Presumably his next stop is the Witness Protection Program and a whole new identity. LOL. Those rabid Chicago fans will track him down anyway.
He should book the first flight to Indochina.
To be fair - which tastes like sh*t right now, frankly - it wasn't all his fault. Granted, that was one of the most galactically stupid moves in the history of baseball, but the Cubbies managed to do most of the collapsing without any outside help.
Ah, well. Kerry's gonna blow 'em away tomorrow. At least, that kid better hope so ;)