VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Jim Robinson]

Dear Free Republic Friends,

My old friend and brother-in-arms BADJOE has promised to warm the cockles of our hearts by publishing an expose (the truth about JimRob and Free Republic according to Joe) on the 18th of this month, which represents the one year anniversary of the date he last posted to FreeRepublic.com and started up with LibertyPost.org.

So, as I believe that only the truth can set you free, and based upon the stratergery of pre-emptive strike, I have a confession to make (before BADJOE makes it public):

I have poisoned the well.

By my sly innuendos behind the scenes.

By my intellectual ineptitude.

By not trusting those that brung me to the dance to bring me home.

By my biting every hand that fed me.

By my arrogance that causes me to think I did it all by myself.

By my stubborness not because of principle, but because of my lack of ability to see what is transpiring.

Evidenced by:

One would think that with half again as many Freepers. with a recovering economy, It would take a great deal less time to raise the necessary funds.

By this time in the June 2002 effort with a goal of $70,000 we had raised $73,000. Not because of who did the fundraising, but because the sense of purpose, of family, of comaraderie, was still present.

BADJOE rang the warning bell, but none heard.

Conclusion:

It is a sad day.

For what was once a great hope, a means of bringing together those who are willing to pay dearly in blood, sweat, and money to save this country, we all love, has been reduced to an asterisk.

So sayeth BADJOE as he promises to publish all this and much more on the 18th. He's been feverishly working on this "project" for one full year. In addition to the "truth about JimRob" BADJOE intends to further betray our trust placed in him by revealing the names of our moderators. And who knows what else?

I can hardly wait.

Is it the 18th yet? Tick, tock.

[Right Wing Professor]

Of course, to be a real tinfoiler, one needs to intersperse one's posts with random capitalized words, the word "fedgov,"

I hadn't heard FEDGOV before, but I like it.

[Melas]

I'm dying to know. What kind of question can you raise aobut HOV lanes that could possibly evoke a tinfoil response?

[general_re]

It also helps if you can work the phrase "fiat money" in somewhere.

So, is the Federal Reserve System vaccinating the HOV lanes with flouride?

No, no, no - the chemtrails have the fluoride in them. And, of course, the chemtrails were put together by the NWO, right after they had the Grays from Zeta Reticuli assassinate that JFK clone.

Wheels within wheels, my friend - wheels within wheels...

[MEG33]

I have no knowledge of this fight.I believe the mods thought a cooling off was good.I tried to inject humor..and break it up.It's all been said.We are having a fun time about the opus if you care to join us!

[Right Wing Professor]

What kind of question can you raise aobut HOV lanes that could possibly evoke a tinfoil response?

Oh come off it; do you really expect us to believe you're that naive?

[whattajoke]

RE post # 2354

I'm strangely honored for some reason.

[Junior]

My late father was a John Bircher. I learned all about "the conspiracy" while still quite young. Of course, back then, in addition to "fedgov" we also had "comsymp." "Chicom" is one of those old terms which still has some air play, thanks to Rush.

BTW, the early steeping in conspiracy theories led me to the eventual conclusion that the Swiss are trying to conquer the world. For a sizeable donation (in gold -- none of that "fiat" scrip for me), I'll be happy to share my reasoning.

Now, I think it's time for my afternoon medication. Where are my happy pills..?

[general_re]

Ah, well - you obviously don't have the kind of insightful (crackpot) mind that can see the elaborate and subtle interconnections there. ;)

Just try to keep in mind that there is one vast conspiracy that controls everything, and therefore explains everything that happens, from the Congress of Vienna to where your keys and wallet go when you lose them.

[VadeRetro]

Very strangely.

[MEG33]

AHA!Obviously a ploy to find out just how much we know!

[f.Christian]

If I was invited to a friends house and saw how this place is turned daily into a haunted happy hallowwen joke ... what are we to think --- me w / o my mask - custume circus show -- clowns - freaks !

[Junior]

See 2367. Now you know as well as I do, the SWISS are behind it all. After all, it's the SWISS who created the nefarious ISO9000 standard THAT ALL COMPANIES WISHING TO DO BUSINESS MUST MEET!!!! It's just LIKE IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION -- THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!! And, to distract us from their plots they give us CHOCOLATE, Swiss Army KNIVES and Cuckoo Clocks!!! All the money in the world (fiat scrip though it is) flows through their SECRET BANKING SYSTEM!!!

Grays? Anyone who's anyone knows they're the result of Nazi genetic experiments conducted in Antarctica after the War -- experiments FINANCED BY THE SWISS!!!

[MEG33]

The Swiss,I should have known.

[Junior]

They are also responsible for all the "moose bit my sister" and "cheese" threads (the latter for obvious reasons).

This is HUGH and SERIES!!!

[MEG33]

You think I don't KNOE how series and hugh this is??

[Ichneumon]

and horrible pink foam around the mouths of the dead livestock

I've done extensive research and tracked it down to its nefarious source:

I missed the license plate number of the UFO which dropped off the shipment, though.

[MEG33]

AHA!Another piece of the puzzle!

[balrog666]

Gone are the days when one could raise questions about (A) the Federal Reserve system (B) fluoridation (C) vaccinations (D) HOV lanes without being labeled a "tinfoiler".

Ah-ha, you left out the crop circles! I knew you were an alien in disguise. Probably just here for our women!

[DittoJed2]

I do not understand how you could have posted so many falsehoods with a clear conscience. Anyone who cares to find out what the REAL truth is will check it out. If someone doesn't, their opinion doesn't really matter anyway.

[MEG33]

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