[Junior]

See 2367. Now you know as well as I do, the SWISS are behind it all. After all, it's the SWISS who created the nefarious ISO9000 standard THAT ALL COMPANIES WISHING TO DO BUSINESS MUST MEET!!!! It's just LIKE IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION -- THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!! And, to distract us from their plots they give us CHOCOLATE, Swiss Army KNIVES and Cuckoo Clocks!!! All the money in the world (fiat scrip though it is) flows through their SECRET BANKING SYSTEM!!!

Grays? Anyone who's anyone knows they're the result of Nazi genetic experiments conducted in Antarctica after the War -- experiments FINANCED BY THE SWISS!!!

[MEG33]

The Swiss,I should have known.

[whattajoke]

Of course it's the SWISS! Hellooo-oooo, say it out loud slowly, "SWISSSsss," which is devilishly harmonically close to, of course, "HISSSsss" which is, of course, the sound most closely attributed to the one and only devil incarnate from the book of Genesis; the lying serpent in the garden of Eden. It's so clear I can't believe we haven't nuked Geneva yet.

Not only that, the world SWISS containes 3 S's. The number 6 starts with an S. 666 is, of course, the number of the beast. Oh, there's more, mind you (the white cross on the red background... clearly a symbol of Switzerland's anti-Christ nature; that is, a "clean white cross" which has repelled the red blood of Christ).

This stuff writes itself.

[Jim Robinson]

Ever heard of Swiss Family Robinson?

Connect the dots....

[VadeRetro]

And of course there's that irritating song

I MISS .. my SWISS!
My Swiss miss misses me ...

A country which even inadvertently by inspiration gave the world that thing has to be evil!