VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Jim Robinson]

Dear Free Republic Friends,

My old friend and brother-in-arms BADJOE has promised to warm the cockles of our hearts by publishing an expose (the truth about JimRob and Free Republic according to Joe) on the 18th of this month, which represents the one year anniversary of the date he last posted to FreeRepublic.com and started up with LibertyPost.org.

So, as I believe that only the truth can set you free, and based upon the stratergery of pre-emptive strike, I have a confession to make (before BADJOE makes it public):

I have poisoned the well.

By my sly innuendos behind the scenes.

By my intellectual ineptitude.

By not trusting those that brung me to the dance to bring me home.

By my biting every hand that fed me.

By my arrogance that causes me to think I did it all by myself.

By my stubborness not because of principle, but because of my lack of ability to see what is transpiring.

Evidenced by:

One would think that with half again as many Freepers. with a recovering economy, It would take a great deal less time to raise the necessary funds.

By this time in the June 2002 effort with a goal of $70,000 we had raised $73,000. Not because of who did the fundraising, but because the sense of purpose, of family, of comaraderie, was still present.

BADJOE rang the warning bell, but none heard.

Conclusion:

It is a sad day.

For what was once a great hope, a means of bringing together those who are willing to pay dearly in blood, sweat, and money to save this country, we all love, has been reduced to an asterisk.

So sayeth BADJOE as he promises to publish all this and much more on the 18th. He's been feverishly working on this "project" for one full year. In addition to the "truth about JimRob" BADJOE intends to further betray our trust placed in him by revealing the names of our moderators. And who knows what else?

I can hardly wait.

Is it the 18th yet? Tick, tock.

[js1138]

This is your fault. You started watching when I told you to, and now the Cubbies are in the toilet. Poophead.

[general_re]

Yes, it's my fault - that was actually me robbing Alou. I've been posting via wi-fi from Wrigley all along.

Must dash now, as I'm being pelted with garbage, and my police escort suddenly seems to have disappeared.

:^)

[MEG33]

I read your home page and found it hilarious!(Please,I mean no disrespect).....Wouldn't want to get things fired up again....;)

[RightWingNilla]

Presumably his next stop is the Witness Protection Program and a whole new identity.

LOL. Those rabid Chicago fans will track him down anyway.

He should book the first flight to Indochina.

[RightWingNilla]

I read your home page and found it hilarious!(Please,I mean no disrespect).....

Thanks, I am working on hooking a set of speakers up to my brain so all can enjoy the music.

[general_re]

To be fair - which tastes like sh*t right now, frankly - it wasn't all his fault. Granted, that was one of the most galactically stupid moves in the history of baseball, but the Cubbies managed to do most of the collapsing without any outside help.

Ah, well. Kerry's gonna blow 'em away tomorrow. At least, that kid better hope so ;)

[MEG33]

I was just quoted by the "3 letter cut and paster" on LP about my secret mission to peek.He just posts a copy of the post!

[RightWingNilla]

Ah, well. Kerry's gonna blow 'em away tomorrow. At least, that kid better hope so ;)

They will still be the favorites for tommorrow's game. Wood vs. Redman in Chicago...it still looks good for the Cubs if they can mentally shake this game off.

Goodnight all.

[Doctor Stochastic]

The Cheshire Cat could post like this.

[Chad Fairbanks]

LOL...

[P.O.E.]

I use that song as my cell phone ringtone.

[Doctor Stochastic]

I have invented a quasi-Monte-Carlo method that I call Sedona. It converges like 1/N**3. That's a type of Cubic Convergence.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Cool! My kids got me hip to that song. It's the only song by Eiffel 65 that I can stand, tho.

I don't mind Nickelback and Korn and some other stuff that they, and I, listen to and drive the wife nuts heh heh heh

[P.O.E.]

My kids recently got me listening to the Drop Kick Murphys - I saw them open for the Sex Pistols a few weeks ago.

I still get yelled at sometimes to "turn that down", except now it's my wife doing the yelling.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Damn... the Pistols are still around? Wow LOL!

Yeah, I get the whole "Turn it down! It's too loud!" thing from mine, too, to which I reply "Huh? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LET ME TURN THIS DOWN FOR A SEC!"

;0)

[P.O.E.]

Speaking of whom, the wife is coming home from her shift at the hospital any minute - I'd better log off & straighten this place up!

[Jen]

Are we at 4000 yet?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Mine is sitting right here, watching some artsy-fartsy film geared towards chicks... < shudder >

[Jen]

Race ya to 4000!!!

[Jen]

4000???