Posted on 08/20/2004 9:36:43 AM PDT by doug from upland
Brand new and hot off the presses! "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" by Dougie is an illustrated humorous children's book that creatively and mercilessly mocks John Kerry, his phony campaign, and his dubious history. The book is for adults but is rated G and is suitable for children.
It is written from the perspective of an irrepressible elementary school boy who is looking at John Kerry in disbelief and wonders why in the world anyone with even half a brain would be foolish enough to vote for this man.
Some of the highlights (or lowlights, as it were) include Kerry voting YES before voting NO, claiming it was his family's SUV, throwing the ball like a girl at Fenway Park, being a ketchup boy gigolo for his loony wife who told a reporter to shove it, and other amusing true anecdotes about the man who helped the commies win in Vietnam. Yes, Kerry is the candidate of choice for the Germans, the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, and Osama bin Laden himself. In fact, if bin Laden could sneak into Dade County, Florida, he would cast several votes for his guy.
You will laugh your rear end off if you are a Republican, and steam will come from your ears if you are a DemocRAT. Hey, Republicans, why not give one to a DemocRAT friend if you still have DemocRATs with whom you speak.
Really anger a liberal teacher by having your child do a book report on "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry." You can have great fun reading the book aloud in public. Dougie will be pleased to autograph your copy(ies).
Contact Dougie by email with questions.
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dougiesbooks@verizon.net
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LOL! I like it, Doug!(now on ebay) FReeper book skewers John Kerry --
A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY
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Sticking fingers in ears, sticking tongue out, going "Neener, Neener, Neener...I just got mine in the mail today".....
THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was quick. Good for the mailman.
LOL! :^D
Bought one, Dougie & requested it be autographed. This is the best idea I've seen in a while! Leave it to FReepers...
MailLADY, doug. Lady.
HA!
Hey! I've got half of the SwiftBoatVets books sold!!
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Thanks! Hey, I may actually be able to recoup my costs on this venture. :)
Hilarious!
Hey Doug, I sent an e-mail off to Neal Boortz about your book with a link to ebay. Would love to see it get national exposure. It could happen. That would be beyond funny. What would Kerry do then; ask ebay not to allow you to sell it??
Congratulations on selling 15 books to Freepers. Before I shell out any money on this, can you tell me exactly how many pages your book contains?
First, I don't believe most of the books were bought by FReepers. Only two identified themselves as such and asked for them to be signed. Second, I want to know if your remark about 15 FReepers was genuine or meant to be sarcastic. I won't prejudge. If it was meant to be sarcastic, however, I neither want nor need from you the few bucks this book costs. I appreciate an honest answer.
Get me Neil's address. I will be sending out a few promo books.
I was genuinely interested to know how big the book is because you can't really tell from the picture.
Fair enough. It is 8" x 10", 32 pages, written in cute First Grader font. There are 14 anecdotes and 14 drawings that go with it. I am actually taking time away from business to do this venture. It may or may not make a penny, and I've already spent plenty. What is important is to try to change minds. I hope this can help if it gets out there.
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