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Man beheads himself in supermarket ("Clean Up! Aisle 6! Bring a mop!")
Sydney Morning Herald ^
| May 8 2003
Posted on 05/07/2003 8:57:26 AM PDT by dead
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posted on
05/07/2003 8:57:27 AM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
I'm Gumbi dammit!
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posted on
05/07/2003 8:59:25 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's fast.... and then there's Slim fast....)
To: dead
Maybe it was just a magic trick that went awry.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:00:21 AM PDT
by
JmyBryan
To: dead
His body was later found in Ft Marcy Park.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:00:39 AM PDT
by
Cogadh na Sith
(The Guns of Brixton)
To: dead
That's an experience not soon to be forgotten by excited shoppers...prepared his own Cabeza de Puerco. Oh man...
To: Billthedrill
Something new for my Safety Audit this month at my Grocery Store.
...man wandered in and headed for the meat department. Ooohh, bad choice of words!
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:04:30 AM PDT
by
It's me
To: dead
After many years of effort, this shop owner is finally getting ahead.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:05:56 AM PDT
by
Chirodoc
To: dead
according to his family he was not suffering from depression. Of *course* not. *HAPPY* people do this sort of stuff.
Morons.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:06:06 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(c) Entertaining beautiful women since 1972 ! :^)
To: dead
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: dead
the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. Did Shoprite Checkers approve overtime for the cleanup crew or did they just wait until Tuesday morning?
To: dead
Stockboy: "I don't care if it is my responsibility to mop the floors, I aint doing this at no $6.50 per hour."
To: Tai_Chung
Probably a Kroger store. Their produce stinks.
To: Lazamataz
*Happy* people ? Does that mean they're *gay* people? ... With the current influx of *happy* posters on all the homosexual threads, I'm starting to get confused. Laz, this could be series!
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:15:11 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote Life Support for others.)
To: dead
Gumbi the tool tester has determined that the quality of this power saw is inferior. It stopped halfway through.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:15:35 AM PDT
by
Cachelot
(~ In waters near you ~)
To: Lazamataz
According to family, next-door neighbors, and third grade teachers, people jumping off bridges, cutting off their head in the meat department, and serial killers are some of the most well-adjusted and likeable people on the planet.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:16:58 AM PDT
by
Prince Caspian
(Don't ask if it's risky... Ask if the reward is worth the risk)
To: dead
And then there was the sausage maker who backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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posted on
05/07/2003 9:18:19 AM PDT
by
DonQ
To: dead
See what happens when you make your husband do the scavenger hunt for coupon specials on the way home?
To: Tai_Chung; CougarGA7
"Did Shoprite Checkers approve overtime for the cleanup crew or did they just wait until Tuesday morning? "Looks like a cleanup job for the head cashier.
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