1 posted on
05/07/2003 8:57:27 AM PDT by
dead
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To: dead
I'm Gumbi dammit!
2 posted on
05/07/2003 8:59:25 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's fast.... and then there's Slim fast....)
To: dead
Maybe it was just a magic trick that went awry.
3 posted on
05/07/2003 9:00:21 AM PDT by
JmyBryan
To: dead
His body was later found in Ft Marcy Park.
4 posted on
05/07/2003 9:00:39 AM PDT by
Cogadh na Sith
(The Guns of Brixton)
To: dead
That's an experience not soon to be forgotten by excited shoppers...prepared his own Cabeza de Puerco. Oh man...
To: Billthedrill
Something new for my Safety Audit this month at my Grocery Store.
To: dead
After many years of effort, this shop owner is finally getting ahead.
8 posted on
05/07/2003 9:05:56 AM PDT by
Chirodoc
To: dead
according to his family he was not suffering from depression. Of *course* not. *HAPPY* people do this sort of stuff.
Morons.
9 posted on
05/07/2003 9:06:06 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(c) Entertaining beautiful women since 1972 ! :^)
To: dead
To: dead
the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. Did Shoprite Checkers approve overtime for the cleanup crew or did they just wait until Tuesday morning?
To: dead
Stockboy: "I don't care if it is my responsibility to mop the floors, I aint doing this at no $6.50 per hour."
To: dead
Gumbi the tool tester has determined that the quality of this power saw is inferior. It stopped halfway through.
16 posted on
05/07/2003 9:15:35 AM PDT by
Cachelot
(~ In waters near you ~)
To: dead
And then there was the sausage maker who backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
18 posted on
05/07/2003 9:18:19 AM PDT by
DonQ
To: dead
See what happens when you make your husband do the scavenger hunt for coupon specials on the way home?
To: dead
He probably had a chip on his shoulder, and the grocery store got their pound of flesh out of him for cutting into the head of the line.
His last words to those standing behind him was "Next!!"
And to think that his relatives said that he couldn't hack it. It sounds like he missed the point....
22 posted on
05/07/2003 9:23:41 AM PDT by
tracer
(/b>)
To: dead
Hmm. He did this at a meat counter? Do you suppose he was an animal rights activist performing the ultimate protest?
23 posted on
05/07/2003 9:25:39 AM PDT by
ntnychik
To: dead
"Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor."
Did the butcher finish the job or did they just leave the poor guy hanging?
24 posted on
05/07/2003 9:29:44 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)
To: dead
So who wanted to know how head cheese was made?
25 posted on
05/07/2003 9:31:40 AM PDT by
Dr.Deth
To: dead
To: dead
*cleanup in aisle 6*
32 posted on
05/10/2003 12:01:49 AM PDT by
Reagan79
(Pro Life! Pro Family! Pro Reagan!)
To: dead
He was just released from prison that morning, as well, I believe.
That's right, folks..........Gumbi had just left the pokey.
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