good this mornin’! Ya best grab a cup and get some! Feller’s gotta have his eyes open some ‘fore he heads out the door inna mornin’. Paper’ll be along directly, too. I gots first dibs onna funny pages!
Well, it looks like CBS News done deconstructed. Their ratin’s in some of them big city markets was lower than the re-runs onna other channels! Lots lower! That’s pretty bad, folks. Well, in case ya didn’t know, them documents that they had onna President was all faked up. Ain’t no denyin’ that. Ol Mr. Rather even had the gall to say if the documents was fakes, the contents and accusations was still good. Well, the content ain’t right, either! Seems the one feller was outta the service fer quite a bit that was supposed to have had somethin’ to do with makin’ sure things was sugarcoated. That’s just to begin with!
Now, I know fer most of ya, most of this is old news. Now, the funny thing is, the more ya get to lookin’ at the situation, the worse it gets! Ol’ CBS and them ain’t got much choice but to lie about things at this point. Ya see, bein’ an election year, and with the folks a runnin’ things behind the scenes inna media a bein’ who they are…things don’t add up quite right. The FCC, the FEC, and a whole buncha folks’ll be a lookin’ into this one. It’s all about fraud and outright attemptin’ to influence an election by a major media outlet. Not to mention alla that libel and slander stuff.
Well, lemme put it to ya this way. Would you be the one a wantin’ to take them kinda papers and puttin’ ‘em before a judge and a jury of yer peers? …Even if they are wearin’ pajamas? Ya see, the one feller, used to run 60 minutes, said we’re all amateurs and geeks, who sit inna livin’ rooms in front of a computer wearin’ pajamas. He means that what anyone else inna world hadda say about the issue shouldn’t mean nuthin’ to the media, ya see. WE…meanin’ you and me…don’t count. ‘Course, them Democrats been like that this summer. …well…worse than usual…
Every time they turn around, they’re insultin’ everyone. They ain’t stopped with just bein’ nasty to ol’ George Bush. Ya see…most of ‘em figger if ya vote fer Mr. Bush, yer a part of a right wing extremist conspiracy. Ya got yer jammies and tin foil hats and pocket protectors handy? Now all ya need to do is think that the Bill of Rights is a good thing, and think that we best leave it alone, and yer part of a right wing conspiracy.
Next thing, ya gotta believe that The Constitution can’t be ignored if ya wanta protect yer freedoms, …and if ya believe that, yer a part of a right wing conspiracy. Other thing that helps some, is if yer the kinda person that waits ‘til ya have as many facts as possible before ya jump into anything important, and yer part of a right wing conspiracy, and ya don’t make any sense when ya talk facts about things.
Now that ain’t all I got to say about that, but I best quit with ‘er there and go on to somethin’ else, mebbe. Some of ya done seen some of the stuff I been a sortin’ out. I call it, “Connections”. That file on it just gets bigger and bigger. I mentioned some of it over coffee here the last few days. Ya see…
There’s some connections between all kinds a folks that adds up funny when ya get to lookin’ at it. Some feller goes to Texas with his daughter…and she gets set up fer a real nice job. Well, and good, but then it’s time to re-pay favors later on. Come to find out, they all kinda hang out around the same print shop…inna same mini mall. Then there’s some feller done changed his mind rather dramatic like, and now he hates Bush. Seems he done got a book a comin’ out, and hatin’ Bush right now’d be good fer sales. Controversy sells in some marketplaces. Then ya get to lookin’it some of them 527’s, and some feller name of Soros, and the next thing ya know, yer lookin’ at the Communist Party, the Socialist Party, A.N.S.W.E.R, The Green Party, The Sierra Club, Greenpeace, and all sorts of folks like that. Well, they all know each other. They all worked together one way or another, one time or another. Some of them same names show up inna Democratic National Committee, inna local and state 527’s, and alla way down to yer local parish and ward. Some of them same names shows up a givin’ whole bunches of money to folks like Mr. Tom Daschle, Dan Rather, Barnes, Burkett, and some of them fellers a writin’ them stories ya see inna newspaper every day…including places like…CBS… Who does have card carryin’ members of the Communist Party placed in rather high places. Them Swift Boat Vets might be good folks, and they are from all that I can tell, but in this game they’re sittin’ down at the big money table and in comparison, they ain’t got a pot to pee in. Money like this onna table, people disappear ‘fore they get to cash in their chips at the window.
Makes me wonder…
…just who’s conspirin’ against what here… ’Specially when ya lookit the DNC party platform, and the communist manifesto…and the mission statements of lots of those folks all involved in them organizations, and a doin’ favors fer each other…who call themselves Democrats and Americans…
Ya know that there’s a bit of legislation inna House onna Hill in D.C. now that the Senate done passed? Ayup. It’s about hate crimes, is what it’s called. Means if yer a preacher, ya can’t quote the Bible where it says that homosexuality is agin’ the Boss’s teachin’s. That sort of thing. Ya gotta look up inna North country and see how it works with the Canadians. They got a law just like it. People goin’ to jail fer preachin’ outta the Bible up there right now.
There’s another ’un about gettin’ rid of Spam onna net. Ya know how that’s gonna look don’t ya? Means ya can’t send nobody an email of any kind less’n they send you one first. That petty much shuts down the internet ’tween those two laws. Myself, I figger the guy they needa get rid of is the feller who invented pop-ups…
Next thing is already inna works. I spoke about that already. The one where they got them chips to stick in ya where ya won’t be able to buy nuthin’ without it? Can’t even go to the doc’s. Won’t be able to do nuthin’. DOn’t lookit me like that. I ain’t kiddin’ ya any. You know I ain’t.
Funny thing is…some of them so-called Republicans is buyin’ into all of it fer one reason or another. Makin’ deals ya see, so that them and theirs can have more stuff instead of takin’ care of the nation’s best interests like they oughta be a doin’.
Ayup. Don’t haveta believe me. Do yer own research. But keep in mind two things: Lookit that politician’s votin’ record and compare it to the goals inna communist side of politics ‘fore ya vote for him. Then when ya get to wonderin’ why term limits won’t be passed or such…consider the retirement plan them politicians get by workin’ in D.C. and makin’ deals fer themselves fer a few years. Buy the time they get screwed over and gotta retire, or play the game long enough, mean enough, to wanta retire; they’ll retire with millions in their government retirement and benefits. …And they ain’t gotta worry none about social security… You’re payin’ fer alla them fancy cars, houses, and clothes they getta use.
Funny thing is…most of ‘em’s rich to start with…
Fer most…it’s about the money…not fer you or me, but them and theirs…at our expense…
Did I mention that catsup maker? Seems them folks got a couple of trusts a runnin’ fer ‘philanthropic’ purposes. Some lady name of Teresa Heinz-Kerry sits on that board. Seems some of their money gets all into some of the same places ol’ Mr. Soros’ money and trusts do. Same names and places, too.
Ya know when Ol’ John Kerry first got a chance to satisfy havin’ the hots fer ol’ “Lady Teresa“, she was a visitin’ with some feller…in Switzerland… I can’t remember his name right now, but he’s rich…just onna tip of my tongue, too.
Some folks figger the Republican Party fer bein’ kinda socialist. Well, truth to tell…the Democratic Party is kinda Communist… and the connections are there to prove it.
Warm up yer coffee, folks! It’s a new day! We’ve got another chance to get ‘er right! We’ve got another opportunity to get ‘er all sorted out!
Best take advantage of it while the takin’s good.
…And think things over real hard this election cycle. Do all yer own research, and ferget all about what anyone else done told ya. Then make up yer own mind.
The truth is out there. It’s up to you to find it.
You want my research; I’ll send it to ya. It’s raw, but it adds up good.
I’m a Watchman on the Wall…and I’m a shoutin’ to ya.
Good article. My one petty gripe is that I find the hillbilly dialect annoying.
Lol...no offense meant...just defending the heritage...you don't know what fun is until you tell a Taiwan Minister of Foreign Affairs officer that you're a.."Scottish/Hillbilly" when he asks "What are you..family wise"...lol...family background is a very big deal in Asia.
Just so you boys know...The Midwestern vernacular to which I was born, is only one of over 140 separate, and legitimate, English languages spoken in the United States.
Check with your local linguistics prof.
Might be more goin' on over a cup of coffee inna mornin' than ya think there is, mebbe...
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