How dumb is Susan Estrich?

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[kdwmson]

Q: How dumb is Susan Estrich? A: Susan Estrich is so dumb she thinks a manilla folder is a Filipino contortionist. Hey, Susan: Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

In case you had better things to do, like shampoo the cat, Estrich published a much-commented upon column claiming: "The trouble with Democrats, traditionally, is that we're not mean enough."

Susan, put down that crack pipe!

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[kdwmson]

Coming a little late to the Estrich thing, I know ...

[68 grunt]

The question should be 'how deceitful is ugly estrich?

[eyespysomething]

very dumb?

[Petronski]

How dumb is Susan Estrich?

If the entire universe of dumbness is the space inside the Boston Fleet Center, Susan Estrich is the Boston Fleet Center.

[Vision Thing]

She's Dumby, dammit!

[EggsAckley]

Mud fence dumb.

[Viet-Boat-Rider]

SUSAN ESTRICH, you brainless twit! Your statement is worth dwelling on given its incomprehensible magnitude. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid.

You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid.

Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity. And you’re a liar to boot!

[Torie]

Waste of bandwidth.

[pipecorp]

Isn't an estrich an ugly bird that buries her head to avoid the real world? (;^)

[beaversmom]

Prager was commenting about the protesters in New York. He said that they would have most definitely done violence to the delegates at the convention had New York not overwhelmed the streets with police. He witnessed their ugliness first hand.

With Democrats and the Left, if you want to know what they are guilty of, what they are like, what they think, you only have to listen to what they accuse Republicans of being. Kerry does this all the time.

[68 grunt]

No, thaz an ostrich. An estrich is an ugly bird that loudly squaks at any hint of reality :^>

[Shellback Chuck]

Susan, you ignorat slut.

[Shellback Chuck]

spelling is abtrocious

[NormsRevenge]

how hard is granite?

[Toughy]

Let me put it this way, Susan thought that Dukakis was a better choice for our country than Ronald Reagan. That's pretty dumb.

[King Prout]

that's deep

[Dick Vomer]

ping-pong

[The Great Yazoo]

Calling W. a moron for his accent and his sometimes tortured usage isn't much of a strategy, since there are a hell of a lot more Americans who speak like the president than who indulge in Kerry's Yale student-union high-tone oratory.

They called Ronald Reagan a moron as well.

[nomad]

I do know that her scratchy squeaky voice really gets on my nerves.

[Shellback Chuck]

ignoRAT, maybe I had it right the first time.